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Reply #50 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 7:04pm
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Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 6:52pm:
Jesus, you're just so fucking stupid and lame and completely out of touch with everything around you.  It's hideously embarrassing.  And let's face it, this thread isn't getting any funnier, so at least this is interesting, you cowardly sack of dishonorable shit.

Do you ever get tired of your perpetual mediocrity? I mean seriously. Why do you keep "phoning it in" like this? Have you no pride or is it that you really do lack any shread creativity?

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While we're on the topic of the newsfeed, what on earth is the story behind the monkey fucking a ball gif? I mean, it's a clearly a logo that went wrong, but where does it come from?
  
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Reply #53 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 7:57pm
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Terebinthia wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 7:47pm:
While we're on the topic of the newsfeed, what on earth is the story behind the monkey fucking a ball gif? I mean, it's a clearly a logo that went wrong, but where does it come from?


It was posted in the Leaks section in reference to the ramp up in activity for Turbine this year.

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Reply #54 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 8:13pm
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Arkat wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 7:04pm:
you really do lack any shread creativity.

Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down and stop embarrassing yourself, you pathetic sack of shit.  At least read through your posts once before you post them, if you're going to be this enraged.
  

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Reply #57 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 8:51pm
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Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 8:13pm:
Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down and stop embarrassing yourself, you pathetic sack of shit.

Can I request that instead of quitting DDO, you keep playing the game and just stop posting on the forums instead? You're better at the game, and even with the time spent on here, your rate of improvement is glacial. Assuming you are not regressing, that is.
  

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Reply #58 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 9:02pm
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I don't think Oak likes Arkat very much. Hard to read text sarcasm from some people so I could be wrong...

  

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Reply #59 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 9:22pm
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Kimberlite wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 8:51pm:
Can I request that instead of quitting DDO, you keep playing the game and just stop posting on the forums instead? You're better at the game, and even with the time spent on here, your rate of improvement is glacial. Assuming you are not regressing, that is.

You can definitely request anything you want.  However, it seems very likely that you're going to be disappointed.  Tongue 

I'm not sure what you would consider to be 'improvement,' but I'm not exactly here to evolve as a person or as an Internet poster.  Not that I think that I'm perfect already, of course, but I'm also not working toward some self-improvement goal. 

Felgor wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 9:02pm:
I don't think Oak likes Arkat very much. Hard to read text sarcasm from some people so I could be wrong...


TBH, it really doesn't even have much to do with the distaste I have for Arkat, though there's quite a lot of that.  I just honestly hate the way that he's trying so hard to hit some level of normal. 

I'm sure that plenty of people will think of me as a dick and a nuisance for not letting it go and settling down, but I rather think it's a natural cycle.  It's actually sort of a favor to Arkat, pathetic waste of skin that he is, as the blowback from the fact that I won't let it go will help to heal his reputation with the kind of anti-drama peacenik that is bound to object to the fact that I just won't let it die.

Not to overthink it or anything, but I'm clearly very high.
  

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Reply #60 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 9:29pm
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You ended with some word vomit there, no right there, on the right.

I am intrigued by the concept of the Vault as a self-improvement center though. I can just imagine the community goal setting sessions. "I'm going to complete LoB on epic." 'Epic? You're sure? Maybe you should aim lower, like staying alive through Korthos." "You know what would help with that? Necrotic burst."
  

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Reply #61 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:05pm
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Grace wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 9:29pm:
You ended with some word vomit there, no right there, on the right.

I am intrigued by the concept of the Vault as a self-improvement center though. I can just imagine the community goal setting sessions. "I'm going to complete LoB on epic." 'Epic? You're sure? Maybe you should aim lower, like staying alive through Korthos." "You know what would help with that? Necrotic burst."

I can see where it might look a lot like word vomit.  There's some awful pronoun use, for one. 

I wish there was a course like that, and the Vault would be the perfect place to do it.  Setting up little classes for awful players to work on their self-improvement.  Though I was thinking of it as being better at forum posting, somehow.  I'm not sure what we could do other than grammar lessons.  Maybe workshops on the definition of trolling and/or internet tough guy?  How to make a decent argument?  Not flaming Arkat: special edition? 

I'm really interested, tbh.  Now that I know I'm improving so slowly, I'd really like to know how to quicken the pace.  I want to be really good at forums.  Sad
  

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Reply #62 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:13pm
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Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:05pm:
I can see where it might look a lot like word vomit.  There's some awful pronoun use, for one. 

I wish there was a course like that, and the Vault would be the perfect place to do it.  Setting up little classes for awful players to work on their self-improvement.  Though I was thinking of it as being better at forum posting, somehow.  I'm not sure what we could do other than grammar lessons.  Maybe workshops on the definition of trolling and/or internet tough guy?  How to make a decent argument?  Not flaming Arkat: special edition? 

I'm really interested, tbh.  Now that I know I'm improving so slowly, I'd really like to know how to quicken the pace.  I want to be really good at forums.  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png


I seem to remember trying to give many of those lessons in P&R and just hearing, "Durr, YOU'RE dum!!11!1" Perhaps you should work on those lesson plans. I'm still trying to figure out how I want to teach about strip farming tomorrow, which isn't as interesting as it sounds.
  

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Reply #64 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:34pm
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Grace wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:13pm:
I seem to remember trying to give many of those lessons in P&R and just hearing, "Durr, YOU'RE dum!!11!1" Perhaps you should work on those lesson plans. I'm still trying to figure out how I want to teach about strip farming tomorrow, which isn't as interesting as it sounds.

Every time you harvest a beet, you have to remove an article of clothing, right?  Seems like it'd be a recipe for sunburn more than anything.  Sad 

But yeah, there's nothing worse than an unwilling student.  I just hope that Kimber can enlighten me as to the courses I need to be taking to perfect my forum posting.  Sad
  

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Reply #65 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:38pm
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Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 9:22pm:


TBH, it really doesn't even have much to do with the distaste I have for Arkat, though there's quite a lot of that.  I just honestly hate the way that he's trying so hard to hit some level of normal. 

I'm sure that plenty of people will think of me as a dick and a nuisance for not letting it go and settling down, but I rather think it's a natural cycle.  It's actually sort of a favor to Arkat, pathetic waste of skin that he is, as the blowback from the fact that I won't let it go will help to heal his reputation with the kind of anti-drama peacenik that is bound to object to the fact that I just won't let it die.

Not to overthink it or anything, but I'm clearly very high. 


There are plenty of other idiots around here. Hell, I don't think you trolled Astra as hard as you are Arkat.

Just commenting on the hate dripping from each letter you send Arkat's way. An observation really. Maybe it is the perfect pseudo scapegoat, I don't know. I just know it is as cringeworthy as the Nex-Wizzly exchanges, as most of your other arguments, thoughts and opinions are much more eloquent.
  

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Reply #66 - Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:41pm
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Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:34pm:
Every time you harvest a beet, you have to remove an article of clothing, right?  Seems like it'd be a recipe for sunburn more than anything.  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png 

But yeah, there's nothing worse than an unwilling student.  I just hope that Kimber can enlighten me as to the courses I need to be taking to perfect my forum posting.  http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png 


But Kimber's Canadian. They have a totally different educational system over there.  Undecided
  

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Felgor wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:38pm:
There are plenty of other idiots around here. Hell, I don't think you trolled Astra as hard as you are Arkat.

Just commenting on the hate dripping from each letter you send Arkat's way. An observation really. Maybe it is the perfect pseudo scapegoat, I don't know. I just know it is as cringeworthy as the Nex-Wizzly exchanges, as most of your other arguments, thoughts and opinions are much more eloquent.

I can see that, and in a way, what I'm doing should be sort of cringeworthy.  I recognize the fact that for the average, sane member of the forum, it's got to be kind of shitty and grating.

I just think that Arkat committed an offense against the community in a specific way that involves not getting the flow of social dynamics and thus will repeat itself in a potentially worse way, unless something changes.  It might be stupid of me, and it's entirely possible that I'm miscalculating, but it has the side effect of being ridiculously enjoyable for me.  Tongue

That said, I'm not married to it, so if enough people have had enough already (when really, I just barely started) then I'll probably just forget the whole thing, fun and all.  Wet blankets.  Sad
  

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Jesus Oak, take it to the drama sub-forum. Occasional outbursts are entertaining but the monotony of your hate-filled tirades against Arkat is turbo boosting the shuttle to snoozeville.
  

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Deeds wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:53pm:
Jesus Oak, take it to the drama sub-forum. Occasional outbursts are entertaining but the monotony of your hate-filled tirades against Arkat is turbo boosting the shuttle to snoozeville.




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Felgor wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:38pm:
Hell, I don't think you trolled Astra as hard as you are Arkat.



They didn't cross paths really.
  

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Deeds wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 10:53pm:
Jesus Oak, take it to the drama sub-forum. Occasional outbursts are entertaining but the monotony of your hate-filled tirades against Arkat is turbo boosting the shuttle to snoozeville.


You need to stfu. Rage filled posts are welcome everywhere. You are dangerously close to getting one yourself.
  

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Oakianus wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 8:13pm:
Jesus Christ, calm the fuck down and stop embarrassing yourself, you pathetic sack of shit.  At least read through your posts once before you post them, if you're going to be this enraged. 

  

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Kracky wrote on Feb 9th, 2012 at 11:51am:
Ok i was just posting  the usual rubbish about Turbine being dumb and the idea of a little competition sprang to mind.

Who can come up with the funniest answer to the following question.

I'll give 1LRDS to the funniest answer. Will have to be Khyber only cos i live their. But feel free to Post anyway

Q. How many Turbine Employees does it take to change a lightbulb ?


Depends are we talking devs. or forum mods.?

  

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