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Re: Come on... Fess up! One of you is xynot2
Reply #50 - Aug 1st, 2012 at 5:25am
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Epoch is a giver.

He may also be Xy's daddy. Say Epoch, did you shoot your load in Xy's mom's mouth, anus, or vagina?



Just her mouth and ass.  She wanted to go again but I wasn't sure I had enough cum left in me for one more go.  Since we were at a club 9 months before xynots birth, I think I know what happened.  We were in the clubs bathroom about to go for round 3.  My dick was worn out but she was insistent on going again.  I told her only if she was blindfolded and she agreed.  Well, I took the handicapped bar out of the big stall and started fucking her with it.  Then I saw a bunch of white gunk caked on the inside of the toilet bowl.  I have no idea why but I used the bar to get some of it and shoved the bar back into his moms vag.  Had I known what the result of my actions would be, I wouldn't have fucked her again the following month.

  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Come on... Fess up! One of you is xynot2
Reply #51 - Aug 1st, 2012 at 6:41am
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Epoch wrote on Aug 1st, 2012 at 5:25am:
Just her mouth and ass.  She wanted to go again but I wasn't sure I had enough cum left in me for one more go.  Since we were at a club 9 months before xynots birth, I think I know what happened.  We were in the clubs bathroom about to go for round 3.  My dick was worn out but she was insistent on going again.  I told her only if she was blindfolded and she agreed.  Well, I took the handicapped bar out of the big stall and started fucking her with it.  Then I saw a bunch of white gunk caked on the inside of the toilet bowl.  I have no idea why but I used the bar to get some of it and shoved the bar back into his moms vag.  Had I known what the result of my actions would be, I wouldn't have fucked her again the following month.


Sounds about right.

Sorry Xynot, but it looks like we won't ever know who your daddy is.
  
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Re: Come on... Fess up! One of you is xynot2
Reply #52 - Aug 1st, 2012 at 8:38am
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I am not that good with "your mum" jokes so I let others do them for me:



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Re: Come on... Fess up! One of you is xynot2
Reply #53 - Aug 2nd, 2012 at 9:15am
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Oh man, penis gets me every time.
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