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Quote of the Day
Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:33pm
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Running through the Demonweb last night:
Dretch: Crush it!
Me:  I love it when the dretch yell CRUSH ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Asheras:  It's funny because that's what I picture Axer looks like irl.

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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #1 - Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:39pm
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Dretches are slow, stupid, and not very effective combatants. In one-on-one combat, they rely on their damage reduction to keep them alive. In groups, they depend on sheer numbers to overcome foes and immediately summon other dretches to improve the odds in battle. They flee at the first sign of adversity unless more powerful demons are present to intimidate them into fighting. Dretches’ fear of their greater kin is stronger then even their fear of death.


Damage reduction, relies on hirelings and superiors for motivation and support.

That does sound fairly close.
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #2 - Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:41pm
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CRUSH IT!!!

....guys?
  

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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #3 - Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:47pm
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Evangelier wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:39pm:
SRD:

Damage reduction, relies on hirelings and superiors for motivation and support.

That does sound fairly close.


Holy fuck. Shade is a dretch.
  
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Reply #4 - Jun 27th, 2012 at 2:42pm
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Evangelier wrote on Jun 27th, 2012 at 12:39pm:
SRD:

Damage reduction, relies on hirelings and superiors for motivation and support.

That does sound fairly close.

Amazeballs!
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #5 - Jun 27th, 2012 at 3:24pm
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I really think that was a Shade joke thrown in by the devs, I noticed the same thing.
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #6 - Jun 27th, 2012 at 10:33pm
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I'm looking for that now. That is fucking funny. Cheesy
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #7 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 2:10am
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I always pictured him like that:

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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #8 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:03am
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A dretch is the least powerful of demonkind, although still a deadly foe to any mortal creature. While pathetic creatures, they are thoroughly wicked and possess a driving need to cause dismay and ruin. Dretches usually gather in large mobs which they use to overwhelm their victims. Singularly, these demons are rather cowardly.


That bit is better. highlights, well, highlighted.
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #9 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 3:30pm
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Running through the Demonweb last night:
Dretch: Crush it!
Me:  I love it when the dretch yell CRUSH ITTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Asheras:  It's funny because that's what I picture Axer looks like irl.

Lol..when I ran that first quest from Eberron to FR and saw the dretchs, I about died laughing when I saw "Crush it".

Gawna and I proceeded to shout "CRUSH IT!" in guild chat.  It was pretty fuckin' hilarious...that and every time I see "Crush it" in an LFM, or now in dialog, I hear Gawna's voice yelling it.
  
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Reply #10 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:00pm
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Belwaar wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 3:30pm:
that and every time I see "Crush it" in an LFM, or now in dialog, I hear Gawna's voice yelling it.

Every time I read it, I have to yell it out loud!  CRUSH ITTTTT
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #11 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:03pm
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LOL...remember that LFM of his that said, "Don't have to know the quest, just know how to CRUSH IT!" ?

I ended up sending him a /tell that said, "I know the quest, but how do I CRUSH IT?"

...he didn't respond.  Probably knew I was fuckin' with him.  Embarrassed
  
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Reply #12 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:10pm
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OMG that was amazeballs!  It was a BB elite Monastery!! HAHAHAHAHA, oh, Axey.

P.S.  CRUSH ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
  
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Reply #13 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:13pm
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CRUSH ITTTTTTT
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #14 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:13pm
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Wait.


He doesn't use mauls. How the fuck does he expect to crush anything?
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #15 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:17pm
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Oh and the dance they do is just funny as shit too! I was in there on my caster last night and couldn't stop laughing at "CRUSH IT!" and the dance.
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #16 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:19pm
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rest wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:13pm:
He doesn't use mauls. How the fuck does he expect to crush anything?

Don't ask questio...CRUSH IT!!!!!
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #17 - Jun 28th, 2012 at 5:42pm
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I gotta admit, it had me fucking rolling.





CRUSH IT~!
  

Also, penis.

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Reply #18 - Jun 29th, 2012 at 1:03am
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rest wrote on Jun 28th, 2012 at 4:13pm:
Wait.

He doesn't use mauls. How the fuck does he expect to crush anything?


With his dull wit?
  
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #19 - Jun 29th, 2012 at 1:20am
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The sheer size of his enlarged ego is massive enough to crush anything all by itself.
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Re: Quote of the Day
Reply #20 - Jun 30th, 2012 at 8:36pm
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"I WANT YOU TO BE RIGHT WUJOH!"
  

Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20th, 2012 at 9:41pm:
All hail Smrti.

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