things that made my pants shrink after skimming some googled artificer stuff.

slayer arrows
blade barrier
umd and rogue skills
repair spells
extra ring?!? (this sounds like super hax)
ability to gain the traits of a constuct (be cool if this was part of a prestige that would allow something like repairing yourself as a fleshy)
buffs all over
bonus metamagic feats

almost sounds like everything ive wanted in a character since all the specialist classes are my favorites.

Cor wrote on Aug 4^th, 2011 at 1:52pm:


I'm not done TRing and I don't trust Turbine to not mess things up.  I've no plans at all to TR my crafter.  All my others I plan on a past life or two.

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knowing you im sure you were making rocket powered dildos out of twigs too. no wonder your DM hated you!

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Never did that...far too subtle.

I played a priest of battleragers one time and a friend played a barbarian battlerager.  We stocked up on greek fire in town which had the DM scratching his head a bit.  My friend had a cursed dwarven thrower that again the DM didn't quite understand why we wanted it.

Then we get to the first fight.  There's a person being held hostage that we're supposed to save...only the DM doesn't tell us that.  There's just a bunch of bad guys standing in front of us...cast a quick protection from fire on my friend, light his backpack (full of the greek fire) on fire, and have him launch himself with the cursed dwarven thrower at the bad guys.

BOOM!

No more bad guys.  No more hostage.  DM aneurism.  Very stoked battleragers whooping it up at the carnage.

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It's like an battalion of smurf archers attacking. 

Invelios wrote on Aug 5^th, 2011 at 3:17pm:


We played it as 1d2.

Tensor's = infinitely thin disc. with Minor Telekinesis, I chop off limbs/heads/phalluses/etc.

Oakianus wrote on Aug 5^th, 2011 at 4:36pm:


3.5

I broke it terribadly.

Oakianus wrote on Aug 5^th, 2011 at 4:47pm:


Yes.

I read it better than him and he was being lazy, so I embellished.

Also, just because it says something, doesn't mean you can 't modify it

Edit: 1 inch in the center doesn't mean anything on the sides. And halflings are excellent targets for the quick vorpal.

Also, you can ride on it. Like a magical carpet made of death.

So far, what I got out of this, was we are looking at another Rogue like class, with the ability to make clickies.

I Noticed the ability to make a clickie was missing from Cannith Crafting, this would explain that.

Anyway. Not that shabby. I will most likely roll up one, but I doubt their will be flying penis grenades or Dildo Missiles all over the Harbor anytime soon.

Ungood wrote on Aug 5^th, 2011 at 6:39pm:


Too bad about that.

Penis grenades would be amazing fun in PvP.

I posted a thread that listed all the classes I didn't think was the next class.

Naturally, it was a list of all 3.5 classes except Artificer.

Just disappeared; no nasty-gram though.

There's a thread up now that predicts Artificer is next...

Arkat wrote on Aug 6^th, 2011 at 1:21am:


I dont think  the mods believe in the old saying of "Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing."

Be interesting to see what active and passive past lives they get.  Any current completionist who gobbled up their +4 tomes will be looking forward to this as much as a turkey looks forward to Xmas.