From this point forward, any time I feel you have made another ITG post, I will roll a 20-sided die.
2-20: Nothing happens
1: you ran into that one guy in 20 who would love nothing more than to crank that shit to 11. Roll 1d20 for damage.
Damage Roll20: You beat the ever living piss out of dude. The person you ITG'd gets squelched for 1 week.
19: You won the fight. The person you ITG'd gets herpaderped for 1 week.
18: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Nothing happens.
17: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Nothing happens.
16: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Nothing happens.
15: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Nothing happens.
14: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Nothing happens.
13: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Nothing happens.
12: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Bonus roll next time.
11: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Bonus roll next time.
10: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing. Bonus roll next time.
9: Tied fight. Bonus roll next time.
8: You lost the fight, but held your own. Your title color and theme change to pink and pony, respectively, for one week.
7: You lost the fight. The person you ITG'd may claim your title if they so desire.
6: Dude beat the shit out of you, but nothing broken and no hospital visit. Your black eye and swollen jaw will make you look funny, and may make communication difficult, for a week.
5: Dude beat the shit out of you, you have a couple cracked ribs. This makes it painful to talk, so you will be post-throttled - limited to 1 post per day - for a week.
4: Dude gave you a good beating and broke many things, including your jaw. Your account will be squelched for a week.
3: Dude knocked you the fuck out and you have swelling on your brain. Your account will be banned for 1 week while you recover.
2: Dude stabbed you a couple times, you lost a lot of blood but survived. Your post count will be reset.
1: Dude pulled out a gun and killed you. Your Vault account will be choned.
Bonus rolls are used on the first roll of the next time.
Damage rolls under 8 are cumulative, where applicable. For example, if your damage roll is a 5, you will be:
- post throttled
- your black eye and swollen jaw will make you look funny and may make communication difficult for a week
- the person you ITG'd may claim your title, if they so desire
- if they do not desire to take it, it will be pink and pony for a week
I'll post the rolls if/when they happen.
First roll, 19. Strake gets herpaderp, since he was the guy Oak ITG'd.
Second roll, a 4. Oak squelched for a week, ponied, and title stolen.