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Slug Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1061 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Another low-hp boot bitching thread Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 7:16pm	Print Post
	I've gotten tired of the "I got booted due to my gimpy HP" threads, but this one made me smile. http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=366783 Yet again I have been declined from a quest due to my 'lack of hp's' as quoted by some Greek bloke. So being female I'm going to explain this to you boys in plain english in a way you will understand. HP's are the same as your D*ck. It's not the size of it that matters, it's what you do with it that counts. Believe me I know I have low hp's but I also know exactly how to use them and I have been alive a lot longer than many of you 'boys' with your big hp's! So the next time I get dropped from a group because of my low hp's I will know exactly that it isn't the lack of my hp's that is being questioned but the leader's lack of man power in the trouser department! Lou EDIT: It's cubed already.
	« Last Edit: Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 7:28pm by Slug »

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Oakianus Troleplayer Offline I Really Do Love Drama! Posts: 5466 Joined: May 20^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #1 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 7:23pm	Print Post
	That's a shame. That appears to be some quality trollbait right there. Someone needs to invite her to the Vault.


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Kimberlite Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1074 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #2 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 8:32pm	Print Post
	Slug wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 7:16pm: EDIT: It's cubed already. Depending on which direction it had gone after a few days it could have been hall of fame material.

	Memnir wrote on Jun 14^th, 2013 at 10:59am: Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #3 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 9:20pm	Print Post
	Oakianus wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 7:23pm: That's a shame.� That appears to be some quality trollbait right there.� Someone needs to invite her to the Vault. /signed


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #4 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 10:27pm	Print Post
	Well I'm double screwed. I don't know how to use my hp OR my dick


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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #5 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 10:30pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 10:27pm: Well I'm double screwed. I don't know how to use my hp OR my dick� If you're double screwed, you seem to be managing your handicap just fine.

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #6 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 10:53pm	Print Post
	Grace wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 10:30pm: If you're double screwed, you seem to be managing your handicap just fine. I don't have low standards, I have high probability.


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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #7 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 11:00pm	Print Post
	Slug wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 7:16pm: I've gotten tired of the "I got booted due to my gimpy HP" threads, but this one made me smile. http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=366783 Yet again I have been declined from a quest due to my 'lack of hp's' as quoted by some Greek bloke. So being female I'm going to explain this to you boys in plain english in a way you will understand. HP's are the same as your D*ck. It's not the size of it that matters, it's what you do with it that counts. Believe me I know I have low hp's but I also know exactly how to use them and I have been alive a lot longer than many of you 'boys' with your big hp's! So the next time I get dropped from a group because of my low hp's I will know exactly that it isn't the lack of my hp's that is being questioned but the leader's lack of man power in the trouser department! Lou http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t483/Kanatash/Smoak1.png EDIT: It's cubed already. My trousers never got the memo that I wasn't born in China. Thankfully, neither did my wife.

	A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule. Disavowed wrote on Apr 19^th, 2016 at 1:51pm: Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration. Artorias wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm: Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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green00_00 Butterface Offline DDO Vault Failure Posts: 555 Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #8 - Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 11:44pm	Print Post
	but my HPs dont occasionally run down my leg after im done urinating.

	[Color=red][Size=6][b][center]But you'll notice, not butterdick[\center][\b][\Size][\color] Apparently I cannot figure out signatures.
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JDollar Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Swarthy as fuck Posts: 5380 Location: Uttering "death threats"! Joined: Jun 24^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #9 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:04am	Print Post
	do I really need a +6 item for that slot? I have superior false life that I take as needed.

	Quote: J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in. Quote: JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known Quote: SNAP!� Point for the Canadian! notajedi wrote on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:47pm: JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #10 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:32am	Print Post
	Don't worry baby, it may be small but its got evasion and GREAT reflex saves.
	« Last Edit: Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:32am by Maxwell Edison »
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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #11 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:34am	Print Post
	Maxwell Edison wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:32am: Don't worry baby, it may be small but its got evasion and GREAT reflex saves. Evasion isn't a good selling point, and now I'm mildly concerned about your past experiences if you need a reflex save.

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #12 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:39am	Print Post
	All I'll say is, it's called a snatch for a reason.

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Terebinthia Horoluth Raider Offline All your cupcakes are belong to me! :D Posts: 2499 Joined: Jan 6^th, 2011	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #13 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 5:08am	Print Post
	Maxwell Edison wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:39am: All I'll say is, it's called a snatch for a reason. http://www.ddovault.com/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/sad.gif Admit it, you designed the temple in Sorrowdusk, didn't you


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Azog Ex Member	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #14 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 5:13am	Print Post
	My cleric hireling always tells me that I have the bigest HP bar she has ever seen!!!
	« Last Edit: Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 5:16am by »

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flynnjsw Shroud Slacker Offline F U All!!!!!! Posts: 1216 Joined: May 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #15 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 5:21am	Print Post
	Slug wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2012 at 7:16pm: It's not the size of it that matters, it's what you do with it that counts. Goes well with "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. But you sure as shit are not going to cross the ocean in a dinghy".


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popejubal Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline fnord Posts: 6364 Location: Argo Joined: Aug 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #16 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 7:30am	Print Post
	JDollar wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 12:04am: do I really need a +6 item for that slot? I have superior false life that I take as needed. My wife appreciates my +6 Con cock ring for giving me more stamina.

	fnord
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Slug Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1061 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #17 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 7:55am	Print Post
	My penis gets a +128 size bonus to AC.
	« Last Edit: Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 2:32pm by Slug »

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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #18 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 8:13am	Print Post
	Most guys splash pally so they can at least lay on hands.

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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #19 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 8:25am	Print Post
	You know, for the times when soloing is preferable to dealing with a pug or buying a hireling.

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Hi Welcome King of Trolls Offline Drama chips... now in Argonnessen Apple flavor! Posts: 2759 Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #20 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 8:52am	Print Post
	Snootch's wife, is that you?

	� �� Epoch wrote on Mar 14^th, 2012 at 5:15am: When people bring in their personal lives, it is all fair game.� This board promotes trolling.� If you bring something up, expect it to be used against you at a later date if not immediately.� You want to bring up personal shit, well, that is your problem. Eladiun wrote on May 15^th, 2012 at 1:46pm: If one fails to understand the nuances of elite level trolling they would falsely interpret posts meant to fan the flames as support.
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Blank Ex Member	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #21 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 9:51am	Print Post
	Slug wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 7:55am: My penis gets a +128 size bonus to AC. Insert small penis joke here. Hu Hu Hu insert.


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Oakianus Troleplayer Offline I Really Do Love Drama! Posts: 5466 Joined: May 20^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #22 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 11:08am	Print Post
	Slug wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 7:55am: My penis gets a +128 size bonus to AC. I'm not sure you thought this through.


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Azog Ex Member	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #23 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 11:13am	Print Post
	Oakianus wrote on Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 11:08am: I'm not sure you thought this through. Maybe yes. I would also make jokes saying my penis is small. Jokes about "my penis is big" are too common.


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PlaidPooka DQ Assaulter Offline Fuckity-fuck-fuck Posts: 471 Location: Ghallanda Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Another low-hp boot bitching thread Reply #24 - Mar 23^rd, 2012 at 11:27am	Print Post
	I too would joke about my penis being small...

	Tarrant can suck my boobies.� On second thought, they are far too soft and supple for the likes of him.� Tarrant, you can GFY while having hopeless pathetic dreams of my boobies.
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