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Reply #100 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 5:58pm
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Leslie is a fucking moron.

That is all, you may continue.
  

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Reply #101 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:03pm
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Deeds wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 5:45pm:
I cant really understand you, can you please remove leslies cock from your mouth?


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Reply #102 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:23pm
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Wezergistan wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 2:26pm:
Now wait a minute here.  I rolled a Ghengis build (one of my most versatile builds, if not the most) after rolling your wf bullcrap build (it sucked). You clearly are the fake.  you obviously dont know what you are talking about, in your own thread, here or anywhere else, and say anything u want about leslie he/she knows bards and unlike you, knows why he took what he took.  He supports his builds.  Besides showing your epeen in your thread, you really offered no explanation -  you explained yourself in the thread you have none of the gear and i believe you said a friend built the build for you.  You had no idea why "your build" had potential (and no its wasnt sprint boost) nor why it sucked (non casting wf without umd, hello?), you just had no idea why you took what you did.

Now you say you didnt have Rage on your bar!!???? on a 2 barbarian splash bard??? lol you idiot! (No way you could have ever gotten the hp you claimed - or anywhere near it - with or without gear - without raging into that laughable incredible hulk "ghettoblaster" epeen fantasy you'd like us to believe.  16/2/2 bard/Ghengis is not your build, its Leslie's. read either thread and it will be obvious who knows their shit and whos full of it. what could he/she possibly learn from you?? You are a hack sir.


I had both builds leveled before leslie even built his first dps bard. Boomph was and will always be my favorite build because I love wf. There was a time when all I played was WF. Sadly, their time has come and gone. Please review Leslie's responses to my PMs to him. I was offering that he post up the twf build because he spent way more time answering questions on the forums than I did. I wish I had the PMs that I sent to Leslie, but either they were saved over by the PM system at Turbine, or I cleaned them out to make room. In any case, please notice the dates of the PMs and posts.












EAD, vaginamouth. You're a moron.

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Reply #103 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:26pm
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2010? Amateurs. I started Gus in September of 2009. *adjusts hipster glasses*

But really nine times out of ten the person who gets the "credit" for a build is the guy who posts it up with a catchy name, not the person the concept originated with.

And besides Genghis Khan was a bard? What the fuck that doesn't make any goddamned sense.
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Reply #104 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:30pm
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rest wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:26pm:
2010? Amateurs. I started Gus in September of 2009. *adjusts hipster glasses*

But really nine times out of ten the person who gets the "credit" for a build is the guy who posts it up with a catchy name, not the person the concept originated with.

And besides Genghis Khan was a bard? What the fuck that doesn't make any goddamned sense.


I was running aroung with fig/barb splashes of bards and clerics/fvs for quite a while though, in 2009, long before Smegmis Khan. I had nothing to do with the name.
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Reply #105 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:35pm
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Gunga wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:30pm:
I was running aroung with fig/barb splashes of bards and clerics/fvs for quite a while though, in 2009, long before Smegmis Khan. I had nothing to do with the name.



Yep. As I said before some people make and play good builds, and some people want the credit for those builds. They are not often the same.
  
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Reply #106 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:05pm
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Reply #107 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:11pm
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Reply #108 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:21pm
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Can we make crappy shirts and have tweens swooning over him?
  

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Reply #109 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:46pm
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Invelios wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:21pm:
Can we make crappy shirts and have tweens swooning over him?



Only if the shirts have enormous gorilla balls on them. But cartoony, so it's totally ok.
  
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Reply #110 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 8:04pm
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rest wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:46pm:
Only if the shirts have enormous gorilla balls on them. But cartoony, so it's totally ok.


Something that will make small children cry and digust mothers of all ages.
  

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Reply #111 - Apr 11th, 2012 at 8:07pm
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rest wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 7:46pm:
Only if the shirts have enormous gorilla balls on them. But cartoony, so it's totally ok.


Chimpanzee balls...gorillas have small balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv4mKoyS2zA
  
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Reply #112 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 2:54am
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Gunga wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 6:30pm:
I was running aroung with fig/barb splashes of bards and clerics/fvs for quite a while though, in 2009, long before Smegmis Khan. I had nothing to do with the name.


Wait a second, all those posts prove is that leslie did all the work  and made his own build.  Where are your answers  to his questions?? id like to know how you answered each one.  Sounds like you were a dick and you were lucky he was still helping you.  He was answering a bunch of your questions that as a bard master that you claim you are, you should have known. Also sounds like he was trying to expand his/her knowledge but realized you dont know jack.

Please show me the answers to his questions.  By the way, Leslie tells you the WF bard sucks and he rolls human! lol  you asscrack!  You really are a tard.  Besides if you have so many bards and know so much...  why dont you show me exactly how the math works on your boophie bard?  most especially hp???  And please dont look on Leslie's thread for the answer, but I know you will.
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Reply #113 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 3:10am
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Wezergistan wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 2:54am:
Wait a second, all those posts prove is that leslie did all the work  and made his own build.  Where are your answers  to his questions??(this was already answered dumbass) id like to know how you answered each one.  Sounds like you were a dick and you were lucky he was still helping you.  He was answering a bunch of your questions that as a bard master that you claim you are, you should have known. Also sounds like he was trying to expand his/her knowledge but realized you dont know jack.

Please show me the answers to his questions.  By the way, Leslie tells you the WF bard sucks and he rolls human! lol  you asscrack!  You really are a tard.  Besides if you have so many bards and know so much...  why dont you show me exactly how the math works on your boophie bard?  most especially hp???  And please dont look on Leslie's thread for the answer, but I know you will.


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You really should learn to post better. It's not hard. Even I learned kinda.
  
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Reply #114 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 3:47am
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You really should learn to post better. It's not hard. Even I learned kinda.


I saw his post...  I dont believe him.  Simple.  Now if he answers my question I still wont believe him because he either got the answer from Leslie's post,one of you gave it to him...  point is he dont know jack, it was clear from his thread, which I read in its entirety.  It was just a friends dick smoking thread, for a fake build he never played.

Rocka, Leslie, Aashrym, Madmatt the smartest 4 bards in the game.  They are the go to experts, you dumb bastards are jealous but whatever floats your boat.  this is why I dont go to build threads here, ya all think you know something.  but you dont.  horrible build advice in this section.
  
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Reply #115 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 3:57am
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Wezergistan wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 3:47am:
I saw his post...  I dont believe him.  Simple.  Now if he answers my question I still wont believe him because he either got the answer from Leslie's post,one of you gave it to him...  point is he dont know jack, it was clear from his thread, which I read in its entirety.  It was just a friends dick smoking thread, for a fake build he never played.

Rocka, Leslie, Aashrym, Madmatt the smartest 4 bards in the game.  They are the go to experts, you dumb bastards are jealous but whatever floats your boat.  this is why I dont go to build threads here, ya all think you know something.  but you dont.  horrible build advice in this section.


All of your posts read the same. Waa Waa let me suck more dick.

Go look up my Warcrye build before you keep spouting your shit.
  
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Deeds wrote on Apr 11th, 2012 at 5:45pm:
I cant really understand you, can you please remove leslies cock from your mouth?


That was actually your mothers cock.  Im really gonna have to get used to kickin bar wenches in the twat to make sure their balls dont ring next time.
  
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Wezergistan wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 3:58am:
That was actually your mothers cock.  Im really gonna have to get used to kickin bar wenches in the twat to make sure their balls dont ring next time.


Your response here states that you do, in fact, suck cock. In this instance, it is a tranny cock. Nice job.
  
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Reply #118 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 4:05am
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Wezergistan wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 3:47am:
I saw his post...  I dont believe him.  Simple.  Now if he answers my question I still wont believe him because he either got the answer from Leslie's post,one of you gave it to him...  point is he dont know jack, it was clear from his thread, which I read in its entirety.  It was just a friends dick smoking thread, for a fake build he never played.

Rocka, Leslie, Aashrym, Madmatt the smartest 4 bards in the game.  They are the go to experts, you dumb bastards are jealous but whatever floats your boat.  this is why I dont go to build threads here, ya all think you know something.  but you dont.  horrible build advice in this section.


1.  They are not the smartest bards in the game, just the ones that like to post all over.

2.  You were soundly crushed by blank_blaster.  DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HORRID THAT IS?!!?
  

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Reply #119 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 4:21am
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Your response here states that you do, in fact, suck cock. In this instance, it is a tranny cock. Nice job.


Well, I figured I'd do the world a favor,  considering the alternative..  Roll Eyes
  
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Reply #120 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 7:44am
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Wezergistan wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 2:54am:
Wait a second, all those posts prove is that leslie did all the work  and made his own build.  Where are your answers  to his questions?? id like to know how you answered each one.  Sounds like you were a dick and you were lucky he was still helping you.  He was answering a bunch of your questions that as a bard master that you claim you are, you should have known. Also sounds like he was trying to expand his/her knowledge but realized you dont know jack.

Please show me the answers to his questions.  By the way, Leslie tells you the WF bard sucks and he rolls human! lol  you asscrack!  You really are a tard.  Besides if you have so many bards and know so much...  why dont you show me exactly how the math works on your boophie bard?  most especially hp???  And please dont look on Leslie's thread for the answer, but I know you will.


WF was king, if you knew how to play them. Leslie kinda sucked, so he couldn't work with anything but the easiest. I suggested that he show how all of the popular races would work when he posted the build, including human and halfling. Leslie never had a dps bard before...he just stood in the back of the crowd, healed and sang songs. His claim to fame was that he created a haggle bard for selling shit - how does that have anything to do with playing the game? You look up to terrible players, you silly little cocksucker.
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Gunga wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 7:44am:
You look up to terrible players, you silly little cocksucker.


Not many people can suck their own though, that's impressive.
  
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Reply #122 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 7:56am
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Wezergistan wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 3:47am:
It was just a friends dick smoking thread, for a fake build he never played.


I played that build for years, you idiot. If you read the pms, your homocrush leslie even asked how to play it.

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You're too dumb for the vault. The only answer is to delete your account.
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Reply #123 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 8:14am
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All of your posts read the same. Waa Waa let me suck more dick.

Go look up my Warcrye build before you keep spouting your shit.



Nice build. Looks a lot like Boomph. I just wanted to be able to offer the ac song (as the bard in the group) and made the decision to grab ottos over another barb or fig level.

Might try that build on Gunga's bard life.
  

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Reply #124 - Apr 12th, 2012 at 2:00pm
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Gunga wrote on Apr 12th, 2012 at 7:56am:
I played that build for years, you idiot. If you read the pms, your homocrush leslie even asked how to play it.


You're too dumb for the vault. The only answer is to delete your account.


Ok dumb ass,  PLEASE SHOW ME THE MATH FOR THE HIT POINTS OF BOOMPH, both the standing and the ghetto blasted, itemized please. you CAN DO THAT RIGHT MOSES???
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