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Yet another person here because of DDO Moderators
Jul 24th, 2012 at 10:49am
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Hey guys. I was turned on to Vault by some one else who is tired of Tolero's over reach. I'm almost 50- Im not kissing his/her ass.

Anyway- good to be here.
  

You did WHAT?!? For HOW many cookies?!?
You're one *M* short of being a religious fanatic from Utah.
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Reply #1 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 10:57am
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no one cares.
  
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Oh, Jesusfuck.  I'm really glad you're here because I've been wanting to tell you forever what an intolerable fuck knuckle you are.  Remember that time you posted that you were taking a break from the forums?  That was my favorite post from you.  True story.

There's even a post about you around here somewhere - I think it's in Drama Initiative.  You completely misunderstood what someone was trying to say about Radiant Burst targeting and you said something super douchey like, "The burst comes from within you!" 

I'm excited for people to come burst on your face.

Welcome to the fucking Vault.  Don't clench up - it hurts less if you relax.  Take it from an anal pro like me.
  
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Reply #3 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:01am
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Oh, Jesusfuck.  I'm really glad you're here because I've been wanting to tell you forever what an intolerable fuck knuckle you are.  Remember that time you posted that you were taking a break from the forums?  That was my favorite post from you.  True story.

There's even a post about you around here somewhere - I think it's in Drama Initiative.  You completely misunderstood what someone was trying to say about Radiant Burst targeting and you said something super douchey like, "The burst comes from within you!" 

I'm excited for people to come burst on your face.

Welcome to the fucking Vault.  Don't clench up - it hurts less if you relax.  Take it from an anal pro like me.


heh
  
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Reply #4 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:05am
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Oh, Jesusfuck.  I'm really glad you're here because I've been wanting to tell you forever what an intolerable fuck knuckle you are.  Remember that time you posted that you were taking a break from the forums?  That was my favorite post from you.  True story.

There's even a post about you around here somewhere - I think it's in Drama Initiative.  You completely misunderstood what someone was trying to say about Radiant Burst targeting and you said something super douchey like, "The burst comes from within you!" 



Ask and you shall receive my dear.

http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1340058385
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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LOL.  You think you'll be somehow subject to less abuse here? That you'll find comrades in arms to help you fight the man that is Tolero?

That's hilarious.
  
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Reply #6 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:06am
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Aww, Jeffy, you're too good to me.  My nipples could cut diamonds right now.
  
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Vexation wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:06am:
LOL.  You think you'll be somehow subject to less abuse here? That you'll find comrades in arms to help you fight the man that is Tolero?

That's hilarious.

Vex, you're hurting my feelers.  I thought we were gonna join forces and create the Vault Against Girls that work at turbine (VAG twat)!  I thought we would wear matching t shirts and everything!  Cry
  
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Reply #8 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:15am
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Sometimes the Vault puts a smile on my face.

This is one of those times.
  
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Reply #9 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:23am
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Aww, Jeffy, you're too good to me.  My nipples could cut diamonds right now.


But hows the lubrication?
  
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Reply #10 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:32am
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Welcome! I see you've already met some of the many friendly faces hereabouts.

My advice is to take Gawna's advice about the anal. Just remember that lube is optional at best in these parts.

The roofies are not optional, however.

Cheesy
  

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Bahgoon wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:32am:
Welcome! I see you've already met some of the many friendly faces hereabouts.

My advice is to take Gawna's advice about the anal. Just remember that lube is optional at best in these parts.

The roofies are not optional, however.

Cheesy

Just don't get in the van...
  
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Reply #12 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:40am
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Vex, you're hurting my feelers.  I thought we were gonna join forces and create the Vault Against Girls that work at turbine (VAG twat)!  I thought we would wear matching t shirts and everything!  Cry


vagtwat.


You're a fucking genius. No wonder you're a moderator  Kiss
  
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Reply #13 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:46am
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I have to echo Gawna.  You are a tool shed.  Not just a tool, but a whole damn shed full of tools.
  
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rest wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:40am:
No wonder you're a moderator  Kiss

OMG DONT TELL XYNOT
  
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rest wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:40am:
You're a fucking genius.

That would be brilliant on a resume / CV.

Like you were a contributing editor to the Kama Sutra or something.

Cheesy
  

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Reply #16 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:52am
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Vex, you're hurting my feelers.  I thought we were gonna join forces and create the Vault Against Girls that work at turbine (VAG twat)!  I thought we would wear matching t shirts and everything!  Cry


This is now one of the few posts here that made me literally laugh out loud.
  
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Bahgoon wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:48am:
Like you were a contributing editor to the Gawna Sutra or something.

Ftfy  Kiss
  
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This is now one of the few posts here that made me literally laugh out loud.


It made me snort white wine through my nose. Do I win? Cheesy
  
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Terebinthia wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:13pm:
It made me snort white wine through my nose. Do I win? Cheesy

White?  No.  Red, Beer, or straight liquor?  Yes.

White wine?  God no, never.  Champagne maybe, depends on price though, nothing under 500$ a bottle would qualify as a yes.
  
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Aeolwind wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:26pm:
White?  No.  Red, Beer, or straight liquor?  Yes.

White wine?  God no, never.  Champagne maybe, depends on price though, nothing under 500$ a bottle would qualify as a yes.


Meh. I'll have yours. Wink

I do like a good lees full Champagne, but I'll take anything sparkly, if I'm completely honest. Cristal isn't worth the money Smiley
  
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Reply #21 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:39pm
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Vex, you're hurting my feelers.  I thought we were gonna join forces and create the Vault Against Girls that work at turbine (VAG twat)!  I thought we would wear matching t shirts and everything!  Cry


I'll buy that shirt.

Oh, and welcome xywhatever.  I suggest lurking.  Forever.
  
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Aeolwind wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:26pm:
White?  No.  Red, Beer, or straight liquor?  Yes.

White wine?  God no, never.  Champagne maybe, depends on price though, nothing under 500$ a bottle would qualify as a yes.


I think if you're paying over $500 for a bottle of champagne, you've lost before you've begun.  If someone gave you that bottle of champagne then you're already winning.  Might as well go for the big win and snort it out your nose to show them you appreciate it.
  
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Reply #23 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:46pm
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hgm-chi wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:41pm:
I think if you're paying over $500 for a bottle of champagne, you've lost before you've begun.  If someone gave you that bottle of champagne then you're already winning.  Might as well go for the big win and snort it out your nose to show them you appreciate it.

Anyone can snort cheap champers.  Only a winner snorts champers at $500 a bottle.
  
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Reply #24 - Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:52pm
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hgm-chi wrote on Jul 24th, 2012 at 12:39pm:
I'll buy that shirt.

Oh, and welcome xywhatever.  I suggest choning.  Forever.


Fixed.

Did you know that the only way to get positive things said about you on the vault is to chone? True story.
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I wish I was a rich black woman sometimes........
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