Cannibasher <The Kindly Ones>

Joined an IQ2 hard pug with some La Nueva Guardia (no I hadn't heard of them either) people and a Ranger from Band of Skull.

We're mid-way through Finding the Path when Cannibasher joins.  Some cleric, whatever; barely even registered as we were midway through.  We had a FvS and everyone seemed self-sufficient anyway save the Ranger.

In the Shrine room after the minibosses, Cannibasher announces that he has the greater dragonmark of finding and will hit the chest "if we have the patience".  Someone responds 'cool', I say 'I has the patience', silence from the others.  As predicted, fight ends and someone loots the chest; they didn't rush to it at all though.  He was hanging back after the fight, I suspect hoping for this so he could get indignant. 

Anyway he grumbled something about not everyone speaking English but stayed with the group for the next quest.  Frankly, if you have gimped yourself on the DM, fine, but write in chat partially in case of ESL/EFL group members, and be in there damn fast DMing that chest so we're not all held up; don't murmur something even I barely heard then hang back and wait for someone else to loot.

There's a discussion of what's next.  I say "Jeets or that other weird quest?"  Leader says "Jeets is fine".  I announce "in Jeets on Hard."  5 of us are in.  Cannibasher says he's not flagged until he's done Dream Conspiracy.  We assure him he is and he comes in.  He then asks if, "we know how to get all the optionals despite the fact I won't be able to bless the chests anyway".  Yes, but no one has ddoor, so we settle for one optional.  He says ok, we should go for the easy one in the East.   The 5 of us zone into the Cave in the West.  He says he meant East.  Ok.

Still no real problem with the guy for the record.  Some noob stuff, but I'm about to die to stalactites, so can't really complain.

After the cave, where I die like a champion by pacing said stalactites, we go through the portal back to the top in drips and drabs.  I, the group leader and the guy who announced he picked up the skeleton key head into the back of Tavern where the optional we have the key for is.  Because that makes sense.  He starts getting pissy.

"We need [key-holder's name] at the back of coins now.  We can't go in without you here.  Come to E.  Come to me.  I've had enough of playing this game with people who can't speak english."  Recalls out, drops group.

Said non-English speaking noobs had a very English conversation about how much of a wang he was after he left.

The racist noob is my first ever squelch.  Grats.

Belwaar wrote on Jan 11^th, 2012 at 4:52pm:


Sounds a lot like an Astraghal toon. Did he have a lisping, Australian accent?

NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 11^th, 2012 at 10:47pm:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-W-vzELBt8&feature=related

stainer wrote on Jan 11^th, 2012 at 4:55pm:

No, he was American.

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I ran a eDeep with him leading. In the part where you have to free prisoners and kite/lock out water ellies, he decided to invis-run past all mobs after we locked out the first 2 water eliies. After gathering 10-ish sahuagins he was greedy and dumb enough to open the secret door to loot the chest (and lose insibility of course). We wiped, since nobody expected this level of stupidity and the group wasn't very experienced.

I try to avoid joining his groups since then.

Infant

Don't run with Nomey (Arty from CE). That Gimp hosted a tap farm run and just kept dying so many times.

Felgor wrote on Jan 18^th, 2012 at 9:45pm:


I hate you.

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Who is it for all the other times you do it?

Grace wrote on Jan 18^th, 2012 at 10:57pm:

Grace wrote on Jan 18^th, 2012 at 10:57pm:

OMG you make my bladder release.

There was this guy on his cleric in a hard vod run he threw a tantrum then left half way through because he ran out of sp.

I said dont worry stay use heal scrolls we have another cleric, two bards heal scrolling and one of them is a spellsinger regening your sp. But he didnt want to waste scrolls on an apparent wipe.

Naughty was leading and she said it was a mr squirrel on one of his alts.

I logged onto my level 10 wizard today and joined a von3 elite pug, there was a mrsquirrel in there and low and behold it was the same guy.(I recongnized the voice) He was too scared to venture into von3 elite without a real jhealer, apparently there was no way we could get it done with a bard healing and a warforged wizard helping out (over half the party was warforged anyway) he left in a huff because I stated not to worry our bard wont ditch the party if he ever runs out of sp and has to use scrolls/wands to help heal us. 


we completed the hard vod, funny enough it seemed to go better with him gone............

completed the von 3 without a jhealer as well and went on to do von1 and 4 still without a real jhealzer, wow miracles happen every day.