Page Index Toggle Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 10 Send TopicPrint
Very Hot Topic (More than 75 Replies) Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans (Read 75126 times)
rest
One Man Wolfpack
*
Offline



Posts: 7223
Joined: Aug 13th, 2010
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #25 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 4:46pm
Print Post  
Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 4:41pm:
Only one.  Changing a light bulb is much easier than modifying code in a vast game engine, and so there is not much analogue between the behavior displayed when doing these two very different tasks.

Geez, you guys are dumb. 


« Last Edit: Feb 9th, 2012 at 4:59pm by rest »  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Torgal
Waterworks Kobold
**
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 166
Joined: Jun 30th, 2009
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #26 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 4:50pm
Print Post  
1 - They call MajMalphunction in to change it.

Vordax
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Nothingtoseehere
Waterworks Kobold
**
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 110
Joined: Jan 2nd, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #27 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 4:50pm
Print Post  
Kracky wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 11:51am:
Ok i was just posting  the usual rubbish about Turbine being dumb and the idea of a little competition sprang to mind.

Who can come up with the funniest answer to the following question.

I'll give 1LRDS to the funniest answer. Will have to be Khyber only cos i live their. But feel free to Post anyway

Q. How many Turbine Employees does it take to change a lightbulb ?


Roll 3d6 + crit modifier + 10 - DR - AC/DC = Shit, I forgot to include the BAB (Brightness Ability Bonus) and to hit modifier... oh well we'll wait til update 69 to modify that.

The question shouldn't be how many, but how long until they realise that it's broken!
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Oakianus
Troleplayer
*
Offline


I Really Do Love Drama!

Posts: 5466
Joined: May 20th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #28 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:01pm
Print Post  
rest wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 4:46pm:
the-absolute-best-of-the-anti-joke-chicken-meme.jpg

Oh snap, I had never heard of this one.

I love a good anti-joke.  Sad
  

Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Elegorne
DQ Assaulter
*****
Offline



Posts: 433
Location: Georgia
Joined: May 4th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #29 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:06pm
Print Post  
Jaxx wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 2:11pm:
God you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots.  Everyone knows that it does not matter how many Turbine employees want/need/desire to change that lightbulb because there is a 6 year old ladder bug that will prevent them from reaching the light fixture! Tongue


Win
  

Elegorne,Wizegorne,Healegorne and some other gimp toons on Thelanis
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Maxwell Edison
Bailiff
*
Offline


HADOUKEN!

Posts: 3142
Location: Bologna
Joined: Jul 13th, 2011
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #30 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:07pm
Print Post  
Jaxx wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 2:11pm:
God you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots.  Everyone knows that it does not matter how many Turbine employees want/need/desire to change that lightbulb because there is a 6 year old ladder bug that will prevent them from reaching the light fixture! Tongue

Disagree.  To turbine there is no ladder bug.  They fixed all the broken ladders.
  

                                                                      
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Invelios
VoD Slasher
*****
Offline



Posts: 1965
Location: Houston, TX
Joined: Aug 3rd, 2010
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #31 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:14pm
Print Post  
We were not informed of the lightbulb being out. We have corrected all known Lightbulb outages, this must be a new occurrence related to the recent patch.

Please submit a bug report and we will add it to the known issues list.
  

Back to top
IP Logged
 
Oakianus
Troleplayer
*
Offline


I Really Do Love Drama!

Posts: 5466
Joined: May 20th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #32 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:22pm
Print Post  
Jaxx wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 2:11pm:
God you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots.  Everyone knows that it does not matter how many Turbine employees want/need/desire to change that lightbulb because there is a 6 year old ladder bug that will prevent them from reaching the light fixture! Tongue

I missed this one until it was quoted on this page.

If you don't win the LRDS - and I still really want to know what one of those is - the OP clearly has absolutely no sense of taste.  Fucking.  Win.
  

Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
rest
One Man Wolfpack
*
Offline



Posts: 7223
Joined: Aug 13th, 2010
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #33 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:25pm
Print Post  
Well once the light bulb gets changed, if it puts out more light than expected giving the players an advantage they will flip the breaker off and remove the light bulb until it's only giving as much light as they think it should. But if it puts out less light than it's supposed to, it'll stay that way for months. And then you'll have to put the light bulb through the stone of change with 3 FRDS to get the new improved light bulb to function the way it was supposed to in the first place.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Grace
Completionist (i.t.p.)
******
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 5851
Joined: Aug 4th, 2011
Gender: Female
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #34 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:27pm
Print Post  
At what point does the lightbulb change break handwraps?
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


Quote:
You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Merrick
DQ Assaulter
*****
Offline



Posts: 456
Joined: Nov 29th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #35 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:28pm
Print Post  
Jaxx wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 2:11pm:
God you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots.  Everyone knows that it does not matter how many Turbine employees want/need/desire to change that lightbulb because there is a 6 year old ladder bug that will prevent them from reaching the light fixture! Tongue

Smiley Smiley Smiley


Edited:
I submit the post and that quote comes up as my toppie. HAHAHA
« Last Edit: Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:29pm by Merrick »  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Jaxx
Fleet Admiral
*
Offline



Posts: 1003
Joined: Aug 8th, 2009
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #36 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:48pm
Print Post  
Grace wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:27pm:
At what point does the lightbulb change break handwraps?


How do you break that which was already broken?
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Asheras
Completionist (i.t.p.)
******
Offline


This is why we can't have
nice things.

Posts: 10230
Location: Ohio
Joined: Jun 9th, 2010
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #37 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:55pm
Print Post  
Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 4:41pm:
Only one.  Changing a light bulb is much easier than modifying code in a vast game engine, and so there is not much analogue between the behavior displayed when doing these two very different tasks.

Geez, you guys are dumb.  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png 

Obvious troll is obvioius.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
furbyoats
Stormreaver Piker
*
Offline


One stroke at a time...

Posts: 607
Joined: Nov 14th, 2010
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #38 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:59pm
Print Post  
The Aristocrats!
  

Ungood wrote on Jul 29th, 2011 at 2:17pm:
Queens don't have dicks.


Atenhotep wrote on Sep 14th, 2011 at 1:56am:
I spend every evening naked in a fetal position crying because my penis is so small.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
rest
One Man Wolfpack
*
Offline



Posts: 7223
Joined: Aug 13th, 2010
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #39 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:03pm
Print Post  
Asheras wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:55pm:
Obvious troll is obvioius.


And oblivious poster is oblivious.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Gawna
Ex Member


Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #40 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:11pm
Print Post  
Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:22pm:
I missed this one until it was quoted on this page.

If you don't win the LRDS - and I still really want to know what one of those is - the OP clearly has absolutely no sense of taste.  Fucking.  Win. 

I thought it was so amazeballs that I put it in the News Feed.  So even if it doesn't win, it's still a winner to us!
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Grace
Completionist (i.t.p.)
******
Offline


I Love Drama!

Posts: 5851
Joined: Aug 4th, 2011
Gender: Female
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #41 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:11pm
Print Post  
Jaxx wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 5:48pm:
How do you break that which was already broken?


With a hammer, obvs.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


Quote:
You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Arkat
Chonus Christ
********
Offline


Hola Bienvenido

Posts: 12345
Location: Wyoming
Joined: Jul 13th, 2009
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #42 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:42pm
Print Post  
Asheras wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 12:49pm:
A:None.  Why would they change the lightbulb?  They like keeping everyone in the dark.

Win!
  

Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays...

Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Oakianus
Troleplayer
*
Offline


I Really Do Love Drama!

Posts: 5466
Joined: May 20th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #43 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:43pm
Print Post  
Arkat wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:42pm:
Win!

You're an idiot.  Shut the fuck up. 

[ITGRoll}
  

Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Elegorne
DQ Assaulter
*****
Offline



Posts: 433
Location: Georgia
Joined: May 4th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #44 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:45pm
Print Post  
Quote:
I thought it was so amazeballs that I put it in the News Feed.  So even if it doesn't win, it's still a winner to us!


Reminds me of a question I had...is there a frequency-type setting to the newsfeed items? I ask because it seems that I have to find out that Stainer's penis is not lonely way more than I care to, and certainly seems to be more often than some of the others..  Undecided
  

Elegorne,Wizegorne,Healegorne and some other gimp toons on Thelanis
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Arkat
Chonus Christ
********
Offline


Hola Bienvenido

Posts: 12345
Location: Wyoming
Joined: Jul 13th, 2009
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #45 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:49pm
Print Post  
Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:43pm:
You're an idiot.

If I'm an idiot, that makes you one of these:



Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:43pm:
Shut the fuck up.

That's not going to happen.
  

Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays...

Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Oakianus
Troleplayer
*
Offline


I Really Do Love Drama!

Posts: 5466
Joined: May 20th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #46 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:50pm
Print Post  
Elegorne wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:45pm:
Reminds me of a question I had...is there a frequency-type setting to the newsfeed items? I ask because it seems that I have to find out that Stainer's penis is not lonely way more than I care to, and certainly seems to be more often than some of the others..  Undecided

Bad luck combined with the fact that it's one that you'd actually bother noticing.  There's some sort of word for that type of neurological bias, but I'll be fucked if I can remember it.  Tongue
  

Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Oakianus
Troleplayer
*
Offline


I Really Do Love Drama!

Posts: 5466
Joined: May 20th, 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #47 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:52pm
Print Post  
Arkat wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:49pm:
If I'm an idiot, that makes you one of these:

That's not going to happen.

Jesus, you're just so fucking stupid and lame and completely out of touch with everything around you.  It's hideously embarrassing.  And let's face it, this thread isn't getting any funnier, so at least this is interesting, you cowardly sack of dishonorable shit.

[ITGRoll]
  

Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Gawna
Ex Member


Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #48 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 7:01pm
Print Post  
Elegorne wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:45pm:
Reminds me of a question I had...is there a frequency-type setting to the newsfeed items? I ask because it seems that I have to find out that Stainer's penis is not lonely way more than I care to, and certainly seems to be more often than some of the others..  Undecided

Nope.  It's just a big empty text box (think the reply box in your posts) that you can enter quotes/text into.  You are just lucky, I guess!  I think stainer's penis likes you!
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Blank
Ex Member


Re: Krackies Quiz. 1LRDS for funniest Ans
Reply #49 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 7:01pm
Print Post  
Jaxx wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 2:11pm:
God you guys are a bunch of fucking idiots.  Everyone knows that it does not matter how many Turbine employees want/need/desire to change that lightbulb because there is a 6 year old ladder bug that will prevent them from reaching the light fixture! Tongue


I bow to you senor.
  
Back to top
 
IP Logged
 
Page Index Toggle Pages: 1 [2] 3 4 ... 10
Send TopicPrint