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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	My ode to the Master Artificer raid Sep 13^th, 2011 at 11:54pm	Print Post
	What the fucking fuck is this fucking piece of fucking time sinking shit? And can I have my two hours of my life back please? (yes we completed, but that was completely tedious. And it's clear you can pot power through that, but who gives a shit, really? You can build some weapons that are better than Shroudcrafted, so you can run through Shroud 2 mins faster?). This is a fucking piece of crap. So disappointed. Edit: and good luck with any divine caster with a brain cell agreeing to heal a PUG. I know I won't be.
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Sisster Waterworks Kobold Offline Like Ya!! Posts: 112 Location: Rhode Island Joined: Jul 20^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #1 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:02am	Print Post
	Sorry you had a tough night sweetie, here is a cupcake so you feel better hugs


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TWDiggs Mr. Infraction Offline Posts: 1841 Joined: Jul 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #2 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:03am	Print Post
	Sisster wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:02am: Sorry you had a tough night sweetie, here is a cupcake so you feel better http://cdn.androidcommunity.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/cupcake-pan2.png hugs I want a cupcake.

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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #3 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:07am	Print Post
	I will also add, if this is that raid that made them nerf FvS wings, whoever made their decision needs their nuts (or clitoris, depending) squeezed hard in a vice. Because what the fuck else are you supposed to do with these stupid things other than kite them? Jesius.


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Jenovaa_Project Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 244 Joined: Jan 31^st, 2011 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #4 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:25am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Sep 13^th, 2011 at 11:54pm: What the fucking fuck is this fucking piece of fucking time sinking shit? And can I have my two hours of my life back please? (yes we completed, but that was completely tedious. And it's clear you can pot power through that, but who gives a shit, really? You can build some weapons that are better than Shroudcrafted, so you can run through Shroud 2 mins faster?). This is a fucking piece of crap. So disappointed. Edit: and good luck with any divine caster with a brain cell agreeing to heal a PUG. I know I won't be. I feel the same way you do about this raid.

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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #5 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:28am	Print Post
	You know what the loot gods gave me after all that? An alchemical. fucking. shuriken. Why didn't they just lube my arse while they were about it?


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Jenovaa_Project Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 244 Joined: Jan 31^st, 2011 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #6 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:40am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:28am: You know what the loot gods gave me after all that? An alchemical. fucking. shuriken. Why didn't they just lube my arse while they were about it? lmao id go with it.... course ask anyone that knows me well and they know my favorite weapon is a shuriken haha...

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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #7 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:44am	Print Post
	I suppose I could craft an annoying fucking Titan walloper. Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew etc for 120 min ARGH DIES OF BOREDOM!


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Chris79 Stormreaver Piker Offline Wanna a lollipop? Posts: 569 Location: Australia Joined: Jul 23^rd, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #8 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:51am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:28am: You know what the loot gods gave me after all that? An alchemical. fucking. shuriken. Why didn't they just lube my arse while they were about it? Cos they prefer it to hurt more Also, don't everyone go running this raid and give up b4 I get back, I need to see this pain for myself

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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #9 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 2:17am	Print Post
	some monk splash spell caster would love to make a caster weapon out of a shuriken. maybe. i would, just for hilarity.


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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #10 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 5:26am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Sep 13^th, 2011 at 11:54pm: What the fucking fuck is this fucking piece of fucking time sinking shit? And can I have my two hours of my life back please? (yes we completed, but that was completely tedious. And it's clear you can pot power through that, but who gives a shit, really? You can build some weapons that are better than Shroudcrafted, so you can run through Shroud 2 mins faster?). This is a fucking piece of crap. So disappointed. Edit: and good luck with any divine caster with a brain cell agreeing to heal a PUG. I know I won't be. You failed to mention what part was so incredibly tedious.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #11 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 5:32am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:07am: I will also add, if this is that raid that made them nerf FvS wings, whoever made their decision needs their nuts (or clitoris, depending) squeezed hard in a vice. Because what the fuck else are you supposed to do with these stupid things other than kite them? Jesius. It was LOB I do believe. As he dishes out some pretty beefy damage in melee.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #12 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 6:40am	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 5:26am: You failed to mention what part was so incredibly tedious. The Titans at the end. I was in with Hordo's gang and the first three waves and the traps and the converting the Magefire cannons stuff was all fine. They just both have ADHD, 400 zillion hit points and an annoying rune arm attack that goes off with very little warning - I believe it lights up but it was hard to see at melee distance. I was on the purple antimagic one, but I think the magic only one had similar issues. It did take longer because I screwed up the manyshot the first time the Master Artificer's shield dropped (he does quite a long speech BEFORE the shield is actually dropped and I hit it too soon) but yeah. Pew pew pew snore. I could see capped artificers going in there with a bunch of those eternal wands and the rune arms. But it won't make it any more interesting. Just a boring beat down with Turbine attempting to force a balanced party. I might make someone a Devotion IX shuriken, I suppose.....


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sweez Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 764 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #13 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:13am	Print Post
	Steve: Yeah, lots of "pew pew" and shoot-y-ness. Enjoy your shuriken.


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Hendrik Ex Member	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #14 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:39am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Sep 13^th, 2011 at 11:54pm: What the fucking fuck is this fucking piece of fucking time sinking shit? And can I have my two hours of my life back please? (yes we completed, but that was completely tedious. And it's clear you can pot power through that, but who gives a shit, really? You can build some weapons that are better than Shroudcrafted, so you can run through Shroud 2 mins faster?). This is a fucking piece of crap. So disappointed. Edit: and good luck with any divine caster with a brain cell agreeing to heal a PUG. I know I won't be. What Divine with half a brain cell Heals PUGS?!?!?


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Hordo High Rabbi Offline Le Douchebag Posts: 2405 Location: Cordova, Tennessee Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #15 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:46am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 12:28am: You know what the loot gods gave me after all that? An alchemical. fucking. shuriken. Why didn't they just lube my arse while they were about it? I tried but you wouldn't stand still long enough... Seriously, though, I almost feel guilty about asking you to come on that run with us! It was SO bad that after the "fun" part of actual real quest-like stuff leading up to the final fight that that was such a let down. Seriously, how much fucking crack did the Dev team smoke when they came up with that one?

	I am the Rabbi, goo goo g'Jew! Who doesn't <3 Gornn? GORNN II 4:3:17 - For Gornn sent not Hordo into the world to save the party; but that the party through him might be wiped. [QUOTE=404error;4155294]Hordo I don't want to steal you from these forums because your almost an icon here. ;p [/quote]
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Hordo High Rabbi Offline Le Douchebag Posts: 2405 Location: Cordova, Tennessee Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #16 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:51am	Print Post
	rest wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 2:17am: some monk splash spell caster would love to make a caster weapon out of a shuriken. maybe. i would, just for hilarity. Damn you. Damn you for putting this idea in my head. Damn you that I'm now loading up the DDO Character Planner and working on a build. Damn you!!!!!

	I am the Rabbi, goo goo g'Jew! Who doesn't <3 Gornn? GORNN II 4:3:17 - For Gornn sent not Hordo into the world to save the party; but that the party through him might be wiped. [QUOTE=404error;4155294]Hordo I don't want to steal you from these forums because your almost an icon here. ;p [/quote]
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bob the builder Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 772 Joined: Apr 19^th, 2011	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #17 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:59am	Print Post
	I skimmed through this and near as I can tell this thread is all about fucking and balls and clits and anal sex. DDOVAULT!� You are the best!
	« Last Edit: Sep 14^th, 2011 at 9:00am by bob the builder »

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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #18 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 9:07am	Print Post
	Quote: What Divine with half a brain cell Heals PUGS?!?!? Well, you know, occasionally I don't mind visiting with the unwashed masses, it makes me appreciate my guildies more. Plus sometimes you get to meet cool people.


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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #19 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 9:10am	Print Post
	Hordo wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:46am: I tried but you wouldn't stand still long enough... Seriously, though, I almost feel guilty about asking you to come on that run with us!� It was SO bad that after the "fun" part of actual real quest-like stuff leading up to the final fight that that was such a let down.� Seriously, how much fucking crack did the Dev team smoke when they came up with that one? LMAO at the stay still comment No, no, better on my exploiter than my cleric. They would have heard the swearing at Turbine HQ. I guess we can get the pot usage down with scroll healage and everyone pew pew kiting, plus all the arcanes using eternal wands / SLAs. I guess. But yeah. It was fine until the final bit of the fight. What a let down.


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Belwaar Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1017 Location: With Hordo's Mom Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #20 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 10:32am	Print Post
	Hordo wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:51am: Damn you. Damn you for putting this idea in my head. Damn you that I'm now loading up the DDO Character Planner and working on a build. Damn you!!!!! Hordangel's 3rd life?

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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #21 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 11:44am	Print Post
	Hordo wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 8:51am: Damn you. Damn you for putting this idea in my head. Damn you that I'm now loading up the DDO Character Planner and working on a build. Damn you!!!!! I mean you don't HAVE to have a monk splash to find it useful. But a clonk might like a caster weapon they can remain centered while holding, thus being able to stay in stance. Obviously a kama might be better, but if you've got a shuriken, why not?


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Hordo High Rabbi Offline Le Douchebag Posts: 2405 Location: Cordova, Tennessee Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #22 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 4:14pm	Print Post
	Belwaar wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 10:32am: Hordangel's 3rd life?� Nope. Third is all set...my barbarian past life. If I'm gonna do some funky stuff those 20 HPs are gonna come in handy! LOL

	I am the Rabbi, goo goo g'Jew! Who doesn't <3 Gornn? GORNN II 4:3:17 - For Gornn sent not Hordo into the world to save the party; but that the party through him might be wiped. [QUOTE=404error;4155294]Hordo I don't want to steal you from these forums because your almost an icon here. ;p [/quote]
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Felgor Shroud Slacker Offline Go Fuck Yourself Posts: 1011 Joined: Jun 25^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #23 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 6:13pm	Print Post
	I liked the Titan fight. Getting to the raid is too long though.

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ScaredyCat Ex Member	Re: My ode to the Master Artificer raid Reply #24 - Sep 14^th, 2011 at 7:58pm	Print Post
	Felgor wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 6:13pm: I liked the Titan fight. Getting to the raid is too long though. No different from wandering into the sub. I like it more cos there are no jumps for me to miss and fall down


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