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Reply #100 - Aug 23rd, 2012 at 4:32am
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rev Jim wrote on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 4:02am:
Available: August 23rd, 2012
This game will unlock in approximately 16 hours


http://store.steampowered.com/app/211420/

Get with it


Brick masturbation > Dark Souls
  
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Reply #101 - Aug 23rd, 2012 at 4:47am
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Brick masturbation > Dark Souls


well the Spanish can't put a pinwheel on a rover so I am not surprised that you can only master one game. Tongue
  


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Reply #102 - Aug 23rd, 2012 at 4:53am
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rev Jim wrote on Aug 23rd, 2012 at 4:47am:
well the Spanish can't put a pinwheel on a rover so I am not surprised that you can only master one game. Tongue 


One game? ONE GAME? What game have I mastered? I cannot remember.
Well, if brick masturbation is a game, then...
  
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Reply #103 - Aug 23rd, 2012 at 4:58am
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I was Trying to give you credit.
BTW bricks are too brittle for me. but granite?


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Reply #104 - Aug 23rd, 2012 at 5:07am
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Epoch wrote on Jan 4th, 2012 at 7:04am:
When they make it for PC, I will be interested.  I have a theory for all games.  If it isn't made on PC (excluding pre nin 64 era) it isn't worth the time of day.

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Reply #105 - Aug 23rd, 2012 at 5:25am
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It is true, I might buy it now.  I will have to redownload steam and lock my account once or twice figuring out my password, but it will be accomplished.
  

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Reply #106 - Aug 24th, 2012 at 6:14pm
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HI GUYS



  


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Reply #107 - Sep 3rd, 2012 at 9:24pm
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I have Skyrim and the Skyward Sword first.

Then I'll get to this one. I've heard it's a power gamers wet dream like FF8 was their nightmare.


Welp...

  

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Reply #108 - Sep 3rd, 2012 at 9:57pm
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Smrti wrote on Sep 3rd, 2012 at 9:24pm:



few tips nick

- try to blind run your 1st play through. guides will ruin the game
- that being said, if you see ghosts or skellys in the first hour you are going the wrong way.
-just like DDO, you will fuck up your 1st toon
- Resistance IS a dump stat.
- all most every attack can be dodged if you are not over equipped
- upgrading weapons/ armor is just as important as leveling


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Reply #109 - Sep 3rd, 2012 at 11:20pm
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rev Jim wrote on Sep 3rd, 2012 at 9:57pm:
few tips nick

- try to blind run your 1st play through. guides will ruin the game
- that being said, if you see ghosts or skellys in the first hour you are going the wrong way.
-just like DDO, you will fuck up your 1st toon
- Resistance IS a dump stat.
- all most every attack can be dodged if you are not over equipped
- upgrading weapons/ armor is just as important as leveling


Good luck!


I was THIS close to rolling Deprived first. Just saying.
  

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Reply #110 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:23am
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Fuck skeletons. Seriously.
  

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Reply #111 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:32am
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Well that shortcut didn't end well. DRAGON!
  

Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20th, 2012 at 9:41pm:
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Reply #112 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:35am
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Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:32am:
Well that shortcut didn't end well. DRAGON!


You have to role-play more.
  
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Reply #113 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:36am
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Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:23am:
Fuck skeletons. Seriously.



yep

Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:32am:
Well that shortcut didn't end well. DRAGON!


did you not see the burn marks on the bridge? Grin
  


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Reply #114 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:42am
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rev Jim wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:36am:
yep


did you not see the burn marks on the bridge? Grin


IT SAID SHORTCUT!

I guess to WHAT makes a difference... WTF is up with those Bruisers at the end of the other path though?
  

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Reply #115 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:53am
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Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:42am:
Bruisers



??????
Not sure who you are talking about.

this guy?







Kill him
  


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Reply #116 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:55am
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Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:42am:
IT SAID SHORTCUT!

I guess to WHAT makes a difference... WTF is up with those Bruisers at the end of the other path though?


Well I have never played this game, and I don't really know what you are talking about. But from what I have read so far I can come to the conclusion that the answer to your question, and almost any other question you might end up having, is that the game fucking hates you and wants you to die a painful fiery death over and over again forever. 

Best of both worlds really. You get to die and live in a fire forever. Or at least the equivalent of living in a fire forever.
  

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Reply #117 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:05am
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rev Jim wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:53am:
??????
Not sure who you are talking about.

this guy?


http://i.imgur.com/RxZzX.jpg




Kill him


There's a new Message.

"Be Wary of Fatty."
  

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Reply #118 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:10am
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JC wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:55am:
Well I have never played this game, and I don't really know what you are talking about. But from what I have read so far I can come to the conclusion that the answer to your question, and almost any other question you might end up having, is that the game fucking hates you and wants you to die a painful fiery death over and over again forever. 

Best of both worlds really. You get to die and live in a fire forever. Or at least the equivalent of living in a fire forever.


It doesn't limit itself to Fiery deaths.
  

Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20th, 2012 at 9:41pm:
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Reply #119 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:10am
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Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:05am:
There's a new Message.

"Be Wary of Fatty."


Orange Guidance Soapstone



"Online play item. Write/view/rate message.
Messages transmit to other worlds, where they are rated. Also, rate messages of others.
In Lordran, the flow of time is distorted, and messages allow Undead to assist (or deceive ) one another."
  


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Reply #120 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:22am
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rev Jim wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:10am:
Orange Guidance Soapstone



"Online play item. Write/view/rate message.
Messages transmit to other worlds, where they are rated. Also, rate messages of others.
In Lordran, the flow of time is distorted, and messages allow Undead to assist (or deceive ) one another."


Yep. They're fun. Some are good. Others funny.

"Safe Zone" - on a ledge

"I made it!" - By a fire

"Imminent Lizard"
  

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Reply #121 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:31am
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Tauros Demon. Fuck
  

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Reply #122 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 2:03am
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Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 1:31am:
Tauros Demon





He just wants a hug.........

Cry




  


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Reply #123 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 2:05am
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Smrti wrote on Sep 4th, 2012 at 12:42am:
IT SAID SHORTCUT!



oh valley of the drakes


duh
  


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Reply #124 - Sep 4th, 2012 at 2:13am
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Guessing the Tauros Demon is on my way now? or?

I did find the merchant, bought a short bow. Very happy with  it Cheesy

My next issue is finding my way through. I did find this lizard thing and got some Titanite for it, so that works, but I can go up to the Demon, or down to the Heavy Armor guy. And a little side path leads to a Knight looking guy that beat the fuck out of me in 2 hits (not that everything else doesn't already do that :p)
  

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