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This thread reminds me of how badly I wish I had kept this one fellow's name.  I joined my very first Coal Chamber, and this dude was the very last one to join the party.  I said multiple times that I was unfamiliar with the quest and that I got lost sometimes, so I would appreciate some patience. 

Meanwhile, as I'm running about the place, I find the entrance to the final chamber about 3 fights too early and end up standing in front of it.  Constantly as I stand there, I announce "Hey, are you guys doing something real quick, or should I join you?"  Silence.  The DM mentions something about how a genie tells you to question some dude.  Silence.  The same thing.  Silence.  Gelatinous cube. 

One of the other players who knew the quest well caught up to me around this time and was like "Okay, sorry about that, anyway we're going to do the last fight, so let's go shrine up first." 

While we're on our way to the shrine - tinkling noises and XP for the whole party.  Then, the monk who was running about in front of everyone and completely failing to communicate with the party says that we're a bunch of pikers and logs out without a by your leave. 

For extra bonus dick points, I PM him to tell him that he's a dick who wasn't listening to anyone in the party, and he got me slapped with a warning for vulgarity.  Like a bitch.   

I mean, I would understand if it was that dude's party and I had barged in without saying anything about how I didn't know shit.  But I told the leader before I joined and told the party before we started, and he was still a cocksucker about it.

The Grease thing is pretty hilarious.  I am honestly considering doing a spell swap for grease just so I can grief people. 

Your party member: Healwound has died.
Your party member: Melliciana has died.

...and the Warcrye got to play the " raise the healers" game, just as Sullo decides to port back down. Nothing like a race in elite VoD to get the blood going again. ...

Oakianus wrote on May 24^th, 2011 at 6:35pm:



I get 1 point grease for AM conjuration.    It's funny how some people get all bent over a little grease.  I say raids get boring without it.

All my others have at least 1 clicky..30% striders w/ a grease clicky FTW.

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Oh that's you Mel? I feel so stupid now.

Anyway, Kfury/Slothness I actually avoided before this "issue". 1 or 2 Shrouds he lead on Slothness were enough for me.

He should be grateful that we take the first to hit the lfm including gimps (Sometimes ends up like last nights Dragon but hey, its all fun).

Eladiun wrote on May 24^th, 2011 at 7:02pm:


Necro/Conj WF AM with 3sp webs?  That's my Wizard's build and I fucking love it.
Web web web...oh you melees have no DPS? Oh alright I will throw a mass hold for the Orange names...

The required 1sp grease means I have to at least cast it a few times so it doesn't waste space on my hotbar.

I promise to cast more grease and get blacklisted by 1 man guilds.

Fuck Off wrote on May 24^th, 2011 at 6:46pm:


i love using grease while on my acrobat.
running around and watching everybody else fall is the bees knees. never gets old.

Felgor wrote on May 24^th, 2011 at 10:25pm:


I can't remember why, but I have him marked down in my tard list.

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Fixed nooblet.

Epoch wrote on May 25^th, 2011 at 10:52am:


That's prolly what I have :/

I don't care. I just got firewall.

ZeroBoost wrote on May 29^th, 2011 at 8:22am:


Is he a 20 sorc because I thhink I get spammed by him every time I log on my wizzy or my cleric?

ZeroBoost wrote on May 29^th, 2011 at 11:32am:


You're talking about Ulity.

He's already in the thread somewhere I think