I might fap to the character creator a few times, but I can't see actually playing it for any reason.

FAP may refer to:

Technology and industry

    FORTRAN Assembly Program, the macro assembler for some IBM mainframe computers
    Fair Access Policy, a term for a bandwidth cap, limiting Internet usage
    Femtocell (Femto Access Point), a small cellular telephone base station
    Fabrika automobila Priboj, a motor vehicle manufacturer based in Priboj, Serbia
    Diesel particulate filter (French, filtre à particules), a filter for motor exhaust gas
    Film Academy of the Philippines, the Philippines' official counterpart of the United States' Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences

Biology and medicine

    Functional analytic psychotherapy, clinical psychotherapy that uses a "radical behaviorist" position
    Familial adenomatous polyposis, a condition where polyps form in the large intestine
    Familial amyloid polyneuropathy, a neurodegenerative, genetically transmitted disease
    Fixed action pattern, an instinctive animal behavioral sequence
    FAP (gene), a human gene, encoding for the fibroblast activation protein
    Fas-associated phosphatase, a molecule that inhibits the effect of Fas ligand to make cells initiate apoptosis

Politics, government, and armed forces

    Portuguese Air Force (Força Aérea Portuguesa)
    Peruvian Air Force (Fuerza Aérea del Peru)
    People's Armed Forces (Forces Armées Populaires), a Chadian insurgent group
    Federal-aid primary highway system, part of the United States Federal-aid highway program
    Federal Art Project, the visual arts arm of the US Great Depression-era Federal One program
    Free German Workers' Party (Freiheitliche Arbeiter Partei), a former German political party

Miscellaneous

    For Aeons Past
    Fap, onomatopoeic slang for masturbation

I've heard of people punching the clown to anime but I've never known anyone that would admit it.

I did have to look up "fap"

Internets, shit son they sell them in vending machines over there.

Internets, shit son they sell them in vending machines over there.

I don't believe that's true.

Despite the fact that rumors have been saying that vending machines over there sell used schoolgirl underwear or whatever for YEARS, and despite the fact that damned near everyone in Japan has a smartphone of some variety, I've never seen ONE SINGLE PHOTOGRAPH of said vending machines.

All it'd take to prove it would be ONE PHOTOGRAPH and yet there are none. You'd think 4chan would have a field day with photos like that.

Sure, I've seen photographs of vending machines selling clean underwear, socks, even fucking live goldfish, but no used panties.

I have to think that's because it's just internet rumor.

http://hinoai.livejournal.com/781479.html?thread=13113511

I'm a giver.

(The pictures aren't that risque, but not safe for work if you would have problems explaining why you are looking at a livejournal post about used pantie vending machines)