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Reply #50 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 2:13pm
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Oakianus wrote on Nov 15th, 2011 at 7:15pm:
Well, I think it could be for a good cause.  You know, if you share with all of us.  We could learn more about our local DDO communities.  Cheesy 

I think I know someone who has some sweet DDO pickup lines!  Winners like, "Would you lick your cum off your lovers cock?" and "You're important to the community!" and "I don't do one night stands.  But I might want to fuck you if I meet you first."
  
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Reply #51 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 2:14pm
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WHY DO MY POSTS GET LOST WHEN IT GOES TO THE NEXT PAGE?!  RAAAAAAAAAAGE!
  
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Reply #52 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 2:20pm
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Happens to me too.

I'm less rage-y about it though. More embarrassed to have made a duplicate post.
  
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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #53 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:28pm
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Seems to be a forum glitch. It's there, you just can't see it for a while.
  

                           

Epoch wrote on Mar 14th, 2012 at 5:15am:
When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


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If one fails to understand the nuances of elite level trolling they would falsely interpret posts meant to fan the flames as support.
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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #54 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:32pm
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Epoch wrote on Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:32am:
A fine example of what not to do when picking up chicks in ddo.



Care to tell us what the proper way is to pick up DDO chicks, Don Juan?



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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #55 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:36pm
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Schmoe wrote on Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:32pm:
Care to tell us what the proper way is to pick up DDO chicks, Don Juan?



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Make a Strength check. Cheesy
  

                           

Epoch wrote on Mar 14th, 2012 at 5:15am:
When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


Eladiun wrote on May 15th, 2012 at 1:46pm:
If one fails to understand the nuances of elite level trolling they would falsely interpret posts meant to fan the flames as support.
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Reply #56 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 4:41pm
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Hi Welcome wrote on Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:36pm:
Make a Strength check. Cheesy


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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #57 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 4:44pm
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Nov 16th, 2011 at 1:56am:
You'll have to repost it.  At his age, he's already forgotten the thread you were replying about. 

I am writing this down.
  

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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #58 - Nov 16th, 2011 at 5:00pm
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stainer wrote on Nov 16th, 2011 at 4:44pm:
I am writing this down.


But will you remember where you left the note?
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #59 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 4:21am
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Schmoe wrote on Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:32pm:
Care to tell us what the proper way is to pick up DDO chicks, Don Juan?



Wink



I would, but then everyone would be trying to pick up everyone else and how would I form groups? I don't wanna listen to people hitting on each other during a raid.  That's just nasty.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #60 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 4:23am
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Also, you people would run interference on my game.  This is where I get all my dates.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #61 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 8:54am
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Hi Welcome wrote on Nov 16th, 2011 at 3:36pm:
Make a Strength check. Cheesy


I admit, I loled.
  

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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #62 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 8:55am
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Epoch wrote on Nov 17th, 2011 at 4:23am:
Also, you people would run interference on my game.  This is where I get all my dates.


I hate to break this to you, but...

Rule #16

  

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Finally I understand the feelings of the few,
Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end."

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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #63 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 9:29am
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Schmoe wrote on Nov 17th, 2011 at 8:55am:
I hate to break this to you, but...

Rule #16



Who said I was looking for girls? As far as they know, I am a girl.  Free lootz FTW!

I actually did this in EQ2 to see if it was true.  Holy shit - it really does happen.  I even let some desperate bastards use my account to powerlevel me and run me in some raids to gear out my toons.  Talk about amazing.  I had some fake facebook account as well for facebook games.  Post a pic of some random girl and send friend invites to everyone for some stupid game - bam!  They send you stupid liitle game gifts and you are soon richer on your level 10 game then many level 150's.  Ahh, the ease of manipulating poor bastards on the internet.  I did this because I had female friends tell me all the time that it happened, so about 5 years ago I tested it for myself.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #64 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 10:42am
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Epoch wrote on Nov 17th, 2011 at 9:29am:
Who said I was looking for girls? As far as they know, I am a girl.  Free lootz FTW!

I actually did this in EQ2 to see if it was true.  Holy shit - it really does happen.  I even let some desperate bastards use my account to powerlevel me and run me in some raids to gear out my toons.  Talk about amazing.  I had some fake facebook account as well for facebook games.  Post a pic of some random girl and send friend invites to everyone for some stupid game - bam!  They send you stupid liitle game gifts and you are soon richer on your level 10 game then many level 150's.  Ahh, the ease of manipulating poor bastards on the internet.  I did this because I had female friends tell me all the time that it happened, so about 5 years ago I tested it for myself. 


In Spain that kind of guys are called "pagafantas" ("Fanta payer", they pay the drinks for the girls, and the girl fucks with someone else).

http://www.cafebabel.co.uk/article/30804/pagafantas-spanish-expression-best-frie...

Ok, sure, you are not a girl, but the guy giving you stuff is anyway a "pagafantas".
  
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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #65 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 12:32pm
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In Spain that kind of guys are called "pagafantas" ("Fanta payer", they pay the drinks for the girls, and the girl fucks with someone else).

http://www.cafebabel.co.uk/article/30804/pagafantas-spanish-expression-best-frie...

Ok, sure, you are not a girl, but the guy giving you stuff is anyway a "pagafantas".



I couldn't wrap my mind around that word. I read it as "pantafaggots"
  
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Reply #66 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 12:41pm
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Epoch wrote on Nov 17th, 2011 at 9:29am:
Who said I was looking for girls? As far as they know, I am a girl.  Free lootz FTW!

I actually did this in EQ2 to see if it was true.  Holy shit - it really does happen.  I even let some desperate bastards use my account to powerlevel me and run me in some raids to gear out my toons.  Talk about amazing.  I had some fake facebook account as well for facebook games.  Post a pic of some random girl and send friend invites to everyone for some stupid game - bam!  They send you stupid liitle game gifts and you are soon richer on your level 10 game then many level 150's.  Ahh, the ease of manipulating poor bastards on the internet.  I did this because I had female friends tell me all the time that it happened, so about 5 years ago I tested it for myself. 


Hey, I want my EQ gold back!
  

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Leaving only charcoal to defend -
Finally I understand the feelings of the few,
Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end."

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Reply #67 - Nov 17th, 2011 at 2:18pm
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rest wrote on Nov 17th, 2011 at 12:32pm:
I couldn't wrap my mind around that word. I read it as "pantafaggots"


Hey, I like that word. Pantafaggots. It has a lot of poetry inside   Cheesy
  
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Reply #68 - Nov 22nd, 2011 at 12:12am
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Its Ceciliantas no slit is safe
  
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Re: Careful ladies
Reply #69 - Nov 27th, 2011 at 12:33pm
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Oakianus wrote on Nov 15th, 2011 at 2:53pm:
lololol some dod date'n.  Who wouldn't want a piece of that?


I've already hit it and quit it...a few times. Gimme dat dod akshun.
  

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Reply #70 - Nov 18th, 2015 at 9:21am
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how pissed would you be if your dick hung down so low it touched  toilet water every time you took a shit ?
  
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