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Lethal Food
Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:06pm
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Lethal Food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm

referring to?"

"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."

The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."






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Re: Lethal Food
Reply #1 - Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:09pm
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Reply #2 - Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:10pm
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YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT
  
OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #3 - Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:20pm
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Epoch wrote on Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:10pm:
YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT


At least his jokes are good.  I'm going to take the one about the monks to my kids' school tomorrow.
  
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Reply #4 - Dec 17th, 2011 at 6:47am
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Maxwell Edison wrote on Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:09pm:
The honeypot is not working.


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Reply #5 - Dec 17th, 2011 at 7:02am
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Re: Lethal Food
Reply #6 - Dec 17th, 2011 at 9:58am
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I WILL RELEASE MY PENT UP NERDRAGE AT THE LACK OF SPAMBOTS LATELY ON YOU BY TAKING A SAND BLASTER TO YOU WHILE TOSSING SALT BOMBS
  
                           

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When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.  This board promotes trolling.  If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.  You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem.


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Reply #7 - Dec 17th, 2011 at 12:40pm
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Atleast this was somewhat humerous, made my day, wife wasn't thrilled when I showed her though! ;p
  
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Reply #8 - Dec 19th, 2011 at 5:33pm
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Re: Lethal Food
Reply #9 - Dec 20th, 2011 at 3:22pm
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Epoch wrote on Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:10pm:
YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT


nice. been saving up the rage for a while i see.
  
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Reply #10 - Dec 20th, 2011 at 6:34pm
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Epoch wrote on Dec 16th, 2011 at 10:10pm:
YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKING SPAMMER I WILL RAPE YOUR CHILDREN AND BRAND YOUR WIFES VAGINA WITH A DICK THEN I WILL RIP OFF YOUR ARM STUFF IT FULL OF PHOSPHORUS AND ASS RAPE YOU WITH IT


Downer of all those free you gave away there, Epoch?  Wink
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Re: Lethal Food
Reply #11 - Dec 21st, 2011 at 7:06am
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Dragonne wrote on Dec 20th, 2011 at 6:34pm:
Downer of all those free http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png you gave away there, Epoch?  Wink


I can only give away so many  before I wish I had knife up my sleeve.
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OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Lethal Food
Reply #12 - Dec 21st, 2011 at 3:23pm
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Epoch wrote on Dec 21st, 2011 at 7:06am:
I can only give away so many  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png before I wish I had knife up my sleeve.


O.o :looks at short sleeve green shirted glasses dude: Hm.. Maybe its hidden in the hair.  Tongue
  
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