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dubyprime Waterworks Kobold Offline Stainer scares me. Posts: 134 Joined: Jul 10^th, 2010 Gender:	Great one from Tolero on NDA May 9^th, 2012 at 4:35pm	Print Post
	Cracked me up. Said You can talk about the cool stuff, but its not ok to mention broken shit. http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=4444945&postcount=2 Quote: 1. Normally you don't mention that you're in beta, but because there is such a broad net this time (e.g. all those Pre-purchasers who already told people they pre-purchased earlier in the year so they kinda already blew their "secret identity"), it's not the end of the world if you mention that you're in the Beta however... 2. Don't talk about what you see/experience in the Beta with non-Beta players. 3. It's okay to offer Beta friend-keys to your friends due to #1 4. Don't share any screenshots, video, etc with the outside world or the non-Beta forums. That includes uploading it to your flickr account as you're trying to explain something to us (we have enabled attachments in the forums to avoid this - just don't abuse it or the Cube will attach to you ) 5. Once we've entered Open Beta we'll announce that the NDA has been lifted. 6. If you see an article in the press, it's safe to comment on what the press has said, just don't talk about your beta experiences with the thing they're showing. Examples: - Good: "That's a cool green dragon!" - Bad: "That's a cool green dragon. His fly attack doesn't quite work yet."


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cdr Horoluth Raider Offline sleetstormer Posts: 2813 Joined: Dec 29^th, 2011	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #1 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:38pm	Print Post
	Insane as expected.


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #2 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:42pm	Print Post
	We are gonna like, start our closed beta like 45 days before release and like everyone knows who is like in it as half the player base pre-ordered but you have to like only say like nice things.� Do you like my purple hair?
	« Last Edit: May 9^th, 2012 at 4:44pm by Eladiun »
	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Memnir Shroud Slacker Offline A little bit different Posts: 1149 Location: Seattle Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #3 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:42pm	Print Post


	To stop a nosebleed: apply pressure To start a nosebleed: apply greater pressure in short, rapid bursts
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #4 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:45pm	Print Post
	I expect Vault membership to double over the next couple of days


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majmalphunktion Major Motherfucking Malphunktion Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 283 Joined: May 20^th, 2011	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #5 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm	Print Post
	Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves.


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JC My Little Pony Offline Posts: 3670 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #6 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:58pm	Print Post
	Memnir wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:42pm: http://i.imgur.com/9XTWz.gif I'm just going to go ahead make that my avatar, since that is how I feel constantly.

	Alekx wrote on Jun 15^th, 2011 at 11:46pm: Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Carpone Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1695 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #7 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:59pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm: Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves. Try treating players like customers instead of red-headed stepchildren. You'd be surprised how much respect you'd get.
	« Last Edit: May 9^th, 2012 at 4:59pm by Carpone »

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popejubal Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline fnord Posts: 6364 Location: Argo Joined: Aug 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #8 - May 9^th, 2012 at 4:59pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm: Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves. We get irritated by some of the things you say or do sometimes, but there's a reason why you're one of only about two and a half people at Turbine that we actually have some affection for.

	fnord
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popejubal Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline fnord Posts: 6364 Location: Argo Joined: Aug 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #9 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:02pm	Print Post
	Quote: - Good: "That's a cool green dragon!" - Bad: "That's a cool green dragon. His fly attack doesn't quite work yet." I actually read that as meaning that it's okay to talk in general terms about things that have been leaked to other media sources, but don't get specific so that you don't end up revealing information that isn't yet public knowledge. "That's a cool green dragon.� His fly attack is cold based instead of acid based and that really surprised me." or "That's a cool green dragon.� I'm glad we only need to collect 9 green dragon scales to make the green dragon armor." would probably have been equally frowned upon.
	« Last Edit: May 9^th, 2012 at 5:02pm by popejubal »
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JC My Little Pony Offline Posts: 3670 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #10 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:02pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm: Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves. What's wrong with saying that a dragon has a few quirky bugs like thinking he's an ostrich and diving into the ground? It's still in beta and still being made, people expect bugs to be there before it is released.

	Alekx wrote on Jun 15^th, 2011 at 11:46pm: Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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JDollar Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Swarthy as fuck Posts: 5380 Location: Uttering "death threats"! Joined: Jun 24^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #11 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:06pm	Print Post
	popejubal wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:59pm: We get irritated by some of the things you say or do sometimes, but there's a reason why you're one of only about two and a half people at Turbine that we actually have some affection for.� Totally, in fact I dont even really get irritated any more. I just make sure I enjoy the "value added perks intentionally left in game for observant, enterprising and discrete players" and then the other issues dont bother me anymore, its a give take sort of thing!

	Quote: J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in. Quote: JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known Quote: SNAP!� Point for the Canadian! notajedi wrote on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:47pm: JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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JDollar Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Swarthy as fuck Posts: 5380 Location: Uttering "death threats"! Joined: Jun 24^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #12 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:09pm	Print Post
	JC wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 5:02pm: What's wrong with saying that a dragon has a few quirky bugs like thinking he's an ostrich and diving into the ground? It's still in beta and still being made, people expect bugs to be there before it is released. I say you go ahead and push the limits of the NDA!

	Quote: J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in. Quote: JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known Quote: SNAP!� Point for the Canadian! notajedi wrote on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:47pm: JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Memnir Shroud Slacker Offline A little bit different Posts: 1149 Location: Seattle Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #13 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:10pm	Print Post
	JC wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:58pm: I'm just going to go ahead make that my avatar, since that is how I feel constantly. Happy to provide.

	To stop a nosebleed: apply pressure To start a nosebleed: apply greater pressure in short, rapid bursts
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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #14 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:12pm	Print Post
	Would "That's a cool green dragon. My handwraps burst into flames on equip causing the crafting instance to lag out every currently running raid on the server." be better?

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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Jaxx Fleet Admiral Offline Posts: 1003 Joined: Aug 8^th, 2009	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #15 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:15pm	Print Post
	stainer wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 5:12pm: Would "That's a cool green dragon. My handwraps burst into flames on equip causing the crafting instance to lag out every currently running raid on the server." be better? You forgot the part where it makes all your bags BTC~!


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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #16 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:18pm	Print Post
	Jaxx wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 5:15pm: You forgot the part where it makes all your bags BTC~! True... at the least it does the ones that don't get eaten being put in the shared bank.

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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furbyoats Stormreaver Piker Offline One stroke at a time... Posts: 607 Joined: Nov 14^th, 2010	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #17 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:26pm	Print Post
	from tolero: Quote: all those Pre-purchasers who already told people they pre-purchased earlier in the year so they kinda already blew their "secret identity my reply: Quote: Correct me if I'm wrong but...wouldn't the simple fact of having the black panther companion be telling people that you pre-ordered? What about the Spider Cult Mask? These are visual objects put into the game and anyone can decipher who has beta access by looking at your toons. Of course I could be overlooking something herp? derp?
	« Last Edit: May 9^th, 2012 at 5:27pm by furbyoats »
	Ungood wrote on Jul 29^th, 2011 at 2:17pm: Queens don't have dicks. Atenhotep wrote on Sep 14^th, 2011 at 1:56am: I spend every evening naked in a fetal position crying because my penis is so small.
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popejubal Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline fnord Posts: 6364 Location: Argo Joined: Aug 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #18 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:29pm	Print Post
	We need someone to go onto the MotU (public) subforum on forums.ddo.com and make a post that they heard that the green dragon's fly attack isn't working properly.

	fnord
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TWDiggs Mr. Infraction Offline Posts: 1841 Joined: Jul 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #19 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:32pm	Print Post
	JC wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 5:02pm: What's wrong with saying that a dragon has a few quirky bugs like thinking he's an ostrich and diving into the ground? It's Turbine, people expect bugs to be there. FTFY...

	stainer wrote on Oct 5^th, 2011 at 1:29pm: Everyday that you aren't banned, is a borrowed day. Grace wrote on Dec 2^nd, 2012 at 8:31pm: Well, you're a godless heathen, anyway. I would totally wear my rape whistle around you.
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Invelios VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1965 Location: Houston, TX Joined: Aug 3^rd, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #20 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:38pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm: Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves. Don't make me bash Tom Brady!

	Ghallanda: Invellios,� Duesex, Aedificatus
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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #21 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:44pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm: Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves. I take that as permission! Seriously guys, what she means is understandable. It's in beta. That means there are going to be changes based on what we try out. So if you go post things that are specific in places that are accessible to the general public, and then those things change, it causes issues (as we've seen when a Turbine employee tries to post any details whatsoever on the forums). So if you keep the specifics to the beta forums (and MajMal says we can be bitchy, muahahahaha!), then things can be tweaked/fixed/changed/etc. based on that feedback and not cause excessive doom in public. This is a business after all.

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #22 - May 9^th, 2012 at 5:52pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm: Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves. We're cuddly like porcupines.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Bazinga Stormreaver Piker Offline Suck it Bay! Bay! Posts: 579 Joined: Dec 21^st, 2011 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #23 - May 9^th, 2012 at 6:02pm	Print Post
	majmalphunktion wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 4:53pm: Sigh. T means outward facing, on the preview forums be your usual venomous selves. Mistake #1 speaking to anyone on the vault. Even bigger sigh that you tried.

	majmalphunktion wrote on Apr 26^th, 2014 at 11:06pm: Wow, you love me. There has been two big lag fixes in the past week. No, those are not going out with a hotfix. They are more wide ranging and take more time to test. Of course every time you get like this, I keep wondering where your MMO is so I can play it. Obviously you know excatly how to piece one of these together. I can't keep apologizing a gazillion times for the back end tech and things people did on this game before I was even an employee. So one last time, yes some of the stuff from the before times sucks. Sorry about that. Yes we know, stop building new systems. Yes we know, finish the ones out there. Yes we know you hate bards. And screw you for bringing up the laid off folks. That sucks every time. I made sure all my people landed in other jobs real quick. None of my 'casualties' are unemployed, just sadly not employed by Turbine. Every business goes through this.Even Valve has layoffs. It sucks every time. If you haven't had to do it then you just don't know. Picking people and knowing you are about to turn their life upside down is terrible, every time. Not giving a bleep. No, I stop listening when the bile starts. Not worth my sanity. You know my rule, treat me like a human and I'll do the same back. When the rage train starts...cya. So here is my peace out of the vault for a while. Thanks for the list Ranger, that was actually clear and helpful.
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qwerty1234 Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #24 - May 9^th, 2012 at 6:08pm	Print Post
	Bazinga wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 6:02pm: Mistake #1 speaking to anyone on the vault. Even bigger sigh that you tried. Bazinga, ignore anyone who says you're trying too hard. What they really mean is "if you keep trying so hard, I'll be forced to start respecting you." It's a fact! Actually, you should probably try even harder.


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