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Re: Official Forums vs The Vault
Reply #25 - Jan 17th, 2012 at 4:44pm
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Epoch wrote on Jan 17th, 2012 at 5:07am:
But still worth a good search, you can never be too careful.

I agree.  Political leanings aside, I would be happy to search your chest for you Grace.
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Reply #26 - Jan 17th, 2012 at 6:45pm
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You have to diplo the chest first, before you can search it.
  
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Reply #27 - Jan 17th, 2012 at 8:06pm
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You have to bluff the chest first, before you can search it.

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Reply #28 - Jan 17th, 2012 at 8:14pm
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Arkat wrote on Jan 17th, 2012 at 8:06pm:
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Diplo makes it much more likely you'll be able to run the quest til ransack, though.
  

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Reply #29 - Jan 17th, 2012 at 9:26pm
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Oakianus wrote on Jan 17th, 2012 at 8:14pm:
Diplo makes it much more likely you'll be able to run the quest til ransack, though.


With a high enough Intimidate roll the chests will open themselves and you never have to worry about ransack.
  
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Reply #30 - Jan 17th, 2012 at 9:31pm
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With a high enough Intimidate roll the chests will open themselves and you never have to worry about ransack.


Didn't you play basketball for Wake Forest?
  

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Reply #31 - Jan 17th, 2012 at 10:08pm
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Grace wrote on Jan 17th, 2012 at 9:31pm:
Didn't you play basketball for Wake Forest?


After a bit of research (wikipedia) I now know what Wake Forest is, but still am not sure whether there is something tongue-in-cheek in what you asked, or whether this was a legitimate question.

So unfortunately, I have failed at the internet.
  
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Reply #32 - Jan 18th, 2012 at 1:15am
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After a bit of research (wikipedia) I now know what Wake Forest is, but still am not sure whether there is something tongue-in-cheek in what you asked, or whether this was a legitimate question.

So unfortunately, I have failed at the internet.

Your google-fu is weak.
http://www2.journalnow.com/news/2011/may/18/10/attorney-for-wfu-basketball-playe...

http://www.theesportsblog.com/2011/05/wake-forest-sex-scandal-update/
  

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Re: Official Forums vs The Vault
Reply #33 - Jan 18th, 2012 at 3:49pm
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Grace wrote on Jan 16th, 2012 at 8:10pm:
That's understandable. I have a small chest.


So… L.A. face with an Oakland booty?
  

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Reply #34 - Jan 18th, 2012 at 3:56pm
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QuantumFX wrote on Jan 18th, 2012 at 3:49pm:
So… L.A. face with an Oakland booty?

Nah, no booty, either.  Sad
  

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Reply #35 - Jan 18th, 2012 at 3:58pm
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JakLee wrote on Jan 17th, 2012 at 4:44pm:
I agree.  Political leanings aside, I would be happy to search your chest for you Grace.
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Re: Official Forums vs The Vault
Reply #36 - Jan 18th, 2012 at 11:59pm
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well the vault actually works AGAINST drama as every thread devolves into a complete circle jerk and thats kind of boring and makes me wish for the days of brell rants and the rz boards (trains of hate that could never be derailed and always crashed in the most spectacular manner possible such as the day that mangina buttsex went horribly wrong with hilarious irl consequences involving an undercover transexual)...but at least the vault doesnt have rep.
Fuck forum rep, thats the worst shit you can possibly do to a forum. The official board is a shitpit of cockmongling that would make the mayor of san fran uncomfortable.
  
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Reply #37 - Jan 19th, 2012 at 12:21am
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Jezzik wrote on Jan 18th, 2012 at 11:59pm:
well the vault actually works AGAINST drama as every thread devolves into a complete circle jerk and thats kind of boring and makes me wish for the days of brell rants and the rz boards (trains of hate that could never be derailed and always crashed in the most spectacular manner possible such as the day that mangina buttsex went horribly wrong with hilarious irl consequences involving an undercover transexual)...but at least the vault doesnt have rep.
Fuck forum rep, thats the worst shit you can possibly do to a forum. The official board is a shitpit of cockmongling that would make the mayor of san fran uncomfortable.


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Reply #38 - Jan 19th, 2012 at 6:37am
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Oakianus wrote on Jan 18th, 2012 at 3:56pm:
Nah, no booty, either.  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png 


Why you lie to the Vault, Oak?
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
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Reply #39 - Jan 19th, 2012 at 9:25am
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I understand the clam can not be ransacked.

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Why you lie to the Vault, Oak?


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Re: Official Forums vs The Vault
Reply #40 - Jan 21st, 2012 at 7:44pm
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Hordo wrote on Jan 18th, 2012 at 3:58pm:
A woman's chest is sacred and before anything gets done I have to make sure to bless her chest...it's my duty as a Rabbi, you see...


Is this the line to get my chest blessed?
  

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Reply #41 - Jan 22nd, 2012 at 11:58pm
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arjiwan wrote on Jan 16th, 2012 at 4:58am:
Yup, I deserved that.


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Reply #42 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 3:04am
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You have to diplo the chest first, before you can search it.

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Reply #43 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 2:23pm
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Something in this thread jogged my memory...  Ah, here it is.
(Works pretty slow today, sorry)

Oakianus wrote on Jan 18th, 2012 at 3:56pm:
Nah, no booty, either.  


Grace wrote on Jan 19th, 2012 at 6:37am:
Why you lie to the Vault, Oak?


Grace wrote on Dec 3rd, 2011 at 1:35pm:
Great help for people like me, who used to be a 1 and now can't find pants that fit at all.


I'm not sure a size 1 (or smaller) qualifies for most people's definition of a "booty".   Tongue
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Reply #44 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 2:47pm
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 2:23pm:
I'm not sure a size 1 (or smaller) qualifies for most people's definition of a "booty".   Tongue


Jesus christ that's got to be a pain in the ass. I thought my wife had it bad with a small waist, big tits, and only being 5'0" tall. I've accompanied her on shopping trips and finding dresses is particularly painful as they just don't exist. She finally just learned to hem everything herself.

Being a size one and finding something that doesn't make you look like you're wearing a tent would SUCK. SO glad I'm a man.
  
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Reply #45 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 3:48pm
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arjiwan wrote on Jan 16th, 2012 at 3:23am:
I rather be called a stupid retarded useless mother fucker in the vault than to argue with entitled bitch-crying entitled stupid forumers.



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Reply #46 - Jan 23rd, 2012 at 7:31pm
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 2:23pm:
I'm not sure a size 1 (or smaller) qualifies for most people's definition of a "booty".   Tongue


Huge booty, no. But I don't have the white chick flat ass either.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Reply #47 - Jan 24th, 2012 at 1:59am
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Grace wrote on Jan 23rd, 2012 at 7:31pm:
Huge booty, no. But I don't have the white chick flat ass either.

I can validate this statement, tbh.  Sad
  

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