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Why do Turbine QA Engineers make terrible doctors?
Apr 20th, 2012 at 11:18pm
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Because everytime a patient complains, the Turbine QA engineer says "It works fine on my system."
  
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Re: Why do Turbine QA Engineers make terrible doctors?
Reply #1 - Apr 20th, 2012 at 11:28pm
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You would've been better off just telling a penis joke.
  
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Re: Why do Turbine QA Engineers make terrible doctors?
Reply #2 - Apr 21st, 2012 at 4:57am
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Why do Turbine QA Engineers make terrible doctors?

Because it is hard to run tests when you never take your mouth off your own dick.
  

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Re: Why do Turbine QA Engineers make terrible doctors?
Reply #3 - Apr 22nd, 2012 at 1:53am
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Because they are not real doctors in the first place?
  
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Re: Why do Turbine QA Engineers make terrible doctors?
Reply #4 - Apr 22nd, 2012 at 2:10am
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Because they think that spreading bugs the world over is a fantastic idea.
  

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Re: Why do Turbine QA Engineers make terrible doctors?
Reply #5 - Apr 23rd, 2012 at 2:23am
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Because the only thing they like in their job is the paycheck.
Just like me.
  
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