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Reply #150 - Nov 23rd, 2011 at 4:59pm
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Maxwell Edison wrote on Nov 23rd, 2011 at 4:58pm:
I've been waiting for a time to use this, this will have to suffice.

hahaha!  I'm truly glad that I could help.

ETA: Someone just linked to this elsewhere, and it's just so you. 

http://unrelatedcaptions.com/

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Reply #151 - Nov 23rd, 2011 at 7:35pm
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Reply #152 - Nov 23rd, 2011 at 7:37pm
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Epoch wrote on Nov 23rd, 2011 at 4:32am:
Best light armor comes from becoming guild master of the thieves guild.

Daedric makes the best weapons.  Fuck their armor.  I run around with two flawless daedric swords.  PWNing all day long.


Well I got my dragon armor pretty early. Hadn't even found Riften yet. I just started the Thieves Guild quests, so I'll be getting that armor soon.

I use a legendary Daedric sword and bow. Like a bawss.
  
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Reply #153 - Nov 23rd, 2011 at 10:37pm
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Oh drat. Apparently Steam is delivering a patch which tethers this to Steam and makes it impossible to apply the user made patch to fix memory problems (caused by having more than 2G addressable memory which I have so apparently I can expect problems). Great. Wish I had turned Steam off after that first authentication.
  
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Reply #154 - Nov 23rd, 2011 at 11:06pm
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Reply #155 - Nov 24th, 2011 at 5:49am
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TWDiggs wrote on Nov 23rd, 2011 at 1:09pm:
I'm walking around minding my own fucking buisness (picking flowers and catching butterflies) when out of no where this earie music starts playing and a huge dragon appears and starts attacking me. I procede to lay a beat down on it and go back to my previous activity when low and behold another one appears. 
Cheesy

I have been playing for about 15 hrs at this point and other than the initial dragon I hadn't run across any and then two in the matter of 20 minutes.




They all have specific spawn points, but very far wandering ranges.  After you locate the spawn points of most of them (not all of them are fast travel locations) you can just hit each one up every 10 days.  10 days is the time it takes for things to respawn.  Ahh, unlimited dragon souls.
  

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I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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Reply #156 - Nov 24th, 2011 at 5:53am
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Oh drat. Apparently Steam is delivering a patch which tethers this to Steam and makes it impossible to apply the user made patch to fix memory problems (caused by having more than 2G addressable memory which I have so apparently I can expect problems). Great. Wish I had turned Steam off after that first authentication.



Steam has single-handedly killed itself with skyrim for me.  Every few hours it randomly closes.  There patch is going to make it worse.  Next time, I am getting it from the store.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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Reply #157 - Nov 24th, 2011 at 2:09pm
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Epoch wrote on Nov 24th, 2011 at 5:49am:
Ahh, unlimited dragon souls.

If you have Skyrim on PC... why wait? Spawn your own.
Or like this guy did - spawn 50.  Grin




http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=doBGglOUOiE
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Reply #158 - Nov 24th, 2011 at 3:31pm
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Memnir wrote on Nov 24th, 2011 at 2:09pm:
If you have Skyrim on PC... why wait? Spawn your own.
Or like this guy did - spawn 50.  Grin




http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=doBGglOUOiE



Only 50? Pussy!!!  Grin
  

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Well, you're a godless heathen, anyway. I would totally wear my rape whistle around you.
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Reply #159 - Nov 24th, 2011 at 7:52pm
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Epoch wrote on Nov 24th, 2011 at 5:53am:
Steam has single-handedly killed itself with skyrim for me.  Every few hours it randomly closes.  There patch is going to make it worse.  Next time, I am getting it from the store.


Hate to break it to you, but Skyrim NEEDS steam to even install. I was pumped when I bought it from the store...then had to wait till midnight for it to unlock and let me play.

Yea it has random CTD issues and needs to be restarted when everytime you enter a shop everything is invisible...but that usually reminds me to go take a pee or get a new drink or snack.
  

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Reply #160 - Nov 24th, 2011 at 8:01pm
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Oakianus wrote on Nov 23rd, 2011 at 3:52pm:
I haven't done shit to help my ranged and had my first dragon attack in a city yesterday.  He kept landing on rooftops and breathing on me, and it made me cry so badly.

I finally just had to run out of town and find a nice flat area where he had to land next to me so that I could stab him to death. 


Pretty much...you need to be somewhere open so they can land. Then they are easy. I am surprised they have such low hp.
  

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Reply #161 - Nov 24th, 2011 at 11:53pm
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Felgor wrote on Nov 24th, 2011 at 8:01pm:
Pretty much...you need to be somewhere open so they can land. Then they are easy. I am surprised they have such low hp.


This and the fact that their attacks are fairly weak. I have taken more damage from a bandit that was pew pew pewing me.
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Reply #162 - Nov 25th, 2011 at 3:27am
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The problem is, dragons don't really scale that much.  This why they get pwned by normal mobs.  Dragons stay at a relatively pathetic state.  When something as fearsome as a dragon gets its ass kicked by a bear... I am just saying.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
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Reply #163 - Nov 25th, 2011 at 3:29am
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Felgor wrote on Nov 24th, 2011 at 7:52pm:
Hate to break it to you, but Skyrim NEEDS steam to even install. I was pumped when I bought it from the store...then had to wait till midnight for it to unlock and let me play.

Yea it has random CTD issues and needs to be restarted when everytime you enter a shop everything is invisible...but that usually reminds me to go take a pee or get a new drink or snack.


For me stuff just turns purple or I am running along and it suddenly closes the program.  Skyrim needs steam to install? Retarded. 

That is usually when I remember to get a new drink or food though.  I still don't like the random closing.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
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Reply #164 - Nov 25th, 2011 at 3:47am
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I got Skyrim on ps3 (hey, I wanted to be on the couch to play it, ok!?). I'm enjoying it, but the save game lag thing is getting to be a pain and the weirdest bug I've had so far is that my character model has completely disappeared, can't see my hands in first person and in third person or those finisher sequences, u can't see me at all....bloody weird when you kill a dragon and it thrashes around on its own whilst something invisible maims it.....  reboots don't work
  

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Reply #165 - Nov 25th, 2011 at 5:25am
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Running fine on the 360, with only the usual Bethesda bugs going on. Like the Giant's knocking you into the stratosphere for example. Load times are a bit longer then I'd like, but manageable
  

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Reply #166 - Nov 25th, 2011 at 7:52pm
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Reply #167 - Nov 25th, 2011 at 7:59pm
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Maxwell Edison wrote on Nov 25th, 2011 at 7:52pm:

hahahaha, must already have the hiding in plain site knack or whatever the fuck it's called.  Tongue

I really need to get some more skyrim done.
  

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Reply #168 - Nov 25th, 2011 at 9:25pm
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I seriously forgot DDO existed until the lady kicked me off the Xbox a bit ago. I went on a HUGE Elder Scrolls bender for the month before Skyrim released. My girlfriend said today, and I quote:

"Go play some goddamn online game and let me use the Xbox."

If present-day-girlfriend and past-girlfriend met, the past version would puke, die, or miscarry on the spot.

Apparently DDO had some updates and bannings while I (for the 8,000th time) entirely forgot that Morrowind has a main story? I have literally a month or so of release notes and locked threads to catch up on. Fucking Bethesda. I fus-ro-dah in your general direction.
  

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Reply #169 - Nov 26th, 2011 at 12:03am
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Bags, the Facepalmer wrote on Nov 25th, 2011 at 9:25pm:
I seriously forgot DDO existed until the lady kicked me off the Xbox a bit ago. I went on a HUGE Elder Scrolls bender for the month before Skyrim released. My girlfriend said today, and I quote:

"Go play some goddamn online game and let me use the Xbox."

If present-day-girlfriend and past-girlfriend met, the past version would puke, die, or miscarry on the spot.

Apparently DDO had some updates and bannings while I (for the 8,000th time) entirely forgot that Morrowind has a main story? I have literally a month or so of release notes and locked threads to catch up on. Fucking Bethesda. I fus-ro-dah in your general direction.

Wait, what do you mean, Morrowind has a main story? I thought the main story was "You were a prisoner for some reason, and they decided to let you go in Morrowind. Go have fun."

Actually, isn't that basically the main story for EVERY Elder Scrolls game, other than Daggerfall (where it's "You got shipwrecked in Daggerfall. Go have fun.")? Originality!
  
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Reply #170 - Nov 26th, 2011 at 3:53am
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I just kill all witnesses.  If all the witnesses are dead the bounty goes away.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
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Reply #171 - Nov 26th, 2011 at 4:28am
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Epoch wrote on Nov 26th, 2011 at 3:53am:
I just kill all witnesses.  If all the witnesses are dead the bounty goes away. 

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Reply #172 - Nov 27th, 2011 at 8:03pm
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Wandering around Whiterun as I'm sure I overheard an NPC say I could buy one but I can't find who/how. Any suggestions?
  
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Reply #173 - Nov 27th, 2011 at 8:04pm
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Reply #174 - Nov 27th, 2011 at 8:12pm
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Finally broke down and made my dragon armor.  Also got me a really neat glass sword to tide me over until I can make Daedric.
  

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