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Reply #3450 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 9:23am
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Hordo wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 8:35am:
Possibly, but don't forget Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage...



This is the story told to non Jews so they don't steal the wimmenfolk.
  
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Reply #3451 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 1:29pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:13am:
I love spelling errors bad grammar, and typo's on forums. I love reading peoples rage over things like someone spelling mom as mum for example, or typing hte instead of the, and having some guy/sheila get all anger management over it.

If you want to pretend that was the case so that we don't think you're a fucking window licker, then that's fine by me.
  
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Reply #3452 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 1:48pm
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Hordo wrote on Jan 21st, 2012 at 9:55am:
A good jewish impression?  What?  You pretend to study Talmud and understand the mystery that is the afikomen?


I guess I should say "I do a good stereotypical (and probably insulting) jewish accent when I'm giving my guildie shit about something he says or does."

I've never looking into Judaism as a religion, simply because I've never really looked into any religion except for a source of jokes.
  
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Reply #3453 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:07pm
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Devilsrath, I think hes 5 years old...... and not a very bright 5 year old either.
  
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Reply #3454 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:08pm
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If you want to pretend that was the case so that we don't think you're a fucking window licker, then that's fine by me.


rage away you are very amusing.  Grin Grin Grin Grin


btw gwana I have Dyslexia you can think what you want about me I don't care.
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Reply #3455 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:15pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:08pm:
rage away you are very amusing.  Grin Grin Grin Grin


btw gwana I have Dyslexia you can think what you want about me I don't care.


  

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Reply #3456 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:19pm
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JakLee wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:15pm:


lol jack, I almost fell out of my chair.  Smiley Smiley
  
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Reply #3457 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:57pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:07pm:
Devilsrath, I think hes 5 years old...... and not a very bright 5 year old either.


Was he spamming party chat trying to sell things? Or was he bragging about all the awesome things he has?
  

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Reply #3458 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 11:09pm
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ZeroBoost wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:57pm:
Was he spamming party chat trying to sell things? Or was he bragging about all the awesome things he has?


both, and telling us how uber he is even though he got 10+ deaths and only 2 kills in the quest.

Then he said he was going to report me for being sarcastic to him.
  
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Reply #3459 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 11:29pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:08pm:
rage away you are very amusing.  Grin Grin Grin Grin


btw gwana I have Dyslexia you can think what you want about me I don't care.


I wish I actually had a chance to party with Gawna so I could call her Gwana the Iguana Smiley
  

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Reply #3460 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 12:13am
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Re: Top 5 players you would never run with.
Reply #3461 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 2:54am
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:19pm:
lol jack, I almost fell out of my chair.  Smiley Smiley


One of the "lines" we used to spout at the Rocky Horror Picture show..

It's a meeting of ADA,  Dyslexics Against Drugs!  Dyslexics of  the world, UNTIE!
  

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Re: Top 5 players you would never run with.
Reply #3462 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 3:34am
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Hordo wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 8:35am:
Possibly, but don't forget Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage...


I was thinking I would have to spend a fortune in chloroform, until I read this:

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This is the story told to non Jews so they don't steal the wimmenfolk.


Never felt so relieved.


NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:47pm:
If I marry a jewish woman will I have to give up bacon? ............... I don't think it would be worth it......... even if she was a super model and richer than bill gates.

I don't eat bacon, for very much the same reason as, ie. a jewish woman, so not a  big deal.
  

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Reply #3463 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 5:40am
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Hordo wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 8:35am:
Possibly, but don't forget Jewish women don't believe in sex after marriage...


You are saying that my wife is Jewish??? But she eats tons of pork!
  
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Reply #3464 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 11:12am
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Grace wrote on Jan 24th, 2012 at 12:13am:
How many hezrous does a Shroud need? I wanted to make sure we reached our quota tonight.

He squelched me so I couldn't even mail him the Spell Pen II item. Sad
  
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Reply #3465 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 12:06pm
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Felgor wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 11:29pm:
I wish I actually had a chance to party with Gawna so I could call her Gwana the Iguana Smiley

This made laugh so hard that I had to go make a new avatar for it.  Grin

I don't know if dyslexia is the reason why I get called Gwana, but it happens ALOT.  My first character ever was Gawna Reeya, but then got renamed to Awnoo, but I had already had the forum handle with just the first name, so I kept it.  /story time with Gawna
  
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Reply #3466 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 12:09pm
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This made laugh so hard that I had to go make a new avatar for it.  Grin

I don't know if dyslexia is the reason why I get called Gwana, but it happens ALOT.  My first character ever was Gawna Reeya, but then got renamed to Awnoo, but I had already had the forum handle with just the first name, so I kept it.  /story time with Gawna


Until this post, I never noticed it was NOT Gwana.

Dyslexia strikes again.  Embarrassed
  
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Reply #3467 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 12:21pm
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This made laugh so hard that I had to go make a new avatar for it.  Grin

I don't know if dyslexia is the reason why I get called Gwana, but it happens ALOT.  My first character ever was Gawna Reeya, but then got renamed to Awnoo, but I had already had the forum handle with just the first name, so I kept it.  /story time with Gawna



And here I thought is was the happy sound you made when you had a dick shoved in your mouth. Smiley
  
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Reply #3468 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 12:35pm
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And here I thought is was the happy sound you made when you had a dick shoved in your mouth. Smiley

Grin  Now I'm gonna have to pay attention to what that sound is.  Sad
  
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Reply #3469 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 5:46pm
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And here I thought is was the happy sound you made when you had a dick shoved in your mouth. Smiley


must be a really small dick if someone can laugh around it.  Huh
  
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Reply #3470 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 5:47pm
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Grin  Now I'm gonna have to pay attention to what that sound is.  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png


If it isn't a muffled gag, you might be doing it wrong.
  
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Reply #3471 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 7:48pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 24th, 2012 at 5:46pm:
must be a really small dick if someone can laugh around it.  Huh

Or a really big mouth, obv.
  
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Reply #3472 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 8:55pm
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Or a really big mouth, obv.


If dicks were airplanes,your mouth would be LAX.
  
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Reply #3473 - Jan 25th, 2012 at 6:50am
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:47pm:
If I marry a jewish woman will I have to give up bacon? ............... I don't think it would be worth it......... even if she was a super model and richer than bill gates.



Shocked I would agree, it is not worth it. Unless you plan on having an affair with deliciousness
  
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Reply #3474 - Jan 25th, 2012 at 8:50am
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NaturalHazard wrote on Jan 24th, 2012 at 5:46pm:
must be a really small dick if someone can laugh around it.  Huh


Speaking from experience?
  
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