Oakianus wrote on Mar 21
st, 2012 at 7:18pm:
Just quoting this in case you come to your senses and realize precisely how pathetic this was.
I agree, you are quite pathetic.
Cale wrote on Mar 21
st, 2012 at 7:39pm:
I only have one word for you, and that word can be found
here.
OK, two words. The other one can be found
here.
It's ok little basket weaver, you'll be able to live up to someone's standards eventually!
You should blame your parents.
Quote:That is the only kind of encounter because Squelch says so.
Someone is bad at context.
Feldspaar wrote on Mar 22
nd, 2012 at 1:15am:
Aren't you the one who differentiated between RP and 'encounters?'
Basket weavers aren't known for consistency or coherency. That's why he's now talking about series of encounters to grind on which is one of the precise things he attacked me and other powergamers because he claimed we were doing them.
Quote:I said my piece in the last post, so I won't repeat myself here. I just want to clarify that there's nothing wrong with powergamers. There's nothing wrong with basket weavers, either. There is, however, something wrong with you. I'll address a couple of your more retarded points below.
Nothing wrong with basket weavers? Bzzt! Wrong.
Quote:I see. It's not that you want to powergame, and experience the vicarious thrill of success that you lack in real life, it's that the mean ol' DM is forcing you to powergame, by killing off characters. Here's a radical proposal: sit down and have a direct, honest conversation with your DM and playgroup, you autistic fuckwit. We're not talking about DDO, the DM is not actually a computer. Have a simple conversation about what everyone would like to get out of the game, and make that happen. If the only way you can communicate with your DM about the game is by writing "Greenbound Summoning" on your character sheet, please seek professional help.
Classic basket weaver, blame the DM or anyone else really for simple facts of the game.
Here's the simple facts of the game. If you like powergaming great, make your character solid, they don't die like a fucking gimp all the time and then go from there. If you don't like it too fucking bad. Your options are to do it anyways, or die repeatedly until you do it anyways.
It's fucking hilarious you're trying to play the autistic card when you're the one clearly having difficulty following a simple chain of thought. Perhaps I should be less subtle for you? Nah, I like confusing people too fucking dense to read into things.
You should blame your parents.
Quote:The other possibility, of course, is that you game with killer DMs because you actually do like powergaming as an ends, not as a means. Because you enjoy it. But as we've seen, you won't admit that. It's the dishonesty that I have an issue with here, not the power fantasy. I mean, I play DDO, I get it.
The other possibility, of course is that me liking or not liking powergaming is immaterial to its necessity you autistic, basket weaving fuckwit.
Now you call any D&D DM that actually plays D&D a "killer DM", as if they are specifically out to get you simply by playing the game but no one takes you
Occupy Basket Weaver fuckwits seriously.
All that said I kind of want a basket weaver in my group now just so I can feast upon their tears of despair as their gimps are slaughtered again and again for the betterment of the rest of the party. Sure, stacks of raise scrolls actually have a significant cost in PnP, unlike DDO. It's still totally worth it.
Quote:Wait, you think powegaming in pen and paper D&D is somehow difficult? Are you retarded? I guess it's a challenge to keep a big penis melee character viable after the first few levels, you have to do silly things like take "weapon proficiency: spiked chain" and trip everything, or take "mounted combat" and charge everything with a lance for crazy damage multipliers.
If you think that's all there is to it you're showing your basket weaverness again. Being super spiked chain focused means you're barely relevant vs anything that doesn't shut you down (most things) and lol mounted combat.
Quote:But there's an easier way. Just write wizard on your character sheet, and cast some spells that fucking kill people. Or if you must hit people with a stick to feel good about yourself, play a druid. You turn into a stronger combatant than the average fighter. Hell, your animal companion is better than the average fighter. Oh, and you're a full caster too. In a pinch, cleric or sorcerer will activate easy mode as well. I generally try not to go overboard with these classes, though, because the game isn't much fun for me when it's that easy. But if that's what you get off on, more power to you.
Your basket weaver is showing again. But then, what do you expect from someone whose username is literally hitting keys in sequence?
Go ahead, do it. I fucking dare you bitch.
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