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Reply #25 - May 9th, 2012 at 6:10pm
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Tolero really is a dumb cunt.
  
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Reply #26 - May 9th, 2012 at 6:13pm
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Reply #27 - May 9th, 2012 at 6:16pm
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I say that's a phony MajMal. The real one is someone else. /scooby doo
  
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Reply #28 - May 9th, 2012 at 6:35pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 4:53pm:
Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves.

I actually burst into laughter when I read this.  It is like he knows us or something. 

Ya'll will get lots of slack up until about a week before release and someone posts a list of known bugs, that is when the fight will start.

rest wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 6:16pm:
I say that's a phony MajMal. The real one is someone else. /scooby doo

I know Maj and Floyd have ninja accounts, but Maj has proven he has the cajones, where as Floyd lurks still.  I also think they kinda understand that the most raucous, vocal and vile of your player base are generally the ones that find the most broken stuff because they look for it to say 'I told you so' where the fanbois try to cover it up or make excuses.
  
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Reply #29 - May 9th, 2012 at 6:54pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 4:53pm:
Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves.


Can you explain to Tolero in small words that everyone who's been followed by a bloody small black cat for howeverlongitis is bloody obviously in the beta so stop being bloody secret squirrel about it?

Thanks so much Smiley
  
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Reply #30 - May 9th, 2012 at 7:31pm
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I don't walk around with my beta companion. I'm ninja.
  

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Reply #31 - May 9th, 2012 at 7:37pm
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Aeolwind wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 6:35pm:
I actually burst into laughter when I read this.  It is like he knows us or something. 

Ya'll will get lots of slack up until about a week before release and someone posts a list of known bugs, that is when the fight will start.

I know Maj and Floyd have ninja accounts, but Maj has proven he has the cajones, where as Floyd lurks still.  I also think they kinda understand that the most raucous, vocal and vile of your player base are generally the ones that find the most broken stuff because they look for it to say 'I told you so' where the fanbois try to cover it up or make excuses.


Well they oughta use their ninja fucking powers to unban me already so I can give them feedback. I promise I won't call Tolero an ignorant cunt on the main forums.
  
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Reply #32 - May 9th, 2012 at 7:50pm
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rest wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 7:37pm:
Well they oughta use their ninja fucking powers to unban me already so I can give them feedback. I promise I won't call Tolero an ignorant cunt on the main forums.


So just a cunt then?
  

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Reply #33 - May 9th, 2012 at 8:33pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 4:53pm:
Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves.


dont spend to much time here it will ruin you as a person and we need you in one piece to make sure the expansion rolls out right
  
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Reply #34 - May 9th, 2012 at 9:01pm
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Aeolwind wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 6:35pm:
I actually burst into laughter when I read this.  It is like he knows us or something. 

Ya'll will get lots of slack up until about a week before release and someone posts a list of known bugs, that is when the fight will start.

I know Maj and Floyd have ninja accounts, but Maj has proven he has the cajones, where as Floyd lurks still.  I also think they kinda understand that the most raucous, vocal and vile of your player base are generally the ones that find the most broken stuff because they look for it to say 'I told you so' where the fanbois try to cover it up or make excuses.


Well then the Vault is an obvious fraud for not calling them out.

The fact that their lurking is allowed to occur (and non lurking) is proof positive that the vault is really a DDO fanboy site.

This is the true vault finally revealed.

I am so glad about all the trolling I have posted including the ones that broke the lock.

What a bunch of fags.

Who can't take their own medicine or handle their own trolling thrown into their faces.

It is so funny how fast theyn disappear, when faced with troll fact troll true (hahahahahhahahaajhahahahahaha)
  

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Wow, you love me. There has been two big lag fixes in the past week. No, those are not going out with a hotfix. They are more wide ranging and take more time to test.
Of course every time you get like this, I keep wondering where your MMO is so I can play it. Obviously you know excatly how to piece one of these together. I can't keep apologizing a gazillion times for the back end tech and things people did on this game before I was even an employee. So one last time, yes some of the stuff from the before times sucks. Sorry about that. Yes we know, stop building new systems. Yes we know, finish the ones out there. Yes we know you hate bards.

And screw you for bringing up the laid off folks. That sucks every time. I made sure all my people landed in other jobs real quick. None of my 'casualties' are unemployed, just sadly not employed by Turbine. Every business goes through this.Even Valve has layoffs. It sucks every time. If you haven't had to do it then you just don't know. Picking people and knowing you are about to turn their life upside down is terrible, every time.
Not giving a bleep. No, I stop listening when the bile starts. Not worth my sanity. You know my rule, treat me like a human and I'll do the same back. When the rage train starts...cya.
So here is my peace out of the vault for a while. Thanks for the list Ranger, that was actually clear and helpful.
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Reply #35 - May 9th, 2012 at 9:36pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Apr 26th, 2014 at 11:06pm:
Wow, you love me. There has been two big lag fixes in the past week. No, those are not going out with a hotfix. They are more wide ranging and take more time to test.
Of course every time you get like this, I keep wondering where your MMO is so I can play it. Obviously you know excatly how to piece one of these together. I can't keep apologizing a gazillion times for the back end tech and things people did on this game before I was even an employee. So one last time, yes some of the stuff from the before times sucks. Sorry about that. Yes we know, stop building new systems. Yes we know, finish the ones out there. Yes we know you hate bards.

And screw you for bringing up the laid off folks. That sucks every time. I made sure all my people landed in other jobs real quick. None of my 'casualties' are unemployed, just sadly not employed by Turbine. Every business goes through this.Even Valve has layoffs. It sucks every time. If you haven't had to do it then you just don't know. Picking people and knowing you are about to turn their life upside down is terrible, every time.
Not giving a bleep. No, I stop listening when the bile starts. Not worth my sanity. You know my rule, treat me like a human and I'll do the same back. When the rage train starts...cya.
So here is my peace out of the vault for a while. Thanks for the list Ranger, that was actually clear and helpful.
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Reply #36 - May 9th, 2012 at 10:40pm
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Bazinga wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 9:36pm:
Nice try but not gonna happen

Bazinga's makes me want to create an alt here that can just be dumb.  It HAS to be entertaining, it just has to be!
  

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Reply #37 - May 9th, 2012 at 10:56pm
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Bazinga wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 9:01pm:
The fact that their lurking is allowed to occur (and non lurking) is proof positive that the vault is really a DDO fanboy site.


/facepalm while i know ill get some silly responces to this, some more entertaining than others...
What does this even MEAN?!

JakLee wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 10:40pm:
Bazinga's makes me want to create an alt here that can just be dumb.  It HAS to be entertaining, it just has to be!

It is, It gives people something to do. We've all been there.  Grin
  
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Reply #38 - May 9th, 2012 at 11:33pm
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strawberrybacon wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 10:56pm:
It is, It gives people something to do. We've all been there.  Grin


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Reply #39 - May 10th, 2012 at 2:26am
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While this might sound like defending Turbine, the emphasis of the example is not to spill internal information. It could have been like this:

- Bad: "That's a cool green dragon. He dies really fast from my Granmaster of Flowers Epic Moment which goes..."
  

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Reply #40 - May 10th, 2012 at 2:44am
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Well, I am with pope here.
Tolero is not saying "donīt talk about broken things", she is saying "donīt talk about your experience outside the Beta".
The example could have been:
Good: "The green dragon is cool"
Bad: "You will want boots of anchoring against the Gurgamul, as he can banish you back to Stormreach"


As this post is quite boring, I will add:

Tolero is cool. rest is a dumb quivering mass of ganglia.
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Reply #41 - May 10th, 2012 at 2:55am
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strawberrybacon wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 10:56pm:
/facepalm while i know ill get some silly responces to this, some more entertaining than others...
What does this even MEAN?!

It's called a tautology.  It means he's trying very fucking hard to troll.
  
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Reply #42 - May 10th, 2012 at 4:32am
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Maybe that's because I'm a Frog, maybe that because I'm not drunk ( yet ), maybe that's because it's 10 AM and I'm bored at work.

Anyway, what T wrote was clear to me :
Don't talk about the beta fight club outside the beta fight club.
Now if you happen to talk about the beta fight club with somebody that is also a member of hte beta fight club in a place where nobody else can hear you there's no problem.

And Maj, don't worry, I have a full week of vacation at the end of May that I intend to waste looking for bugs & exploits in the Beta.  Grin
  

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Reply #43 - May 10th, 2012 at 5:10am
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Flav wrote on May 10th, 2012 at 4:32am:
Maybe that's because I'm a Frog, maybe that because I'm not drunk ( yet ), maybe that's because it's 10 AM and I'm bored at work.

Anyway, what T wrote was clear to me :
Don't talk about the beta fight club outside the beta fight club.
Now if you happen to talk about the beta fight club with somebody that is also a member of hte beta fight club in a place where nobody else can hear you there's no problem.

And Maj, don't worry, I have a full week of vacation at the end of May that I intend to waste looking for bugs & exploits in the Beta.  Grin


And if you report half the things you find, thats not too bad Cheesy
  

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Reply #44 - May 10th, 2012 at 5:30am
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majmalphunktion wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 4:53pm:
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cant be the real maj lol
  
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Senpo wrote on May 10th, 2012 at 5:30am:
cant be the real maj lol


It's more entertaining to pretend it is though Wink
  
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Carpone wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 4:59pm:
Try treating players like customers instead of red-headed stepchildren.  You'd be surprised how much respect you'd get.


Maybe. But in the QA you get soooo much complaints from FULLY RETARDED customers, that it is very difficult not to treat customers like inbreed sewer rats that deserve a painful death.
  
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Reply #47 - May 10th, 2012 at 6:54am
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Maybe. But in the QA you get soooo much complaints from FULLY RETARDED customers, that it is very difficult not to treat customers like inbreed sewer rats that deserve a painful death.

Setting your standards to the lowest common denominator is how Turbine got to where it is today.
  
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Reply #48 - May 10th, 2012 at 9:03am
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Carpone wrote on May 10th, 2012 at 6:54am:
Setting your standards to the lowest common denominator is how Turbine got to where it is today.


Restricting Mournlands access to nothing but ass-kissing sycophants can't help either.
  
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Reply #49 - May 10th, 2012 at 9:08am
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rest wrote on May 9th, 2012 at 6:10pm:
Tolero really is a dumb cunt.



That might be too strong of a term, but she really shouldn't have an occupation that involves interacting with people.
  
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