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If you were under my skin, I wouldn't waste the time making a fun game out of it.

Strakeln, do you seriously not see that you are puffing up your chest and playing ITG in this thread in ways Oak has never even touched?

You go out of your way to pick a fight in this thread with someone and then throw your mod weight around because you don't like him? You can't even reach the high ground due to the grease spell of hypocrisy you're sliding around in.

Hypocrisy is quite similar in smell and texture to bullshit. True story.

Yeah, Oak, I"m certain that if he didn't find you amusing he wouldn't find the game amusing on some level.

I think this is what Strakeln posted about one: social moderation and how it "cuts two ways."  Plus he thinks it will be fun, which on some level, if you'd play along, it would be. 

Oak, pick on me, you ITG, and let's see what happens next!! 

Oh, I'm sure it'll be fun, and I'm looking forward to getting permanently banned because he wants to play at being Mr. Tough.

Just so you're aware, Strakeln, any time you want to drop by, I'll go ahead and tell you that you were being a little bitch in the JoePa thread and that you've quite obviously decided to show off how bothered I've made you by being willing to tell you that.  Feel free to make another roll for that. 

Hmm, I just kinda assumed that he was trying to take some heat of Arkat, who's an OK guy, before y'all killed him.  And knew that Oak was lpretty much liked here and amusingly used the phrase "little bitch" a lot. Something I hadn't thought about but when Strakeln pointed it out, I was like, hmmm, that's true.  No biggee. I think Oak should be honored to be chosen for the game.  I mean, it's not like Stakeln is targetting a pathologically sociopathic denizen of the Vault, of which there are, well, a few.

That's partly right, many of us already know Oak is a jerk/asshole.

Choned != permanently banned.  Ask the man himself.

As you wish.

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From this point forward, any time I feel you have made another ITG post, I will roll a 20-sided die.

2-20: Nothing happens
1: you ran into that one guy in 20 who would love nothing more than to crank that shit to 11.  Roll 1d20 for damage.

Damage Roll
20: You beat the ever living piss out of dude.  The person you ITG'd gets squelched for 1 week.
19: You won the fight.  The person you ITG'd gets herpaderped for 1 week.
18: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Nothing happens.
17: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Nothing happens.
16: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Nothing happens.
15: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Nothing happens.
14: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Nothing happens.
13: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Nothing happens.
12: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Bonus roll next time.
11: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Bonus roll next time.
10: Fight turned out to be a bunch of chest-puffing.  Bonus roll next time.
9: Tied fight.  Bonus roll next time.
8: You lost the fight, but held your own.  Your title color and theme change to pink and pony, respectively, for one week.
7: You lost the fight.  The person you ITG'd may claim your title if they so desire.
6: Dude beat the shit out of you, but nothing broken and no hospital visit.  Your black eye and swollen jaw will make you look funny, and may make communication difficult, for a week.
5: Dude beat the shit out of you, you have a couple cracked ribs.  This makes it painful to talk, so you will be post-throttled - limited to 1 post per day - for a week.
4: Dude gave you a good beating and broke many things, including your jaw.  Your account will be squelched for a week.
3: Dude knocked you the fuck out and you have swelling on your brain.  Your account will be banned for 1 week while you recover.
2: Dude stabbed you a couple times, you lost a lot of blood but survived.  Your post count will be reset.
1: Dude pulled out a gun and killed you.  Your Vault account will be choned.

Bonus rolls are used on the first roll of the next time.

Damage rolls under 8 are cumulative, where applicable.  For example, if your damage roll is a 5, you will be:

- post throttled
- your black eye and swollen jaw will make you look funny and may make communication difficult for a week
- the person you ITG'd may claim your title, if they so desire
- if they do not desire to take it, it will be pink and pony for a week

I'll post the rolls if/when they happen. 

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If you were under my skin, I wouldn't waste the time making a fun game out of it.

Choned != permanently banned.  Ask the man himself.

As you wish.

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First roll 2-20: Nothing happens.

So, it has to be a 1, and again a 1 to get permachonned: 1/400

Strakeln, that dice simulator you have there, can it be used in a table top online role playing session? I used map tools (dice tools) but it is a bit complicated to launch everything. At the time I just roll before the webcam.
(P.D. As I want something from Strakeln I am being nice and polite. At the moment I get the info I will call him a carneval´s fascist, lubberscum, hydrocarbon and vegetarian)

vegetarian