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Reply #25 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 10:26am
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Alekx wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 10:19am:
I once had a hot jewish chick but she dumped me apparently I was not kosher :*(


Everything is kosher in a Chinese restaurant.

Pallai and Hordo probably get that, but the rest of you may not. Tongue
  

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stainer wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 10:26am:
Everything is kosher in a Chinese restaurant.

Pallai and Hordo probably get that, but the rest of you may not. Tongue


A Jewish man and a Chinese man were conversing. The Jewish man commented upon what a wise people the Chinese are.

"Yes," replied the Chinese man, "Our culture is over 4,000 years old. But, you Jews are a very wise people, too."

The Jewish man replied, "Yes, our culture is over 5,000 years old."

The Chinese man was incredulous, "That's impossible, he replied. Where did your people eat for a thousand years?"
  

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Og, now I want an egg roll.  Stainer, you douche!  Grin
  

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Reply #28 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 10:39am
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Pallai wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 10:11am:
No, because people are always really surprised to find out I'm Jewish.

I always get the question- Are both your parents Jewish?  You don't look/act Jewish... Yes, I'm a full blooded, Bat Mitzvah'ed, Yiddish speaking, bagel eating Jew.

I guess it's like being an undercover minority... people seem to think I'm "safe" to say really anti-Semitic things around, then they attempt to take it back once they realize they've been saying it around a Jew.  Roll Eyes



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I absolutely despise halflings or at least one specific halfling... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



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Reply #30 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:01am
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I know a lot of folks probably took this seriously.

The entire thread is ridiculous.  I posted that I am glad I'm not rodian and bostonian too to get under Al's skin and incite Hefty about star wars delusions.

The story about the roommate was true, but it was not the jewish thing that caused issues.  She was a WoW player and there was a huge personality conflict involving her fucking cats.  Oh man, I hated those cats (and I can say that I'm glad I'm not a cat person or a cat and this time I'm not pulling your leg).

But although you may or may not believe it, I was actually trolling for Al and Hefty.  Didn't mean to truly piss you all off. Seems like this was a good hook line n sinker, but I do want to throw this out there that I posted absolute nonesense prior to the jewish part as a "frame of reference" for those who will realize that once again, Kist is playing dumb.
  

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Reply #31 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:02am
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Kistilan wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:01am:
I know a lot of folks probably took this seriously.

The entire thread is ridiculous.  I posted that I am glad I'm not rodian and bostonian too to get under Al's skin and incite Hefty about star wars delusions.

The story about the roommate was true, but it was not the jewish thing that caused issues.  She was a WoW player and there was a huge personality conflict involving her fucking cats.  Oh man, I hated those cats (and I can say that I'm glad I'm not a cat person or a cat and this time I'm not pulling your leg).

But although you may or may not believe it, I was actually trolling for Al and Hefty.  Didn't mean to truly piss you all off. Seems like this was a good hook line n sinker, but I do want to throw this out there that I posted absolute nonesense prior to the jewish part as a "frame of reference" for those who will realize that once again, Kist is playing dumb.


When does the funny part come?
  

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Reply #32 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:03am
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stainer wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:02am:
When does the funny part come?


It wasn't supposed to be funny.  It was pure trolling.  No funny trolling.  Again, was only trying to get Al n Hefty's attention.

Edit:  Also stainer, I am in Arkansas.  My wife is Australian.  I just made up a figmented person on the forums and it doesn't say Little Rock for that reason.
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Reply #33 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:04am
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Kistilan wrote on Feb 3rd, 2011 at 11:40pm:
I'm glad I'm not a jew either.  Mainly 'cuz I evicted one last Summer and she was mean to me.  I guess that might be stereo-typing, but a bill of $50 cost her $2k (and about $800 more than I was originally asking).  So way to stick to your purse!  jew good old jew, jew!   Cheesy

PS:  If anyone is a jew, marry outside the family tree.  I mean, it will be a wild ride, but you'll love it and you probably will learn to be less of a stick in the ass.

PPS:  I'm in no way advocating jews or any other ethnicity listed above should be exterminated.  I'm just saying I'm thankful to not be them because of various personal preferences in my lifestyle, like eating non-kosher food.


What the fuck is the matter with you Kist? Seriously...I am not Jewish, Half-Jewish, nor am I married to a Jew but let me make this LOUD and CLEAR:

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Reply #34 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:05am
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Kistilan wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:03am:
It wasn't supposed to be funny.  It was pure trolling.  No funny trolling.  Again, was only trying to get Al n Hefty's attention.


Why would anyone want to do that? I want them to die in a fire.
  

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Reply #35 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:07am
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Arkat wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:04am:
What the fuck is the matter with you Kist? Seriously...I am not Jewish nor Half-Jewish but let me make this LOUD and CLEAR:

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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Eh?  Well, I have no problems with jews.  I got the wrong attention.  Oh well.  Can't back peddle now but I did this on purpose to show the ridiculousness of the thread -- racism is ugly and I'm kinda showing it on purpose.

I do not like cats though and that was the problem with the roommate that caused the issue with the bill for cleaning. 

Anyway, I'm out of the thread folks.  I've shown this thread wasn't a good idea, even on a "free speak" forum.  Enjoy.
  

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Kistilan wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:07am:
I've shown this thread wasn't a good idea, even on a "free speak" forum.  Enjoy.


Free speak? Or maybe, just maybe, people can somewhat moderate themselves. Is that a grand fucking idea? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK? YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING SELF MODERATE FOR AWHILE?
  

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stainer wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:10am:
Free speak? Or maybe, just maybe, people can somewhat moderate themselves. Is that a grand fucking idea? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK? YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING SELF MODERATE FOR AWHILE?


You ok?  I think this thread needs a hug. 

And self-moderate the hell out of an idiotic thread?  Guess I could have not posted, but you all have something to get banded together over.

I guess I enjoy burning useless threads to the ground rather than ignoring them.
  

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Reply #38 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:13am
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Kistilan wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:07am:
Eh?  Well, I have no problems with jews.  I got the wrong attention.  Oh well.  Can't back peddle now but I did this on purpose to show the ridiculousness of the thread -- racism is ugly and I'm kinda showing it on purpose.

I do not like cats though and that was the problem with the roommate that caused the issue with the bill for cleaning. 

Anyway, I'm out of the thread folks.  I've shown this thread wasn't a good idea, even on a "free speak" forum.  Enjoy.



Seriously man...use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Geez.
  

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Reply #39 - Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:14am
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Kistilan wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:12am:
You ok?  I think this thread needs a hug. 

And self-moderate the hell out of an idiotic thread?  Guess I could have not posted, but you all have something to get banded together over.

I guess I enjoy burning useless threads to the ground rather than ignoring them.


WHAT THIS FUCKING THREAD NEEDS IS A LITTLE LESS ARGONUTS. FUCKING GET ON YOUR BUS AND GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL. FIELD TRIP IS FUCKING OVER.
  

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stainer wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:14am:
WHAT THIS FUCKING THREAD NEEDS IS A LITTLE LESS ARGONUTS. FUCKING GET ON YOUR BUS AND GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL. FIELD TRIP IS FUCKING OVER.


Wow, I think this is the first time I have even gotten the notion that you are upset.
  

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Zippo wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:16am:
Wow, I think this is the first time I have even gotten the notion that you are upset.


REALLY? WTF CLUED YOU IN ON THAT, GENIUS?
  

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Arkat wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:13am:
Seriously man...use your head for something other than a hat rack.

Geez.


Noted.  I thought it was genius.  I guess it is only being viewed as genuine ass instead. 

Apologies that my dark warped pervsion and sarcasm was not appreciated.  I thought the USA and Star Wars stereotypes previously cited to the finale were enough to set you liberal thinkers up for an Andy Kaufman experience.

It's off-color, yep.

For the record, I am not against any race or creed seriously.  Everyone has their chance with me on a first come first serve experience.  The anecdote WAS true, but that again was about her cats and a personality conflict.  Even my neighbors had issue with the roommate's icy cold unfriendliness and she didn't help my issues with the city of jacksonville, telling the city engineer to basically go fuck himself because she didn't own the house and he had to talk to me.  The roomie wasn't very social.

Anyway, after 5 years posting on the DDO forums you should have been shocked to think this was really my view if you've followed me that long.  I apologize for it not being received as intended and won't pull this trolling tactic again (although it worked -- got the wrong peeps though).

Al n Hefty you can gloat. You won this thread.  I did make an ass of myself.
  

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stainer wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:14am:
WHAT THIS FUCKING THREAD NEEDS IS A LITTLE LESS ARGONUTS. FUCKING GET ON YOUR BUS AND GO BACK TO THE HOSPITAL. FIELD TRIP IS FUCKING OVER.


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Kistilan wrote on Feb 4th, 2011 at 11:21am:
Noted.  I thought it was genius.  I guess it is only being viewed as genuine ass instead. 

Apologies that my dark warped pervsion and sarcasm was not appreciated.  I thought the USA and Star Wars stereotypes previously cited to the finale were enough to set you liberal thinkers up for an Andy Kaufman experience.

It's off-color, yep.

For the record, I am not against any race or creed seriously.  Everyone has their chance with me on a first come first serve experience.  The anecdote WAS true, but that again was about her cats and a personality conflict.  Even my neighbors had issue with the roommate's icy cold unfriendliness and she didn't help my issues with the city of jacksonville, telling the city engineer to basically go fuck himself because she didn't own the house and he had to talk to me.  The roomie wasn't very social.

Anyway, after 5 years posting on the DDO forums you should have been shocked to think this was really my view if you've followed me that long.  I apologize for it not being received as intended and won't pull this trolling tactic again (although it worked -- got the wrong peeps though).

Al n Hefty you can gloat. You won this thread.  I did make an ass of myself.



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You are not a genius, on the other hand. You brilliantly posted racial hate speech from a University IP. It is all date and timed stamped and everything. I pwn you now.
  

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I always win


As you can see, I always win.
  

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You are not a genius, on the other hand. You brilliantly posted racial hate speech from a University IP. It is all date and timed stamped and everything. I pwn you now.


I know, however, I am not an employee of the University Smiley
  
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I know, however, I am not an employee of the University Smiley


Somebody is.
  

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