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Does MajMal eat lunch alone in Turbine breakroom?
Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:33pm
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do you think that MajMal eats lunch alone in the turbine breakroom?  no, not because he's a pats fan, but because he's the new kid that has somehow managed to not draw all the ire of the ddo community like many of the other devs and turbine staff have?

i can just see him quietly eating his sandwich at an empty table in the middle of the room while the other staff is all like 'lol dont talk to that guy.  hes a brown noser and a dork'.  then someone throws french fries at him.
  

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Re: Does MajMal eat lunch alone in Turbine breakroom?
Reply #1 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:47pm
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I'm not sure that this is the dumbest thread that I've ever seen on the Vault.  Let me think about this.
  

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Reply #2 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 8:27pm
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Oakianus wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:47pm:
I'm not sure that this is the dumbest thread that I've ever seen on the Vault.  Let me think about this. 


I had a picture of an idiot that said "You may not be this dumb, but god damn you are trying." But now I can't find it.

That makes me this sad  Smiley
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Reply #3 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 8:32pm
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Oakianus wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 7:47pm:
I'm not sure that this is the dumbest thread that I've ever seen on the Vault.  Let me think about this. 


To be fair, there have been some exceptionally dumb threads on the Vault.
  

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Vissarion wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 8:32pm:
exceptionally dumb


I've been called that.
  

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JC wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 8:36pm:
I've been called that.

You know who you can call?
  
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That is incorrect. Oak, who you gonna call?

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Reply #8 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 10:00pm
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i feel like this thread has gotten terribly off topic, so ill start.

yes, i think that MajMal eats lunch alone in the Turbine breakroom.
  

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Reply #9 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 10:15pm
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green00_00 wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 10:00pm:
i feel like this thread has gotten terribly off topic, so ill start.

yes, i think that MajMal eats lunch alone in the Turbine breakroom.



WTF? Are you dumb enough to think a job is like high school?


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Reply #10 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 10:55pm
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I don't know what kind of work you do Rev Jim, but every job I have ever held, from white to blue collar, has been High-school clicks reincarnate.  I have not held any executive positions though, or clergy for that matter; lol.

But as far as this thread goes I don't think a room full of "computer nerds" would act like jocks because one geek is liked more then the rest by the "lay-mans", lamas, lemmings, noobs... whatever.  From my experience cool geeks have been the subject of intense scrutiny by the other geeks; they want to learn the "why are you accepted but I'm not thing".

Kudos for the troll thread, you got me.  Maj if you read this thread "Stay the course; you are helping even when you say: "I'm sorry I cannot do anything, I've been trying." any response is better than none.
  
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Reply #11 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:21pm
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Vissarion wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 8:32pm:
To be fair, there have been some exceptionally dumb threads on the Vault.

That's why I have to think about it. 

eterna1_drag0n wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 10:55pm:
High-school clicks

Cliques.
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Reply #12 - Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:39pm
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I don't think the original post was that dumb quite frankly.

I really DO wonder how Maj. is perceived\treated at Turbine HQ.
  

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Arkat wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:39pm:
I don't think the original post was that dumb quite frankly.

I really DO wonder how Maj. is perceived\treated at Turbine HQ.

I dunno, the guy has come in and severely blunted the PR nightmare that is the average DDO player's view of Turbine.  The idea that he's an outcast as a result seems pretty stupid, if you ask me.  Sad
  

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Oakianus wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:41pm:
I dunno, the guy has come in and severely blunted the PR nightmare that is the average DDO player's view of Turbine.  The idea that he's an outcast as a result seems pretty stupid, if you ask me.  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png 

I'd like to think Maj. made his posts without running them by anyone. Also, don't forget, he pretty much threw his employers, colleagues, and himself under the bus when he admitted the last two patches were pretty shitty.

His superiors/co-workers can't be too happy about that.
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Arkat wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:44pm:
His superiors/co-workers can't be too happy about that.


Then maybe they shouldn't let halfassed shit get released? It isn't like the players won't know about it when it is released.
  

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Epoch wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:59pm:
Then maybe they shouldn't let halfassed shit get released? It isn't like the players won't know about it when it is released.

Agreed.
  

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Reply #17 - Dec 19th, 2011 at 12:14am
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Arkat wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:44pm:
I'd like to think Maj. made his posts without running them by anyone. Also, don't forget, he pretty much threw his employers, colleagues, and himself under the bus when he admitted the last two patches were pretty shitty.

His superiors/co-workers can't be too happy about that.

Fair enough, actually.  Fair enough.
  

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Reply #18 - Dec 19th, 2011 at 3:04am
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Arkat wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:39pm:
I don't think the original post was that dumb quite frankly.

I really DO wonder how Maj. is perceived\treated at Turbine HQ.

Agreed. It was a pretty good question actually. I wonder as well, though I seriously doubt we'll ever know. Except if/when we find out that he's been canned...
  
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Reply #19 - Dec 19th, 2011 at 7:42am
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ddoplayer064 wrote on Dec 19th, 2011 at 3:04am:
Except if/when we find out that he's been canned...


I'm hoping that doesn't happen anytime soon.

I like the fact that someone had the balls to stand up like he did, although even "fuck you guys, we have betting pools on death counts every time we change a mechanic so dance monkeys dance" would be better than the stony silence we've been getting too much of lately.

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Re: Does MajMal eat lunch alone in Turbine breakroom?
Reply #20 - Dec 19th, 2011 at 8:57am
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Oakianus wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:41pm:
I dunno, the guy has come in and severely blunted the PR nightmare that is the average DDO player's view of Turbine.  The idea that he's an outcast as a result seems pretty stupid, if you ask me.


It makes a lot of sense actually. First and foremost, we are talking about Turbine. That means you should take your expectations, stretch them out of shape Sad and then let them fly across the room like a rubber band.

Second, speaking from personal experience here weak minded people get offended when someone around them is better than them. Instead of trying to rise up to meet them on their level, they try to drag the successful person down to their own. Most people are weak minded, therefore it would make sense that a team of incompetent employees would get offended because one guy is at least trying to do his fucking job.
  

                           

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Nobody at Turbine likes Maj. Malfunction. The only reason he's still around is because he's blackmailing the CEO.
  
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Nobody at Turbine likes Maj. Malfunction. The only reason he's still around is because he's blackmailing the CEO.


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Reply #23 - Dec 19th, 2011 at 1:14pm
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Another day, another lonely lunch for Maj.



  

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Reply #24 - Dec 19th, 2011 at 2:13pm
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Arkat wrote on Dec 18th, 2011 at 11:44pm:
I'd like to think Maj. made his posts without running them by anyone. Also, don't forget, he pretty much threw his employers, colleagues, and himself under the bus when he admitted the last two patches were pretty shitty.

His superiors/co-workers can't be too happy about that.


As shitty as it is, sometimes honesty is the best policy.  Besides, everyone wants to throw QA under the bus, even when they don't necessarily determine the schedule.
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