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What is the worst build you have ever seen?
Aug 19th, 2010 at 2:56pm
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The name says it all. What is the worst character you have ever seen?

general chat in the harbor. his name was sexybabe or something

sexybabe: anyone want a rouge/wizard/clric?

harbor: NO

me: what is the point of that combo?

sexybabe: so i can heal and hurt at the same time :P

some more talking

sexybabe: no, i have a level 11 cleric and he can only heal

yeah.... i gave up at that point

also, if you had the pleasure of playing with the person you got to tell us what they were trying to do.



  

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Reply #1 - Aug 19th, 2010 at 3:02pm
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It would either have to be the person in the ss below or the number of 5/1 cleric/fvs's or wizzard/sorc's I have seen around of late.(Guess which guild tag most of them had Roll Eyes)

Nothing like a turn specc'd cleric with con as a dump stat.

  
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Basically any build where a melee splashes cleric for healing!
  
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Reply #3 - Aug 19th, 2010 at 3:21pm
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Krythan wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 3:18pm:
Basically any build where a melee splashes cleric for healing!



now yes.

But back in the day, 9 paladin 1 cleric was the shit man.

That was Teeny's sweet pally build!
  
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Probably my boyfriend's Rogue/Ranger/Wizard....
  

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Pallai wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 4:27pm:
Probably my boyfriend's Rogue/Ranger/Wizard....

OMG

What do you see in him?
  

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Pallai wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 4:27pm:
Probably my boyfriend's Rogue/Ranger/Wizard....


Have you brought him home to meet the family yet?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993
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Hands down. The Door Stop Pally.
  

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Eladiun wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 4:31pm:
Have you brought him home to meet the family yet?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917993



That was hilarous.
  

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stainer wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 4:28pm:
OMG

What do you see in him?


Plenty of good stuff, just not character building savvy. :p
  

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LOL Grin
  

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Re: What is the worst build you have ever seen?
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Pallai wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 5:59pm:
Plenty of good stuff, just not character building savvy. :p



My sweety would just let me die and carry me in her pocket until I rerolled.
  

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Reply #13 - Aug 26th, 2010 at 1:46pm
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stainer wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 4:28pm:
OMG

What do you see in him?


ROFL

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JC wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 2:56pm:
The name says it all. What is the worst character you have ever seen?


Well, the Shortbus has some interesting gimps.  I'm sure my shortbus is far from the worst, but she's a 2 Sorc, 2 Fighter, and 3 FVS.   Oh, and she's drow.  Ok, the 2 Sorc 2 Fighter, I am finding out what to do with that.  Sor stuff, and short pulses of frontline melee.  (Ooos, are we allowed mention melee and drow in the same paragraph here?)  So Easiest (on Khyber) is fun -- fun playing a sorceror of sorts for the first time -- but she doesn't play at level 7, she just carries around those 3 layers of FVS to little avail.  *What* do they give me -- 4 lousy level 1 spells, things that I can just as easily buy pots for. I hope I'm missing something and there's a feat/exploit/way my FVS component can support by sorc/figther.  Otherwise I'm just one seriously gimped healer. 

  
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Reply #15 - Aug 26th, 2010 at 3:24pm
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Natashaelle (leader of the infamous guild Blood Dark Sea on Keeper) ran a Ranger/Sorc/Favoured Soul.

If we have any Ghallandans on here, stay well away from that guild if/when it comes over with the character transfer.
  

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Reply #16 - Aug 27th, 2010 at 6:51pm
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Heres a few of the builds from Stormreach Shortbus!

1 bard/1cleric/1sorc
2 monk/1paladin/1ranger
1 ranger/1monk/1sorc
3 rogue/2bard/1 barb
3 wiz/2cleric/1monk
2 bard/1f.s./1wizard

Just a few of the 40 or so seperate accounts in the newest GIMP guild. 


Rivetts!
  
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Rivetts wrote on Aug 27th, 2010 at 6:51pm:
Heres a few of the builds from Stormreach Shortbus!

1 bard/1cleric/1sorc
2 monk/1paladin/1ranger
1 ranger/1monk/1sorc
3 rogue/2bard/1 barb
3 wiz/2cleric/1monk
2 bard/1f.s./1wizard


Just a few of the 40 or so seperate accounts in the newest GIMP guild. 


Rivetts!


Yeah the only thing is that these are purposely gimped lol.

I have seen some pretty fucked up builds that people actually thought were good.

You gotta love the pallys that splash 1 sorc fot the xtra sp Smiley
  

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stainer wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 at 4:28pm:
OMG

What do you see in him?

He probably has a large ......  bank account.  Grin
  
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I felt that it was my duty to tell you guys about this one. I'm sorry but I forgot the name but you guys should be able to tell that it is him from the description.

I'm leveling my bard (not melee) and we are filling a party for a quest. So far the group consists of me, an arcane archer and 2 wizards. Someone says that we need a tank.

Normally I would just say "no we don't" but we have no DPS and everyone is kinda squishy so I say "yah I want someone to get hit in the face for me, I only have xxx hp" I forget how much it was at the time.

One of the wizards says "wow that's a lot, I only got xxx hp" (about half of mine)

Me "dude don't you have toughness?"

Wiz "I don’t need to worry about getting my hp up. I'm not a tank"

Me "blah blah blah one hit and you're dead blah blah blah random argo blah blah blah AOE damage blah blah blah"

Wiz "I’m good with my spells I can cast and never get hit. I’ll never get hit I won’t be at the front will be in the back casting spells" "everything will be dead before it can get to me. I’m going all out DPS with this guy"

Me "you at least started with 14 con right?"

Wiz "dude I’m not a tank"

Me "you are going to die"

Wiz "I have a level 20, I know what I’m doing"

I gave up at that point.

If you ever see a human wizard using voice chat that is talking about his DPS then ask him if he has toughness. If he doesn’t then you got your guy. Also note that he liked to say "I’m not a tank" a lot.

Sorry that I can’t remember the name. I think I got brain damage I can never remember anything
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Worst build ever...

Sorc with no UMD.

Really, what goes through peoples heads?
  

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Epoch wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 5:50am:
Worst build ever...

Anything with no UMD.

Really, what goes through peoples heads?


Fixed.
  

                           

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Hi Welcome wrote on Sep 18th, 2010 at 6:51am:
Fixed.


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Worst build?  That would be the "Combat Master Healer" or something like that. 

It was way back in the day on Reidra, I think the cap had just raised to 12 when I joined a giant caves loot group (I loved those caves).  The CMH was a 3Wiz/3Clr/4Ran.  He said he could heal/repair/kill anything out there.  He was rather proud of the fact that he had both cure mod and repair mod always loaded  Roll Eyes 

Unfortunately, I also think he only had about 300 sp because he ran out of sp in the first fight in the Fire Lord cave.  After which everyone in the group suddenly discovered they had other things to do...
  
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Reply #24 - Sep 18th, 2010 at 1:35pm
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My worst build? I thought all of my builds were qualified enough to be called the worst build. It's more of a manner of how attentive and coherent I am at the moment that determines my builds viability or lack there of.
  

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