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why is this game so poopy?
Apr 4th, 2011 at 6:41pm
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wow, disregard. one of my trolling co-workers hopped onto my computer when I forgot to lock it.


ugh. He's totally getting a black-eye tomorrow.
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developers took a shit in the brains and now its gone downhill + the F2P ppl suck
  

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Reply #2 - Apr 4th, 2011 at 7:24pm
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Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #3 - Apr 4th, 2011 at 8:12pm
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Because the developers long ago forgot what once made the game interesting and unique.

Does anyone remember any of those slogans from back in the day?  I'll start us off with an easy but important one:

"The no-grind MMO"
  

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Strakeln wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 8:12pm:
Because the developers long ago forgot what once made the game interesting and unique.

Does anyone remember any of those slogans from back in the day?  I'll start us off with an easy but important one:

"The no-grind MMO"



The no-grind MMO was one of the main points for me
  

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what the fuck. someone at work must have created this thread while i was afk.


/sigh the one time I fucking forget to lock my computer.
  
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Reply #6 - Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:18pm
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If that's the worst that he did, then you have some really disappointing coworkers.

Did you check your email outbox?

(not that checking your email's outbox is a guarantee of safety.  I always deleted the emails from the outbox before the victim came back to their desk.)
  

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Reply #7 - Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:19pm
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He'll know for sure when the NAMBLA meeting invites come rolling in.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #8 - Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:20pm
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popejubal wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:18pm:
If that's the worst that he did, then you have some really disappointing coworkers.

Did you check your email outbox?

(not that checking your email's outbox is a guarantee of safety.  I always deleted the emails from the outbox before the victim came back to their desk.)



nah, I'm not far from my computer. Him and I do some really gnarlly things but it's the fact I didn't notice is what gave him a kick.

I'll be coming in early to unplug his PSU from his mobo tomorrow.  Grin

that or set his mouse to a seriously low rezolution, swap the horizontal and vertical elements, SS his background then hide his icons and start bar. swap monitors and horiztonal/vertical elements, make sure his keyboard inputs are remapped and then save that as a tiny reg file that reruns that and opens the cd drive every 15 minutes
  
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Eladiun wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:19pm:
He'll know for sure when the NAMBLA meeting invites come rolling in.



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Eladiun wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:19pm:
He'll know for sure when the NAMBLA meeting invites come rolling in.


Does Asketes look like Marlon Brando?
  

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Eladiun wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:19pm:
He'll know for sure when the NAMBLA meeting invites come rolling in.


Maybe he does look like Marlon Brando, you never know!
  

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Reply #12 - Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:38pm
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If the fuck sticks at your job can't post something respectable, tell them to go fuck themselves until they learn the proper language of the Vault.

They could have at least used something respectable like shitty.
  

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Auran wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:31pm:
Does Asketes look like Marlon Brando?

http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=2067522&postcount=550
  

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Fuck Off wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:38pm:
If the fuck sticks at your job can't post something respectable, tell them to go fuck themselves until they learn the proper language of the Vault.

They could have at least used something respectable like shitty.



nah, he knew I wasn't going to be gone for more than a minute. He can troll pretty hard IRL, but I told him he'll have to do better than that.
  
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Reply #15 - Apr 5th, 2011 at 1:02am
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Strakeln wrote on Apr 4th, 2011 at 11:08pm:


you must have spent 15 minutes trying to find that. hahah

i just noticed all the movies behind me. pretty woooooman . hahaahahahah that's what I get for living at home while going to college
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Reply #16 - Apr 5th, 2011 at 9:32am
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Asketes wrote on Apr 5th, 2011 at 1:02am:
you must have spent 15 minutes trying to find that. hahah

i just noticed all the movies behind me. pretty woooooman . hahaahahahah that's what I get for living at home while going to college



Damn it, I was planning to make fun of you for your VHS of Sister Act but you beat me too it.  BTW, VHS...what is this 1995.
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Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Eladiun wrote on Apr 5th, 2011 at 9:32am:
Damn it, I was planning to make fun of you for your VHS of Sister Act but you beat me too it.  BTW, VHS...what is this 1995.


meh, we have a HD DVD player (i know right?)/vhs combo... still trying to explain things to my parents.... lol


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Reply #18 - Apr 5th, 2011 at 8:22pm
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Asketes wrote on Apr 5th, 2011 at 1:02am:
you must have spent 15 minutes trying to find that. hahah

Son, you need some help on how to surf teh interwebs.

Firefox, MMB, and ctrl-G.
  

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Strakeln wrote on Apr 5th, 2011 at 8:22pm:
Son, you need some help on how to surf teh interwebs.

Firefox, MMB, and ctrl-G.



*looks at the DDO Vault*

STFU


Wink


nah, I'm all over google for asketes and ddo asketes, didn't find the who ya looking at link though  Tongue
  
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Asketes wrote on Apr 6th, 2011 at 2:41pm:
*looks at the DDO Vault*

STFU


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nah, I'm all over google for asketes and ddo asketes, didn't find the who ya looking at link though  Tongue

*looks around for General_Bob's Vault*

*crickets*

*more crickets*
  

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Asketes wrote on Apr 5th, 2011 at 1:02am:
you must have spent 15 minutes trying to find that. hahah

i just noticed all the movies behind me. pretty woooooman . hahaahahahah that's what I get for living at home while going to college

Uh, I also spot a Mary Kate and Ashley movie in there.
  
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Reply #22 - Apr 7th, 2011 at 2:08pm
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Good eye...but that one was definitely his.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
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Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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hehehe
  
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Reply #24 - Apr 7th, 2011 at 2:13pm
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two sisters = I'm used to chick flicks and such

Watching porn or having it in the living room isn't quite the family event Gawna makes it out to be.  Shocked
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