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Reply #225 - Nov 29th, 2011 at 9:28pm
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Reply #226 - Nov 29th, 2011 at 11:01pm
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Jesus Christ, where'd you get that shit?  I wants!
  

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Reply #227 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:33am
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Oakianus wrote on Nov 29th, 2011 at 11:01pm:
Jesus Christ, where'd you get that shit?  I wants! 


Maxed Enchantment and a Grand Soul gem hehe. That looks pretty cool.

Whether you are playing as a caster or melee, or archer, maxing Smithing and Enchantment is what will make you a God Smiley
  

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Reply #228 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 1:29am
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Felgor wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:33am:
Maxed Enchantment and a Grand Soul gem hehe. That looks pretty cool.

Whether you are playing as a caster or melee, or archer, maxing Smithing and Enchantment is what will make you a God Smiley


Indeed they do!  Grin
  

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Reply #229 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 1:36am
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What is funny is that I had never bothered with pitpocketing anything so my pitpocket skill was like 15 and still with those on I have a 90% chance of success on most items while sneaking.

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Reply #230 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 2:30am
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Reply #232 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 4:11am
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Felgor wrote on Nov 29th, 2011 at 5:27pm:
Fixed.

Dragon Scale is the best Light armour, and Daedric is the best Heavy armour.

I think the bite animation is like the "smack you into the stratosphere" animation, it only happens if that attack would kill you outright.


So I think you might have too little HP or be too low level for those Dragons, Rest


That is why I shouldn't post when I am exhausted.


Also, your guys problem is your sword and board.  Is sword and board optimal in ANY game? No, it sucks.  Get some DPS bitches.

Whomever posted that comic, the maker of it is retarded.  Max smithing and enchantment and being intelligent about what you put on the items will cause your to destroy them just by winking.  Them and their ancestral nord rusty assed weaponry.
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OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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Even against donuts.
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Reply #233 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 4:29am
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Epoch wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 4:11am:
That is why I shouldn't post when I am exhausted.


Also, your guys problem is your sword and board.  Is sword and board optimal in ANY game? No, it sucks.  Get some DPS bitches.

Whomever posted that comic, the maker of it is retarded.  Max smithing and enchantment and being intelligent about what you put on the items will cause your to destroy them just by winking.  Them and their ancestral nord rusty assed weaponry.


Well, I don´t know, maybe the maker of the comic was not retarded and  was just making a little joke? Do you have your days?
  
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Reply #234 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 6:57am
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Well, I don´t know, maybe the maker of the comic was not retarded and  was just making a little joke? Do you have your days?


He had a sword and board character, that right there makes me believe he thought draugr (perhaps the easiest kills in the game aside from skeevers or whatever) are actually tough.  I mean seriously, many of them are one shot wonders - some of them take two.  Deathlords are bothersome because they fling you across the room with the Thu'um.  Other then that they are little bitches.

Making a comic of draugr being tough is like making a comic of trout being smart.  It is so far outside the realm of possibility it just strikes as retarded, not funny.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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Reply #235 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 7:54am
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Epoch wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 6:57am:
He had a sword and board character, that right there makes me believe he thought draugr (perhaps the easiest kills in the game aside from skeevers or whatever) are actually tough.  I mean seriously, many of them are one shot wonders - some of them take two.  Deathlords are bothersome because they fling you across the room with the Thu'um.  Other then that they are little bitches.

Making a comic of draugr being tough is like making a comic of trout being smart.  It is so far outside the realm of possibility it just strikes as retarded, not funny.


From the retarded comic writer:

"Like all undead residents of Skyrim, the Draugr take their physical fitness very seriously. That's why every crypt has an ample supply of fresh fruit and veg, as well as the usual allotment of goblets and giant urns.

Skyrim's level scaling is far more elegant than Oblivion's - you rarely come across bandits in absurd gem-encrusted plate armour, for example. It is still possible to level yourself into a corner by increasing non-combat related skills, though. With my first character I invested heavily in speech, smithing and alchemy. He was essentially a traveling jewellery salesman with a sideline in knock-off miracle cures. Unfortunately, it turns out Draugr Deathlords are neither fond of jewellery, nor open to debate when it comes to stabbing people in the kidneys.

My second character is a warrior, he doesn't speak much."

Epoch, there is something wrong with you? I mean, bit overreacting, aren´t you?
  
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Reply #236 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 9:03am
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Epoch, there is something wrong with you? I mean, bit overreacting, aren´t you?


It is possible.  Just a couple days ago I started a new trend, no more caffeine.  I used to drink about 60 ounces a day of caffeinated beverages.  Normally Mt dew, dr pepper, and coffee.  I might be a little bitchy for the next couple weeks considering I actually stick with it.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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Reply #237 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 9:12am
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Epoch wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 9:03am:
It is possible.  Just a couple days ago I started a new trend, no more caffeine.  I used to drink about 60 ounces a day of caffeinated beverages.  Normally Mt dew, dr pepper, and coffee.  I might be a little bitchy for the next couple weeks considering I actually stick with it.


That´s strange. I drink a lot of coffee, and the more I drink, the more bitchy I get. I just get bitchy, but actually do not "wake up", still tired like shit.
Tried to quit coffee too, time ago, because it makes no sense at all, but...
  
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Reply #238 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 9:23am
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That´s strange. I drink a lot of coffee, and the more I drink, the more bitchy I get. I just get bitchy, but actually do not "wake up", still tired like shit.
Tried to quit coffee too, time ago, because it makes no sense at all, but...


Caffeine stimulates the nervous system, not wake you up.  Then again, caffeine has many wide range effects, it doesn't effect everyone the same or in many cases the exact opposite of someone else. 

It makes me cheery.  So I must end it.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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Reply #239 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 9:56am
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Epoch wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 9:23am:
It makes me cheery.  So I must end it.

You were cheery before?  Oh shit...
  
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Reply #240 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:06am
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The Thieves' Guild side quests are fun. I am not really a stealth game type of player, but that stuff is awesomely fun!

Also got my sneak up to 73 so far. Kinda funny shooting someone with an arrow and then they run over to within inches of where I am standing, and they just walk away, so I can shoot them again  Grin  Grin  Grin

Edit: Lockpikckng is 73. Sneak is 81. My mistake.
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Reply #241 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:11am
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rest wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:06am:
The Thieves' Guild side quests are fun. I am not really a stealth game type of player, but that stuff is awesomely fun!

Also got my sneak up to 73 so far. Kinda funny shooting someone with an arrow and then they run over to within inches of where I am standing, and they just walk away, so I can shoot them again  Grin  Grin  Grin

Edit: Lockpikckng is 73. Sneak is 81. My mistake.

If you had leveled your smithing and enchanting, you wouldn't need to shoot them again.  Especially with the 3x bow damage perk.
  

                                                                      
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Reply #242 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:19am
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Maxwell Edison wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:11am:
If you had leveled your smithing and enchanting, you wouldn't need to shoot them again.  Especially with the 3x bow damage perk.


But what if he likes shooting people repeatedly? In the face.
  

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Reply #243 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:25am
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Little tip for the fledgling enchanters out there as well:

A set of fortify alchemy gear makes really strong fortify enchantment and alchemy potions which let you make really strong strong fortify alchemy/enchantment gear which lets you make items to make the Daedra jealous.
  

                                                                      
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Reply #244 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:28am
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Maxwell Edison wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:11am:
If you had leveled your smithing and enchanting, you wouldn't need to shoot them again.  Especially with the 3x bow damage perk.


Smithing is 100 (has been for 2 weeks) and enchanting i only in the 60s. I'm still using a daedric bow I made when I first hit smithing level 90. It has some shitty frost enhancement on it. I found some +smithing gear recently, and my alchemy is approaching 60. Once that happens and I can craft some badass blacksmithing potions (assuming I can) I'll remake my bow with something more awesome on it, and with better damage.

JC wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:19am:
But what if he likes shooting people repeatedly? In the face.


I really do. It's especially funny when you shoot them in the head and they're running around with it sticking straight out.
  
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Reply #245 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:48am
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rest wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:28am:
I really do. It's especially funny when you shoot them in the head and they're running around with it sticking straight out.
This is even more fun using the Bound Bow spell - and the arrow is all glowie.  Grin
  

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Reply #246 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:50am
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Memnir wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:48am:
This is even more fun using the Bound Bow spell - and the arrow is all glowie.  Grin

How's the damage on those things? I didn't really see a need to those spells simply because I have a legendary Daedric bow, dagger and sword already.
  
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Reply #247 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:18pm
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Smithing was so fucking boring to max out that I can hardly conceive of doing the same thing but worse for fucking enchanting, too.  Sad
  

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Reply #248 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:23pm
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rest wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 11:50am:
How's the damage on those things? I didn't really see a need to those spells simply because I have a legendary Daedric bow, dagger and sword already.


it's ok. more for pretty looks then anything else.
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Reply #249 - Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:24pm
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Oakianus wrote on Nov 30th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
Smithing was so fucking boring to max out that I can hardly conceive of doing the same thing but worse for fucking enchanting, too.  Sad 


If I was smart, I would have combined them. Then I could have leveled smithing, enchanting and speech all at once.

Make 50 iron daggers -> Enchant 50 daggers -> Sell 50 daggers, one at a time.

  
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