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minglonino
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Lethal Food
Dec 16
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Lethal Food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm
referring to?"
"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
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Re: Lethal Food
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The honeypot is not working.
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YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT
OnePercenter wrote
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I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog. #epochsfamiliarFTW
Sim-Sala-Bim wrote
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It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Lethal Food
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Epoch wrote
on Dec 16
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YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT
At least his jokes are good. I'm going to take the one about the monks to my kids' school tomorrow.
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Maxwell Edison wrote
on Dec 16
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The honeypot is not working.
That sig is creepy as fuck..
Quote:
Ah told that teachin' laday, tha only 3 letters I needs ta learn is U, S, and A!
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I WILL RELEASE MY PENT UP NERDRAGE AT THE LACK OF SPAMBOTS LATELY ON YOU BY TAKING A SAND BLASTER TO YOU WHILE TOSSING SALT BOMBS
Epoch wrote
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When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game. This board promotes trolling. If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately. You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.
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If one fails to understand the nuances of elite level trolling they would falsely interpret posts meant to fan the flames as support.
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Atleast this was somewhat humerous, made my day, wife wasn't thrilled when I showed her though! ;p
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hey look, a spam bot that can tell a joke
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Re: Lethal Food
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Epoch wrote
on Dec 16
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, 2011 at 10:10pm:
YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT
nice. been saving up the rage for a while i see.
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When a quest thinks you are so bad you need to reroll, that's srsbznz.
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Re: Lethal Food
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Epoch wrote
on Dec 16
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, 2011 at 10:10pm:
YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT
Downer of all those free
you gave away there, Epoch?
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Does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac stay up all night contemplating the existence of a dog?
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Re: Lethal Food
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Dragonne wrote
on Dec 20
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Downer of all those free
http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png
you gave away there, Epoch?
I can only give away so many
before I wish I had knife up my sleeve.
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OnePercenter wrote
on May 15
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, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog. #epochsfamiliarFTW
Sim-Sala-Bim wrote
on Jan 27
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, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Lethal Food
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Epoch wrote
on Dec 21
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, 2011 at 7:06am:
I can only give away so many
http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png
before I wish I had knife up my sleeve.
O.o :looks at short sleeve green shirted glasses dude: Hm.. Maybe its hidden in the hair.
Does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac stay up all night contemplating the existence of a dog?
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