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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #25 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 6:28pm	Print Post
	Aeolwind wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 6:20pm: Naa, he has seen it at least once out of some.� They were summarily dismissed following that quest however. I just assumed he blocked those incidents from his memory, because of the trauma.

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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ertay Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 26 Joined: Aug 5^th, 2012	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #26 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 6:38pm	Print Post
	Goaticorn wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 4:54pm: Oh leave poor Shade alone.� We are all aware that any casters in his parties are just there to Crutch it!!!� Quit being such a meanypants. Being grazed by his axery presence, they know their fingers would fall off, should they ever do as much as touch any key but the hage one. Pay heed to how tricky that does make counting, but alas they have no need for for it while he is near anyway, for his certainty is so great that mere facts cannot shake it.
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Goaticorn DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 405 Location: In a magical wonderland Joined: Jan 6^th, 2012	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #27 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 6:45pm	Print Post
	You're right, math is hard when you only have two fingers


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Osharan Tregarth Horoluth Raider Offline I'm an ass... Deal with it. Posts: 2663 Location: Fresno Joined: Aug 23^rd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #28 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 7:41pm	Print Post
	Goaticorn wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 6:45pm: You're right, math is hard when you only have two fingers http://www.ddovault.com/yabbfiles/Templates/Forum/default/sad.gif And type 900 works per minute!

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Deeds Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 188 Joined: Nov 8^th, 2011	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #29 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 7:52pm	Print Post
	This is my favorite thread this week.

	Also, penis.
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Mr Poop Korthos Resident Offline I Love Doctor Ama! Posts: 60 Location: Cascadia Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #30 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 8:03pm	Print Post
	Haste? Rage? Damn, I always thought the "Axer Package" was in reference to something more... private. The more you know!

	Please don't refer to poop as shit, it stinks when that happens. Thanks in advance, Mr Poop
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Bahgoon Stormreaver Piker Offline Get off my lawn! Posts: 666 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2011	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #31 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 8:18pm	Print Post
	Leave Axer alone!

	The various modes of worship which prevailed in the Roman world were all considered by the people as equally true; by the philosopher as equally false; and by the magistrate as equally useful. - Edward Gibbon
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pnellesen Titan Demolisher Offline We can't all just get along. Posts: 311 Joined: Dec 6^th, 2011	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #32 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 8:51pm	Print Post
	Deeds wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 7:52pm: This is my favorite thread this week. Same here.� "Kick my ficus in the nuts" almost ruined my keyboard and monitor. I need to learn to not drink anything when reading threads like this.


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Aranticus Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2110 Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #33 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 10:13pm	Print Post
	Sisster wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 4:36pm: there still Bears... and they are called Bugbears because they scared ppl like the Boogeyman, or a Bugaboo. Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Goblinoid) Hit Dice: 3d8+3 (16 hp) Initiative: +1 Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares) Armor Class: 17 (+1 Dex, +3 natural, +2 leather armor, +1 light wooden shield), touch 11, flat-footed 16 Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+4 Attack: Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2) Full Attack: Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2) http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/bugbear.htm


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Aranticus Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2110 Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #34 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 10:21pm	Print Post
	an axer package can be broadly classified as a full compiment of beneficial spells. how you get a package is debatable but of coz the easiest way is to get an "axer party"


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #35 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:17pm	Print Post
	Aranticus wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 10:13pm: Size/Type: Medium Humanoid (Goblinoid) Hit Dice: 3d8+3 (16 hp) Initiative: +1 Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares) Armor Class: 17 (+1 Dex, +3 natural, +2 leather armor, +1 light wooden shield), touch 11, flat-footed 16 Base Attack/Grapple: +2/+4 Attack: Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2) Full Attack: Morningstar +5 melee (1d8+2) or javelin +3 ranged (1d6+2) http://www.d20srd.org/srd/monsters/bugbear.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugbear A bugbear is a legendary creature or type of hobgoblin comparable to the bogeyman, bogey, bugaboo, and other creatures of folklore, all of which were historically used in some cultures to frighten disobedient children.[1] Its name is derived from a Middle English word "bugge" (a frightening thing), or perhaps the old Welsh word bwg (evil spirit or goblin), [2] or old Scots "bogill" (goblin), and has cognates in German "b�gge" or "b�ggel-mann" (goblin), and most probably also English "bugaboo" and "bogey-man". In medieval England, the Bugbear was depicted as a creepy bear that lurked in the woods to scare children; it was described in this manner in an English translation of a 1565 Italian play The Buggbear.[2]
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	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #36 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:42pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:17pm: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugbear A bugbear is a legendary creature or type of hobgoblin comparable to the bogeyman, bogey, bugaboo, and other creatures of folklore, all of which were historically used in some cultures to frighten disobedient children.[1] Its name is derived from a Middle English word "bugge" (a frightening thing), or perhaps the old Welsh word bwg (evil spirit or goblin), [2] or old Scots "bogill" (goblin), and has cognates in German "b�gge" or "b�ggel-mann" (goblin), and most probably also English "bugaboo" and "bogey-man". In medieval England, the Bugbear was depicted as a creepy bear that lurked in the woods to scare children; it was described in this manner in an English translation of a 1565 Italian play The Buggbear.[2] Yes but we don't play Medieval England Online, so I'll stick with the D&D sourcebooks on this.

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Bahgoon Stormreaver Piker Offline Get off my lawn! Posts: 666 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2011	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #37 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:50pm	Print Post
	Maxwell Edison wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:42pm: Yes but we don't play Medieval England Online, so I'll stick with the D&D sourcebooks on this. Wait, you mean we're not . . . You know, things make a lot more sense now.

	The various modes of worship which prevailed in the Roman world were all considered by the people as equally true; by the philosopher as equally false; and by the magistrate as equally useful. - Edward Gibbon
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scraap Ex Member	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #38 - Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:51pm	Print Post
	Hey now, in fairness, anything but beating it with a raging hard-on fueled by popping arcane and divine pills is clearly OP.


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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #39 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 12:55am	Print Post
	Maxwell Edison wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:42pm: Yes but we don't play Medieval England Online, so I'll stick with the D&D sourcebooks on this. Have you told Elminster this?

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Inferno346 Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 9 Joined: Oct 31^st, 2010	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #40 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 1:05am	Print Post
	This is not entirely without precedent in dnd.� The Fiend Folio had this monster: http://creaturecatalog.enworld.org/converted/plant/yellow_musk_creeper_and_zombi... Of note: "The zombie can move up to 100 feet from the creeper. Yellow musk zombies are not undead and cannot be turned or controlled. � �Plant: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and polymorphing. Not subject to critical hits. Plants have low-light vision."


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Glenalth Puppy Farmer Offline Not banned, just bored Posts: 1602 Location: Albuquerque Joined: Sep 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #41 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 3:19am	Print Post
	Inferno346 wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 1:05am: This is not entirely without precedent in dnd.� The Fiend Folio had this monster: http://creaturecatalog.enworld.org/converted/plant/yellow_musk_creeper_and_zombi... Of note: "The zombie can move up to 100 feet from the creeper. Yellow musk zombies are not undead and cannot be turned or controlled. � �Plant: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and polymorphing. Not subject to critical hits. Plants have low-light vision." Considering that what we have in game are Red Musk Zombies and there are red musk clouds that damage Int, I think it fits right in.


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aDifferentHandle Abbot Raider Offline omg, that's the funky shit Posts: 996 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #42 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 4:10am	Print Post
	Goaticorn wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 4:54pm: Oh leave poor Shade alone.� We are all aware that any casters in his parties are just there to Crutch it!!!� Quit being such a meanypants. Does Shade get a special fare for rimming? Mr Poop wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 8:03pm: Damn, I always thought the "Axer Package" was in reference to something more...� private. http://ddowiki.com/page/Glossary#A
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	That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on.
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Zhalian Dragon Raider Offline Drama is best served fresh. Posts: 280 Joined: Feb 23^rd, 2012 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #43 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 7:32am	Print Post
	Given how much of the D&D lore was stolen from other mythos looking at other sources of data isn't a bad idea.

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Jaxx Fleet Admiral Offline Posts: 1003 Joined: Aug 8^th, 2009	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #44 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 7:40am	Print Post
	Osharan Tregarth wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 7:41pm: And type 900 works per minute! While cunting!


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Bill Z Bubb Boobies Controller Offline I only know three chords! Posts: 1238 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2012	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #45 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 9:51am	Print Post
	aDifferentHandle wrote on Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 4:10am: http://ddowiki.com/page/Glossary#A Now that is funny!

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cdr Horoluth Raider Offline sleetstormer Posts: 2813 Joined: Dec 29^th, 2011	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #46 - Aug 23^rd, 2012 at 10:03am	Print Post
	That's why I love wikis. Shade must be taking some damage these days... I can't imagine him casting his own displace.


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sephiroth1084 Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 71 Joined: Feb 25^th, 2010	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #47 - Aug 24^th, 2012 at 12:31am	Print Post
	To be fair, Turbine aren't the ones that came up with this. It was Wizards of the Coast. Yellow Musk Zombies (plant zombies made from Yellow Musk Creepers) are from the Monster Manual (3, 4 or 5...can't recall which). And I think they got ported over to Pathfinder as well. As someone who has used these in a game he has DMed all I can say is that it can be difficult to put together an interesting variety of plant creatures for an adventure that really emphasizes the theme, so you sometimes have to turn to crap like that. Also, plant zombies have shown up in other places, too, like Mass Effect:


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QuantumFX Shroud Slacker Offline Now back to the GOOD part! Posts: 1170 Joined: Nov 15^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #48 - Aug 24^th, 2012 at 1:29am	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Aug 22^nd, 2012 at 11:17pm: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugbear A bugbear is a legendary creature or type of hobgoblin comparable to the bogeyman, bogey, bugaboo, and other creatures of folklore, all of which were historically used in some cultures to frighten disobedient children.[1] Its name is derived from a Middle English word "bugge" (a frightening thing), or perhaps the old Welsh word bwg (evil spirit or goblin), [2] or old Scots "bogill" (goblin), and has cognates in German "b�gge" or "b�ggel-mann" (goblin), and most probably also English "bugaboo" and "bogey-man". In medieval England, the Bugbear was depicted as a creepy bear that lurked in the woods to scare children; it was described in this manner in an English translation of a 1565 Italian play The Buggbear.[2] So, bugbears are the pre-internet version of Pedobear?


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Sisster Waterworks Kobold Offline Like Ya!! Posts: 112 Location: Rhode Island Joined: Jul 20^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Plant Zombie= fail Reply #49 - Aug 24^th, 2012 at 2:07am	Print Post
	QuantumFX wrote on Aug 24^th, 2012 at 1:29am: So, bugbears are the pre-internet version of Pedobear? lol


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