Epoch wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 4:50am:


I thought you where trying to wipe out everywhere.

rest wrote on Dec 1^st, 2011 at 10:36am:


Hey. Buying women's pants is fucking complicated. We don't get nice measurement-based sizes like you guys, oh no, that would hurt people's feelings. Instead we get randomized numbers that mean different things at every single fucking store. And to make matters worse, American women are fat and don't want to admit it, so to get them to buy their pants, stores shift the sizes so that what used to be an 8 is now something like a 4. Great help for people like me, who used to be a 1 and now can't find pants that fit at all.

Fuck you, women's clothing retailers. Fuck you all in the ass with a cactus.

Grace wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 1:35pm:



Good god woman!  Eat a sandwich or something!  Here, have one of mine!  And a twinkie!  And maybe some pot pie.


Crap, now I've made myself hungry.  AFK

Epoch wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 4:50am:

Yeah, there's like what, 9 of them or something?  I'm already Thane in 5-6 places, but I can't remember exactly.  That's why I was wondering if there's something you can type that tells you what memberships you hold.  You know "Head of Thieves Guild, Archmage of Wizard's College, Thane of Whiterun, etc, etc."  It seems common sense to be able to read all of those from one menu, but I'm thinking it's just not an option.  Which sucks. 

Grace wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 2:30pm:

Always funny when it works out that way, innit?  Not that it's remotely universal, of course, but it's still pretty hilarious when folks are pushing for body acceptance and then use the platform they have in order to rail against your body type rather than actively trying to build anyone up. 

Oakianus wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 3:11pm:


OMG this is hilarious.

"Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked to create a character, which is purely the liberal’s way of teaching out kids that modifying and gender changing one’s self is fun and normal."

"When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session."

Ahahahaha! Best. Parody. Ever. If only because it's posted on Christwire.

It's satire people. 

Arkat wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 4:58pm:


obv.

Oakianus wrote on Dec 3^rd, 2011 at 3:09pm:


For gaining thaneship you get a weapon with the name of the town on it.  For becoming a leader of some guild you get persistent quests (never leaves the misc tab as it is always just an update), access to something new (archmage of mage guild), or some gear (thieves guild guildmaster set).  That is what they have to let you know.

Sometimes the people in the guild respond to you as such, or they mention how you just joined - fucking scrubs.  Guards are better informed then your own guildmates.

Came across this on fileplanet and thought of (a very specific contingent on) the Vault:

http://blog.fileplanet.com/2011/11/18/5-oddest-skyrim-mods/

Looks like there are some other really nice mods besides. I really want to try out the FXAA Post-Process Injector. Anyone installed any mods yet?

Memnir wrote on Dec 5^th, 2011 at 9:19am:

I have so much gold that I am giving it away by placing it in peoples pockets when I go to pickpocket them. 

Ugh.  I got my enchant up to the mid 60s, but I just hate grinding so fucking much.  I have shit to do, yo! 

I think it's time to just drive toward the end of the game at this point.  I'm like 75 hours in and 48th level, I think.  Though there are still some things I haven't done.  Like visit Dawnstar, for instance. 

Epoch wrote on Dec 5^th, 2011 at 2:42pm:



Enlighten us, oh mighty one of the scroll bar signature.