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Senpo Waterworks Kobold Offline > . < Posts: 168 Location: Heyton Family Crypt Joined: Apr 28^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #50 - May 10^th, 2012 at 9:49am	Print Post
	Terebinthia wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 5:32am: It's more entertaining to pretend it is though heh i suppose so


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Schmoe Epic Poster Offline One world, one soul Posts: 4219 Location: A chair Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #51 - May 10^th, 2012 at 12:05pm	Print Post
	Quote: 1. Normally you don't mention that you're in beta, but because there is such a broad net this time (e.g. all those Pre-purchasers who already told people they pre-purchased earlier in the year so they kinda already blew their "secret identity"), it's not the end of the world if you mention that you're in the Beta however... 2. Don't talk about what you see/experience in the Beta with non-Beta players. 3. It's okay to offer Beta friend-keys to your friends due to #1 4. Don't share any screenshots, video, etc with the outside world or the non-Beta forums. That includes uploading it to your flickr account as you're trying to explain something to us (we have enabled attachments in the forums to avoid this - just don't abuse it or the Cube will attach to you ) 5. Once we've entered Open Beta we'll announce that the NDA has been lifted. 6. If you see an article in the press, it's safe to comment on what the press has said, just don't talk about your beta experiences with the thing they're showing. Examples: - Good: "That's a cool green dragon!" - Bad: "That's a cool green dragon. His fly attack doesn't quite work yet." I can't believe everyone has misconstrued this so badly.� It can be summarized with two simple guidelines: 1. You can tell people you are participating in the Beta. 2. You can't disclose Beta details that have not already been publicly disclosed. It's not that hard, people, unless you are willingly misinterpreting because it fits better with your narrow world view.
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	"As my windshield melts, and my tears evaporate, Leaving only charcoal to defend - Finally I understand the feelings of the few, Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end." -Waters
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #52 - May 10^th, 2012 at 12:50pm	Print Post
	Schmoe wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 12:05pm: willingly misinterpreting because it fits better with your narrow world view. Hello. Welcome to the DDO Vault. Is today your first day here?


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #53 - May 10^th, 2012 at 12:55pm	Print Post
	Am I allowed to comment on the size of the dragon's penis? Do dragons have peni?


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popejubal Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline fnord Posts: 6364 Location: Argo Joined: Aug 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #54 - May 10^th, 2012 at 12:55pm	Print Post
	Schmoe wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 12:05pm: I can't believe everyone has misconstrued this so badly.� It can be summarized with two simple guidelines: 1. You can tell people you are participating in the Beta. 2. You can't disclose Beta details that have not already been publicly disclosed. It's not that hard, people, unless you are willingly misinterpreting because it fits better with your narrow world view. Win!

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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #55 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:01pm	Print Post
	Quote: Am I allowed to comment on the size of the dragon's penis?� Do dragons have peni? I'm pretty sure it's your duty to comment on genitalia of all types.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #56 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:10pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 1:01pm: I'm pretty sure it's your duty to comment on genitalia of all types. It's in the name of science! I'm a peenologist.


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Schmoe Epic Poster Offline One world, one soul Posts: 4219 Location: A chair Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #57 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:10pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 12:50pm: Hello. Welcome to the DDO Vault. Is today your first day here? No. rest wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 12:50pm: Hi Welcome Yes.

	"As my windshield melts, and my tears evaporate, Leaving only charcoal to defend - Finally I understand the feelings of the few, Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end." -Waters
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Schmoe Epic Poster Offline One world, one soul Posts: 4219 Location: A chair Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #58 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:10pm	Print Post
	Quote: Am I allowed to comment on the size of the dragon's penis?� Do dragons have peni? They get one for each age category.

	"As my windshield melts, and my tears evaporate, Leaving only charcoal to defend - Finally I understand the feelings of the few, Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end." -Waters
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #59 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:13pm	Print Post
	Schmoe wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 1:10pm: No. Yes. Sorry, but that's overdone.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #60 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:35pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 1:13pm: Sorry, but that's overdone. Schmoe is hardcore. He dances in the traps in epic Lords of Dust. He is a little nugget and I like to stick him in my pocket and feed him M&M's. True story!


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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #61 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:37pm	Print Post
	rev Jim wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 11:33pm: YOU'RE FOOLING NO ONE ARKAT! I just KNEW you were going to post that!!

	Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays... Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
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PlaidPooka DQ Assaulter Offline Fuckity-fuck-fuck Posts: 471 Location: Ghallanda Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #62 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:44pm	Print Post
	Schmoe wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 12:05pm: I can't believe everyone has misconstrued this so badly.� It can be summarized with two simple guidelines: 1. You can tell people you are participating in the Beta. 2. You can't disclose Beta details that have not already been publicly disclosed. It's not that hard, people, unless you are willingly misinterpreting because it fits better with your narrow world view. Honestly, the only thing in that post that I dislike is being accused of "blowing my secret identity" when the pre-purchase was marketed for having things in it that you can use right now. (panther, spider mask, etc.) I have not blown my ninja-fu by doing what we were encouraged to do in the first place.

	Tarrant can suck my boobies.� On second thought, they are far too soft and supple for the likes of him.� Tarrant, you can GFY while having hopeless pathetic dreams of my boobies.
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PlaidPooka DQ Assaulter Offline Fuckity-fuck-fuck Posts: 471 Location: Ghallanda Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #63 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:45pm	Print Post
	Quote: Am I allowed to comment on the size of the dragon's penis?� Do dragons have peni? Only if male, otherwise they have Gawnai.

	Tarrant can suck my boobies.� On second thought, they are far too soft and supple for the likes of him.� Tarrant, you can GFY while having hopeless pathetic dreams of my boobies.
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #64 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:46pm	Print Post
	Quote: Schmoe is hardcore.� He dances in the traps in epic Lords of Dust.� He is a little nugget and I like to stick him in my pocket and feed him M&M's.� True story! That shit cray!


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Orberon Waterworks Kobold Offline Is It Not Nifty? Posts: 173 Location: Somewhere around Houston, TX. Joined: Dec 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #65 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:46pm	Print Post
	Bazinga wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 9:01pm: Well then the Vault is an obvious fraud for not calling them out. The fact that their lurking is allowed to occur (and non lurking) is proof positive that the vault is really a DDO fanboy site. This is the true vault finally revealed. I am so glad about all the trolling I have posted including the ones that broke the lock. What a bunch of fags. Who can't take their own medicine or handle their own trolling thrown into their faces. It is so funny how fast theyn disappear, when faced with troll fact troll true (hahahahahhahahaajhahahahahaha) Some people are incapable personal growth; with Bazinga I suspect this is not limited to mental capacity but also somewhere much lower on his anatomy. Isn't time for a post count reset? edit because I cannot type! thanks rest
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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #66 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:51pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 1:46pm: That shit cray! You should come back to Khyber and play with us! FUCKING DO IT


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #67 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:57pm	Print Post
	Orberon wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 1:46pm: Isn't time for a post count rest? I have a post count already, but thanks for offering


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Azog Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #68 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:57pm	Print Post
	PlaidPooka wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 1:45pm: Only if male, otherwise they have Gawnai. As far as I can tell from the readings in the Vault, Gawna has a gigantic inverted penis.


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #69 - May 10^th, 2012 at 1:58pm	Print Post
	Quote: You should come back to Khyber and play with us!� FUCKING DO IT I'm already so invested on Sarlona!


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #70 - May 10^th, 2012 at 2:02pm	Print Post
	Quote: As far as I can tell from the readings in the Vault, Gawna has a gigantic inverted penis. It's a Cavern�.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #71 - May 10^th, 2012 at 2:02pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on May 10^th, 2012 at 1:58pm: I'm already so invested on Sarlona!� We can all play together in beta, right? We will go wolfpack on that bitch.


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Azog Ex Member	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #72 - May 10^th, 2012 at 2:07pm	Print Post
	Quote: It's a Cavern�. For me a cavern is a penis. Inverted.


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Senpo Waterworks Kobold Offline > . < Posts: 168 Location: Heyton Family Crypt Joined: Apr 28^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #73 - May 10^th, 2012 at 2:07pm	Print Post
	Quote: We can all play together in beta, right?� We will go wolfpack on that bitch. can you make guilds and such over on lam land? never used it so dunno, if so should set one up for us to gather at


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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Great one from Tolero on NDA Reply #74 - May 10^th, 2012 at 2:10pm	Print Post
	Grace wrote on May 9^th, 2012 at 7:31pm: I don't walk around with my beta companion. I'm ninja. No, I know for a fact you tried walking around with your beta companion but even pet AI was smart enough not to follow you

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