Hesian

This dude was in a 3BC XP farming group with me and two others. HE FUCKING REPORTED US.

stainer wrote on Aug 19^th, 2011 at 6:54pm:

This is karma for not sharing. 

stainer wrote on Aug 19^th, 2011 at 6:54pm:



No offense intended as I've run with you before...  but why in the flaming sam hill would you run with that guy?  He's been on my perma avoid list for over a year.

Chris79 wrote on Aug 20^th, 2011 at 4:55am:


It is like cutting myself, only in a virtual world.

stainer wrote on Aug 20^th, 2011 at 10:07am:



Refer to my signature...

Zigana wrote on Aug 20^th, 2011 at 11:28pm:


You didn't read page 13 did you?

Oh wait...you did!

Oakianus wrote on Aug 21^st, 2011 at 5:38pm:



Sorry dude. My "fail pug" alert senses were tingling.

stainer wrote on Aug 21^st, 2011 at 6:42pm:

Yeah, I ended up joining that second ToD, and after a bit we had a healer join who said "I was in another group and told them I was going out for a cigarette, then came back and there was no one in the party with me, I dunno what happened." lol.  Apparently, speaking up about what a shithead move that was managed to get the rest of the group to take off with me. 

Zigana wrote on Aug 20^th, 2011 at 11:28pm:


/win

Good to see this thread is still alive!
stainer wrote on Aug 19^th, 2011 at 6:54pm:


Roffle. Hesian is that country fuck that was screaming " HAY MAW PUT SOME PEPPER ON THEM TATERS!"

He is a complete tard.

Killdrome. 

Killdrome

So you don't miss the name.  Holy fucking shit, let me tell you what this fucking dipshit did.

Dumb motherfucker puts up an LFM for eChrono.  I don't really mind a good fail, and you never know when you're going to get a good laugh out of joining some rand's group (especially with a guildie to laugh with) and so I end up joining. 

We're IN THE FUCKING QUEST, and he says "Hey, so I'm going to need someone to guide us through the quest, because I've only been in one eChrono and it was a failure."  Then he passes the star to me at random, I guess because I was stupid enough to start talking.  THEN, it turns out that the dipshit had already entered and exited the quest, so we had to recall and reform. 

I allowed him back in, because I am a trusting dipshit who tries to see the best in people.  And hey, I had just been around while we reformed for someone who forgot their boots after we'd started the drama in a ToD, so I figured that it really wasn't that awful of an idea. 

Then we get in.  Motherfucker dings more often than that retarded dude in the Burger King song and is spec'd Fire Savant, which makes him oh-so-useful as he throws meteors at the devils.  Finally, during the Blood Plate fight, people just stop rezzing him because he is so awful.

After a five minute fight against the trash left over from Blood Plate during which I had to chug a motherfucking pot in order to keep the party alive, we go on to part two.  And I'm just about to say "holy shit, I've never seen him pulled this effectively, we haven't seen a bit of trash" when I see this stupid son of a bitch coming up to us from behind the stairs, where he had snuck off to throw meteor swarms at bearded devils.  Suddenly, the platform is full of trash and Razor Arm is nowhere to be found, and we wipe shortly thereafter. 

I am very laid back and get a lot of laughs out of a good fail, but that has got to be the dumbest son of a bitch that I've ever seen, ever.

Arkat wrote on Aug 31^st, 2011 at 12:48am:

hahaha oh man, I wish you had been there. 

The one good thing I can say is that Murderthumbs did get a Charged Gauntlet scroll.  So at least that happened.  But fucking hell, man.  I think I literally have a rage headache as a result.

I see we had a similar need to voice our displeasure.