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Getting Tole!
Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:10am
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By now everyone knows my wife makes me stfu when she watches TV. I admit, I get tole a lot and we all know who gets tole. Bitches.

Me: Epoch isn't using mic, he must have got tole by his GF.
Epoch: I raged on some pugs earlier and I am not allowed to use the mic now.
Me: You got tole!
Party: BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
  

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Reply #1 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:31am
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Would you believe me if I said I was actually just feeling sick? No? It was a worth a try.  Now people won't fear me   Embarrassed
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #2 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:34am
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Epoch wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:31am:
Would you believe me if I said I was actually just feeling sick? No? It was a worth a try.  Now people won't fear me   Embarrassed


Or

People will see that you raged on pugs so hard that your girlfriend suspended mic privileges and realize that is a lot of raging, thus fearing you more.
  

Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons.
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Reply #3 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:38am
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stainer wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:34am:
Or

People will see that you raged on pugs so hard that your girlfriend suspended mic privileges and realize that is a lot of raging, thus fearing you more.



Oooh! I like it.  Everyone will just focus on the getting Tole part though.  I would anyways.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Getting Tole!
Reply #4 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:39am
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I am a bitch.   Cry
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #5 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 11:04am
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Epoch wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:39am:
I am a bitch.   Cry


Acceptance is the final stage. In the end we are all bitches.
  

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Reply #6 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 11:40am
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Can someone please teach me to make my husband my bitch so I can tole him?  I have been saying, "I AM BEING SCARY GRRRRRRRR!" but he obviously does not fear me because I get punched in the boob.  The second time I did it, he licked his finger and flicked me in the bean.  I am just too sweet to be scary, I guess.
  
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Reply #7 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 11:41am
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Epoch wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:31am:
Would you believe me if I said I was actually just feeling sick? No? It was a worth a try.  Now people won't fear me   Embarrassed

I still think you're scary, if that helps.  I want to give you ALL the buffs on my casters!
  
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Reply #8 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 12:02pm
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I get tole alot.
  

stainer wrote on Oct 5th, 2011 at 1:29pm:
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Grace wrote on Dec 2nd, 2012 at 8:31pm:
Well, you're a godless heathen, anyway. I would totally wear my rape whistle around you.
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Reply #9 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 12:09pm
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Can someone please teach me to make my husband my bitch so I can tole him?  I have been saying, "I AM BEING SCARY GRRRRRRRR!" but he obviously does not fear me because I get punched in the boob.  The second time I did it, he licked his finger and flicked me in the bean.  I am just too sweet to be scary, I guess.


Tell him you'll withhold sex if he doesn't listen to you better.
  

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Reply #10 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 12:10pm
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The problem with that strategy is that then Gawna doesn't get sexed.
  

                                                                      
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popejubal wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 12:09pm:
Tell him you'll withhold sex if he doesn't listen to you better.

That would be punishing myself!  I am too slutty to follow through on that threat.
  
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Reply #12 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 12:19pm
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This is full of win.
  
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Reply #13 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 12:26pm
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popejubal wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 12:09pm:
Tell him you'll withhold sex with him if he doesn't listen to you better.


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That would be punishing myself!  I am too slutty to follow through on that threat.


Maybe that will work Wink
  

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Reply #14 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 1:55pm
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Can someone please teach me to make my husband my bitch so I can tole him?  I have been saying, "I AM BEING SCARY GRRRRRRRR!" but he obviously does not fear me because I get punched in the boob.  The second time I did it, he licked his finger and flicked me in the bean.  I am just too sweet to be scary, I guess.


Easiest way. Buy a motorcycle, get him to ride on the back. I had a GF in college that rode a motorcycle, I rode on the back for like 1 min getting a quick ride to my car. Afterwards I noticed her calling me bitch. When asked for an explaination she pointed out the time I doubled behind her. She had never doubled behind me... I had no defence, she was right I was her bitch Embarrassed. Of course when ever she needed a pickle jar opened I regainedsome power in the relationship butnever lost the title cause she could just say "bitch open this pickle jar" and there I'd be tol' again.
  

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Reply #15 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 2:24pm
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But everyone knows you're a bitch Jond.
  
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Reply #16 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 2:37pm
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JDollar wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 1:55pm:
Easiest way. Buy a motorcycle, get him to ride on the back. I had a GF in college that rode a motorcycle, I rode on the back for like 1 min getting a quick ride to my car. Afterwards I noticed her calling me bitch. When asked for an explaination she pointed out the time I doubled behind her. She had never doubled behind me... I had no defence, she was right I was her bitch Embarrassed. Of course when ever she needed a pickle jar opened I regainedsome power in the relationship butnever lost the title cause she could just say "bitch open this pickle jar" and there I'd be tol' again.

I totally call my husband my bitch and he will agree.  But if I try to boss him around, I get punched in the boob.  The way we resolve conflict in my house is rock, paper, scissors.  The dog wants out in the middle of the night?  "Big Daddy, let Smeagol out!"  "I'll RPS you for it."  DAMMIT.
  
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Reply #17 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 3:12pm
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I totally call my husband my bitch and he will agree.  But if I try to boss him around, I get punched in the boob.  The way we resolve conflict in my house is rock, paper, scissors.  The dog wants out in the middle of the night?  "Big Daddy, let Smeagol out!"  "I'll RPS you for it."  DAMMIT.

OMG, twinsies again!  We do this all the time.  Mrs. Oak tried to change it to "Nose Goes," but that shit doesn't work with two people.
  

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Reply #18 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 3:40pm
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What the fuck is Nose Goes?
  
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Reply #19 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 3:48pm
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Epoch wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 10:31am:
Would you believe me if I said I was actually just feeling sick? No? It was a worth a try.  Now people won't fear me   Embarrassed

Or they'll fear your gf more
  
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Reply #20 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 3:49pm
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rest wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 3:40pm:
What the fuck is Nose Goes?

That's the part that stuck in your head?  I was more surprised by the "Mrs. Oak" part...  Huh
  
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Reply #21 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 4:07pm
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rest wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 3:40pm:
What the fuck is Nose Goes?

I tried to find this video, failed, and created it just for you.

  

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Reply #22 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 4:31pm
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That's the part that stuck in your head?  I was more surprised by the "Mrs. Oak" part...  Huh


Why? It's no mystery that Oak has a (soon to be) Mrs.
He enjoys penii, but is getting married to someone with a vagina.
  
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Reply #23 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 4:54pm
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rest wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 4:31pm:
Why? It's no mystery that Oak has a (soon to be) Mrs.
He enjoys penii, but is getting married to someone with a vagina.

News to me. Congrats Oak  Cheesy
  
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Reply #24 - Mar 13th, 2012 at 4:58pm
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rest wrote on Mar 13th, 2012 at 4:31pm:
He enjoys penii

So if he likes dicks, how would that work with the old saying that "you are what you eat"?
  

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