Theft wrote on Dec 30^th, 2010 at 12:33pm:


Well duh

Add Swiftchop (aka swiftdeath) to the list of DRB pieces of shit that run rampant in the world of Eberron.

Guess it was my fault for late night Pugging but figured I could get my 40th Tower in with the 2x ER FVS healing fleshies and me keeping 1 of the 3 WF alive in parts 1 and 3.

Shoulda known this was gonna end badly when I saw the leaders guild but meh.  He assigns Swiftdeath to the Orthon (Judge/Jailer, can't remember so go fuck yourselves!) and the Wiz in group to heal him.  I am to dance/kill dogs so no worries.  We start and everyone drops down to the proper locations save swiftdeath who get beat to shit UP TOP by both the Jailer and Judge!  I snicker and we finish when the leader tanks the orthon on his WF monk.

Part 2 no worries.

Part 3, Swiftdeath is given the job of dying over and over again, I mean tanking Horoth.  I am to FTS trash.  Leader wants the light monk to keep punching Horoth in the gooch so he can spam earth dragon for Spetz who is assigned to solo heal Swiftdeath. 

Long story short, the asspunching Monk steals aggro from Swiftdeath several times while generating Ki and we have to abandon the end fight as I've gone thru 3600 mana and the 2 FVS are burned out and refuse to suck down any more pots to keep the sack of WF shit alive (Spetz told me in chat his heal scrolls were hitting for a whopping 75 a pop )

So here I am at work, pissed I did not get the fucking Tome or Ring I want to TR and I have to wait another night til a group NOT led by Worthy of Honor.........(HINT, YOU FUCKERS NEED TO DO A TOD TONIGHT!)

Thankfully, me and the 2 ER FVS and 1 other guy DDoored out when it hit the fan for the last time.  Fuckers dropped really quick when the 4 of us zoned out as Horoth wasn't taking ANY names!

Swiftchop is a disaster.  He was our WF tank one night in a hard VoD and he lost aggro to 2 monks (Breaken and Ales) and me on my exploiter.  He lost aggro every fucking round and Stainer told him he was gonna jump in and beat Suulo with a couple of wands but didn't want to steal aggro. 

Don't party with PopeBiz Markie.  He'll get child aggro and then his kid will turn off the computer while he's trying to calm him down.

Sorry about that unspectacular introduction to Khyber...

Amazingly annoying quest to do that on, too. 

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Oh god, you reminded me that I was on that run!  I was chasing the bats when they came down just so I could attack something without having to back off.  I forgot his name... but I remember it now.   

He didn't seem like a bad guy, but he definitely has a few things to learn.

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10% xp penalty?  They must have changed it.
Stainer told me that was an optional, worth the time it takes to do it, like in Wiz King.

someonesalt wrote on Dec 31^st, 2010 at 10:03am:


Well there's an interesting revelation, I think I might want to sit back and see how this one pans out.

Zippo wrote on Dec 31^st, 2010 at 10:36am:

Nothing new he came on here before with mehdick and tarded out. basically saying the same thing that was said in those screen shots, so drama fail someonesalt. This we already knew.

someonesalt wrote on Dec 31^st, 2010 at 10:03am:


Ok he already said all of this on the vault forums, we know he is a tard, He is trying to fit in now or at least not be the target. As for you i take it you are in invicta? .... not a good start.

It is surprising to see how opinions of the Vault can evolve over time.  Many have said disparaging things over the years, only to end up becoming a not-insignificant part of our community.

Just the other day, I ran across a DDO thread with 3-4 people who have been here a while saying that they'd never join.  Some based on what they'd heard, some based on the fact that registration was required.

It's a hoot. 

Gunga wrote on Dec 31^st, 2010 at 1:20pm:

We could only be so lucky.
Thought you said you would be raiding end game on khyber in 2 weeks, havent seen you around much sweety.

Hah - Asscleavage - I like it.

Official uniform: lowriding hotpants.

Strakeln wrote on Dec 31^st, 2010 at 2:01pm:

Stainer will wear the uniform?