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Oakianus
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Re: Listen Up
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Well, evolution probably chose that so that we'd make regrettable breeding decisions and multiply faster. Then we'd get our reason faculties just in time to raise the little bastards we created during the first phase.
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That's how it worked for me.
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Re: Listen Up
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Grace wrote
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That's how it worked for me.
Yet another series of bullets that I somehow managed to dodge via absolutely no luck of my own.
Actually, since it's oversharing day in Oakianus land, I did knock up one girl (a dancer at Bondage-a-go-go, as it happens) but before I could transfer my shitty teenage job as a cart pusher at WalMart to another state in order to raise the spawn, I got a call from her best friend who informed me that she was nodded out in the back of a closet due to using quite a lot of heroin, and perhaps maybe it would be better if I just sent a check for roughly half of the cost of an abortion.
Which, you know, bullet dodged and all.
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Re: Listen Up
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Oakianus wrote
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, bullet dodged and all.
change your name to Neo man!
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Rev. Jim.
He is the only guy here that posts quality, you should all learn from him.
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Re: Listen Up
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Oakianus wrote
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The last two are pretty easy to follow, but when you're in a stairwell at a gaming convention and you didn't stop at the convenience store first, well....
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Re: Listen Up
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[img]http://www.withoutruleoflaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/9e30fb8e-fc98-4e87-91e9-1909064104ff_Scouts_BePrepared.jpg[img]
Indeed, I was clearly harmed by being kicked out of the scouts. Just think of how much better my life would have been.
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Re: Listen Up
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I voted for lotro.
DDO sucks, bro.
ROFL!
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JakLee will be the bailiff. He's got a stun gun and everything.
Have you seen my platypus?
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1. Those who need closure.
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Re: Listen Up
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Oakianus wrote
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Indeed, I was clearly harmed by being kicked out of the scouts. Just think of how much better my life would have been.
I got Eagle Scout.
Of course if I had been honest to them I would have been kicked out due to my lack of religion. My leader even told me it would have been better to be in a cult than to be agnostic. And I'm an atheist.
"Once an Eagle Scout always an Eagle Scout"
I wonder what would happen if I told them the truth now.
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Alekx wrote
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Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Re: Listen Up
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You know what I think about eagle scouts? Smarter than the average criminal.
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OnePercenter wrote
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I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog. #epochsfamiliarFTW
Sim-Sala-Bim wrote
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It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Listen Up
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Epoch wrote
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You know what I think about eagle scouts? Smarter then the average criminal.
I hate the BSA because of their stance on religious toleration. By the end the only real reason I got the rank was out of spite.
By the way oak I saw this and thought of you
http://vimeo.com/27559879
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God damn. Guys, never use [media] tags on a Vimeo link.
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Alekx wrote
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Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Re: Listen Up
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Epoch wrote
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You know what I think about eagle scouts? Smarter
then
the average criminal.
:sigh:
Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays...
Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
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Arkat wrote
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:sigh:
I am glad there was no spelling/writing badge that I had to get. I would have been fucked.
Alekx wrote
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Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Re: Listen Up
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itS lait yuu cant blaim mee?
OnePercenter wrote
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I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog. #epochsfamiliarFTW
Sim-Sala-Bim wrote
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It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Epoch wrote
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itS lait yuu cant blaim mee?
Ok, even I took a bit to make that out. The question mark threw me off.
"It's late you can't blame me?"
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Alekx wrote
on Jun 15
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Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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I hear these stories about BSA and wonder WTF the Post/Troop Leaders were doing.
Never saw that kind of attitude about religion, nor did we ever have a problem with pedophiles.
IMO, it is the same old story of someone using their position of power to twist things to their own ends, ruining the organizations' reputation. Kind of like religion.
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I hear these stories about BSA and wonder WTF the Post/Troop Leaders were doing.
Never saw that kind of attitude about religion, nor did we ever have a problem with pedophiles.
IMO, it is the same old story of someone using their position of power to twist things to their own ends, ruining the organizations' reputation. Kind of like religion.
I was the only non religious guy in my troop and no one had a problem with it. It is a top administration thing. If you are atheist/agnostic or gay you are not allowed to have anything to do with them because you will corrupt the children.
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I was wrong. You are allowed to be a member/scout if gay. You just can't have any kind of leadership position. And if you come out you get demoted.
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Alekx wrote
on Jun 15
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Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Re: Listen Up
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I hear these stories about BSA and wonder WTF the Post/Troop Leaders were doing.
Never saw that kind of attitude about religion, nor did we ever have a problem with pedophiles.
IMO, it is the same old story of someone using their position of power to twist things to their own ends, ruining the organizations' reputation. Kind of like religion.
I grew up in a small town; so small we only had one troop. The local Mormon deacon was the scoutmaster, and only accepted kids from families that attended his church. I tried to join, but I was a heathen raised by heathens and therefore unwelcome.
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This is totally off topic, but everytime I see Nevynn's forum picture this comes to mind:
"I'm like a badger, come inside my hole & I'll tear your shit up too."
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I'm an Eagle Scout.
Just saying.
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This is totally off topic, but everytime I see Nevynn's forum picture this comes to mind:
"I'm like a badger, come inside my hole & I'll tear your shit up too."
S'ok, I'd rather cum inside someone else's holes
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Nevynn wrote
on Oct 6
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I grew up in a small town; so small we only had one troop. The local Mormon deacon was the scoutmaster, and only accepted kids from families that attended his church. I tried to join, but I was a heathen raised by heathens and therefore unwelcome.
Yeah, like I said, using it for their own agenda.
BSA was a good organization for building community and character, but now is tainted by assholes like them.
Yes, I am also an Eagle scout.
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81-99 now
DDO taking a commanding lead.
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Oh and someone posted on my Facebook link already so now I have been outed as a D&D geek
Oh well, I will fly my DDO nerd flag high !
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JC wrote
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Ok, even I took a bit to make that out. The question mark threw me off.
"It's late you can't blame me?"
The question mark should be an exclamation point. That was the kicker.
OnePercenter wrote
on May 15
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I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog. #epochsfamiliarFTW
Sim-Sala-Bim wrote
on Jan 27
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It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Listen Up
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We didn't have boy scouts, we had pathfinders. I got kicked and had all my badges taken away for knocking out the head guy, whatever they called him. I was only 12? 14? It is pretty funny to look back on.
Sad part is, I had two sashes full. I think it was worth it though.
OnePercenter wrote
on May 15
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, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog. #epochsfamiliarFTW
Sim-Sala-Bim wrote
on Jan 27
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, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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