stainer wrote on Aug 24
th, 2010 at 2:28pm:
Please tell me that you and Mr. Gawna wrote your own vows. I am sure yours where beautiful!
they likely went something like this:
I, Mr. Gawna, take you, Mrs. Gawna, to be my whore. I promise to be true to you in wet times and in dry, in sickness and in perversioon. I will fuck you and bone you all the days of my life.
I, Mrs. Gawna, take you, Mr. Gawna, for my lawful fuckbuddy, to have and to fuck, from this day forward, for tighter, for looser, for wetter, for dryer, in my front and in my ass, until cock-rot do us part.