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Reply #3650 - Feb 1st, 2012 at 10:13pm
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when i was 13ish i went to visit my aunt and uncle.  they had just gotten a nanny for their son who was this foxy jamacian with dreads.  at one point, i snuck off to her room and liberated a pair of her underwear.  when i got home, i put them on in front of a mirror.  i turned around and hiked them up into my ass crack to see what it was like to wear a thong.  it was not comfy.

anyways, when i took them off, i noticed there was now a big old skid mark in the underwear so i had to throw them out.  this is also when i noticed a faint blood stain in the crotch of the underwear  Shocked
  
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Reply #3651 - Feb 1st, 2012 at 10:14pm
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when i was 13ish i went to visit my aunt and uncle.  they had just gotten a nanny for their son who was this foxy jamacian with dreads.  at one point, i snuck off to her room and liberated a pair of her underwear.  when i got home, i put them on in front of a mirror.  i turned around and hiked them up into my ass crack to see what it was like to wear a thong.  it was not comfy.

anyways, when i took them off, i noticed there was now a big old skid mark in the underwear so i had to throw them out.  this is also when i noticed a faint blood stain in the crotch of the underwear  Shocked
  
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Reply #3652 - Feb 1st, 2012 at 10:33pm
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Aww no one joined him  Grin
  
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Reply #3653 - Feb 1st, 2012 at 11:14pm
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green00_00 wrote on Feb 1st, 2012 at 10:14pm:
when i was 13ish i went to visit my aunt and uncle.  they had just gotten a nanny for their son who was this foxy jamacian with dreads.  at one point, i snuck off to her room and liberated a pair of her underwear.  when i got home, i put them on in front of a mirror.  i turned around and hiked them up into my ass crack to see what it was like to wear a thong.  it was not comfy.

anyways, when i took them off, i noticed there was now a big old skid mark in the underwear so i had to throw them out.  this is also when i noticed a faint blood stain in the crotch of the underwear  Shocked


I most CERTAINLY did not, EVER, need to read that....especially not TWICE  Smiley Smiley

Seriously, dude, you could've kept that to yourself (or just told Stainer Wink )
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Reply #3654 - Feb 1st, 2012 at 11:47pm
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Elegorne wrote on Feb 1st, 2012 at 11:14pm:
I most CERTAINLY did not, EVER, need to read that....especially not TWICE  Smiley Smiley

Seriously, dude, you could've kept that to yourself (or just told Stainer Wink )


i thought we were sharing thong stories  Smiley
  
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Reply #3655 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 12:24am
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Schmoe wrote on Feb 1st, 2012 at 9:54pm:
Smiley.

I don't have the silk tearaway thongs anymore, but I'll go pick up another three pack just for you.
  
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Reply #3656 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:08am
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Reply #3657 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:19am
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I know your opinion about me already, but do you really feel that way about Naughty, Sheeena, Smalls, and Phe?


Who doesn't?
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #3658 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:19am
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NAUGHTYNURSE!
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #3659 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 6:13am
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stainer wrote on Feb 1st, 2012 at 12:44pm:
I am trying to think what one would miss if they were banned from "The One's" runs?


MY NAME IS YU LAW!!! AND IM NOBODIES BITCH!!!!. you are MINE!!!!


I WILL BE THE ONE!!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin
  
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Reply #3660 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 6:28am
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I was actually in group with Axer and Naughty when she joined Crush it. It was only last week...
  
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Reply #3661 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 8:54am
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green00_00 wrote on Feb 1st, 2012 at 10:13pm:
their son who was this foxy jamacian with dreads.


Huh
  
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Reply #3662 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 11:05am
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Peechie wrote on Feb 2nd, 2012 at 8:54am:
Huh

OMG YOU MADE ME PEE IN MY PANTS!  That is fucking HILARIOUS!  Commas make all the difference, you guys.
  
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Reply #3663 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:28pm
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OMG YOU MADE ME PEE IN MY PANTS!  That is fucking HILARIOUS!  Commas make all the difference, you guys.


Commas won't change the fact that he called his relative a foxy Jamaican.
  
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Reply #3664 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:56pm
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Commas won't change the fact that he called his relative a foxy Jamaican.


I thought he meant that the foxy jamaican was his cousins nanny not that his cousin was the foxy jamaican?
  
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Reply #3665 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:13pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:56pm:
I thought he meant that the foxy jamaican was his cousins nanny not that his cousin was the foxy jamaican?


I may have misread it, but it works in my favor this way.
  
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Reply #3666 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:54pm
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NaturalHazard wrote on Feb 2nd, 2012 at 4:56pm:
I thought he meant that the foxy jamaican was his cousins nanny not that his cousin was the foxy jamaican?


People aren't that intelligent around here.
  
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Reply #3667 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 6:40pm
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green00_00 wrote on Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:54pm:
People aren't that intelligent around here.

Says the guy whose comment before was an exercise in wordfail.  We definitely appreciate your input here.  (We don't really appreciate your input here.)
  
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Reply #3668 - Feb 2nd, 2012 at 10:10pm
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We definitely appreciate your input here.  (We don't really appreciate your input here.)


That's a little advanced for him, don't you think?
  
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Reply #3669 - Feb 3rd, 2012 at 12:39am
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green00_00 wrote on Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:54pm:
People aren't that intelligent around here.


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Reply #3670 - Feb 3rd, 2012 at 5:00am
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Peechie wrote on Feb 3rd, 2012 at 12:39am:
Irony... you've embraced it!



You have taken your first step to becoming a forumite green.  I am proud to have witnessed this enormous step for you.  Congratulations green, congrats.
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #3671 - Feb 3rd, 2012 at 8:39am
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Now we just need to hurl him, kicking and screaming into Gawna's cavern where he will be chased by fat guys with a pony tail like some sort of twisted Scooby Doo episode.

We don't have to tell him in advance that Epoch will have him in his sights when and if he gets out do we?
  
                           

Epoch wrote on Mar 14th, 2012 at 5:15am:
When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


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If one fails to understand the nuances of elite level trolling they would falsely interpret posts meant to fan the flames as support.
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Reply #3672 - Feb 3rd, 2012 at 9:19am
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Hi Welcome wrote on Feb 3rd, 2012 at 8:39am:
We don't have to tell him in advance that Epoch will have him in his sights when and if he gets out do we?



Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley


I might be biased though
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #3673 - Feb 3rd, 2012 at 2:19pm
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green00_00 wrote on Feb 2nd, 2012 at 5:54pm:
People aren't that intelligent around here.


Believe me I was confused, but I tried to take it in context, technically I think you did say your cousin was a foxy jamaican with dreads but I didn't think that was what you meant to say. This is comming from someone who makes a ton of spelling and other errors.
  
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Reply #3674 - Feb 3rd, 2012 at 2:31pm
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Epoch wrote on Feb 3rd, 2012 at 9:19am:
Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley


I might be biased though



I'm hearing the fucking Benny Hill theme tune now. I hate you.
  
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