Kimberlite wrote on Mar 19
th, 2012 at 7:01pm:
You were born with a dick. In her view, that makes you a potential rapist, remember?
Actually, revise that to point out that you are a complete dick. That makes you even more of a potential rapist.
You raise an interesting counterpoint. So does that mean I'd completely rape her face off?
I was going to respond to Cale, then I saw this.
Quote:You win Tabletop DnD when one of 2 things happen. Either your DM gets mad and rage quits, or your DM gets mad and kills your character and makes you reroll one. If the DM has to stop playing or stop you from playing, you've won.
Blank is closer to understanding this than you. Think about that a moment.
That said, the actual victory condition is accomplishing character goals. If you're a gimpy gimp, you fail at this and die horribly. If not you get things done that need to be done and you win.
Epoch wrote on Mar 20
th, 2012 at 4:53am:
Your problem is you live from encounter to encounter. Do I even need to bring up how fail that is?
Yes, I'm curious to see your take on it.
Epoch wrote on Mar 20
th, 2012 at 8:40am:
No, the game is not played encounter to encounter. The encounters are merely a part of the game. What kind of basket weaver are you? Do you even know how to play D&D? Do you even know what D&D is? Are you just fucking retarded? The players decide the game, not the DM. The DM merely gives an option to follow for retards such as yourself that cannot fathom what thinking outside the box could be.
You should blame your parents.
Not what I expected but it works!
Of course he doesn't know how to play D&D. If he did he wouldn't be a basket weaver. Same for being retarded, etc.
He's the sort of player that could lose a Wizard to a Monk. A mother fucking MONK! You know, those guys you casually and completely shut down without even trying?