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deathtouch Waterworks Kobold Offline Lay back and think of England. Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 25^th, 2010	Easiest way to get banned? Aug 26^th, 2012 at 10:16pm	Print Post
	I am normally a lurker. However, I have decided to go out in style from DDO. Suggestions as the easiest way to get banned?

	Did you betry us? Did you betry ME? - Kerr Avon.
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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #1 - Aug 26^th, 2012 at 10:20pm	Print Post
	Easy or Stylish? Banned from game or forum? Temporary or permanent? Whatever you decide, please wait until Tuesday so everyone has a chance to read and reply while they're at work.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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deathtouch Waterworks Kobold Offline Lay back and think of England. Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 25^th, 2010	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #2 - Aug 26^th, 2012 at 10:22pm	Print Post
	I am open to suggestions. Make me your puppet. Everything that you wanted to do but did not fancy the repercussions. I will do it!

	Did you betry us? Did you betry ME? - Kerr Avon.
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green00_00 Butterface Offline DDO Vault Failure Posts: 555 Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #3 - Aug 26^th, 2012 at 10:41pm	Print Post
	post porn.

	[Color=red][Size=6][b][center]But you'll notice, not butterdick[\center][\b][\Size][\color] Apparently I cannot figure out signatures.
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AtomicMew Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2073 Joined: Jan 12^th, 2011	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #4 - Aug 26^th, 2012 at 10:57pm	Print Post
	Not just any porn, mind you.� It has to be extreme.� Maybe even gawna-extreme.�


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Inkblack Puppy Farmer Vault WDA Offline _,\|,, Posts: 1553 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #5 - Aug 26^th, 2012 at 11:08pm	Print Post
	Fair warning: if your username here is the same as there, they will put you on moderated status if they think you are going to do something spectacular. Or they'll set things up so they get notification when you post.


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deathtouch Waterworks Kobold Offline Lay back and think of England. Posts: 187 Joined: Jan 25^th, 2010	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #6 - Aug 26^th, 2012 at 11:24pm	Print Post
	I have several troll accounts also And I don't think anything could be worse then Gawna Porn...

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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #7 - Aug 26^th, 2012 at 11:59pm	Print Post
	Insult a vaultie on the forums. Call them out and rip them to shreds. For bonus points, detail their furry sexual exploits with Feather of the Sun. These should involve some kind of weird pony play. I nominate Gawna, as long as she's pulling Feather's carriage.


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wujoh Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #8 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 12:12am	Print Post
	gay crazydamage porn


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popejubal Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline fnord Posts: 6364 Location: Argo Joined: Aug 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #9 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 12:20am	Print Post
	I think that the easiest way to get banned is just to repeatedly post accurate descriptions of Turbine's quality control.

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InVinoVeritas Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 29 Joined: Jul 25^th, 2012	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #10 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 12:47am	Print Post
	popejubal wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 12:20am: I think that the easiest way to get banned is just to repeatedly post accurate descriptions of Turbine's quality control. That's no fun, of course.


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #11 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 1:04am	Print Post
	How long was Shade's ban? If you want a permanent ban, you'll have to go big and be unambiguous in your intent. Use this forum's rules as a starting point. Read the other forum's Community Guidelines and use that as a list of things to do. Prepare a couple different posts with enticing titles in advance so you may submit them all at about the same time.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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wujoh Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #12 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 1:43am	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 1:04am: How long was Shade's ban? If you want a permanent ban, you'll have to go big and be unambiguous in your intent. Use this forum's rules as a starting point. Read the other forum's Community Guidelines and use that as a list of things to do. Prepare a couple different posts with enticing titles in advance so you may submit them all at about the same time. shade has gotten banned before?


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Huginn Korthos Resident Offline Oachkatzlschwoaf Posts: 31 Joined: Apr 23^rd, 2012	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #13 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 1:55am	Print Post
	deathtouch wrote on Aug 26^th, 2012 at 10:16pm: I am normally a lurker. However, I have decided to go out in style from DDO. Suggestions as the easiest way to get banned? You could try to post about this in the open forum. If this ain't enough, then make a thread proclaiming you are interested in seeking developers who are willing to reverse the DDO network protocol. That should get you banned for life.
	« Last Edit: Aug 27^th, 2012 at 1:55am by Huginn »

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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #14 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:05am	Print Post
	Make a post telling Tolero that you will not pay child support, and WTF is that rash she gave you?

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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cdr Horoluth Raider Offline sleetstormer Posts: 2813 Joined: Dec 29^th, 2011	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #15 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:08am	Print Post
	Spam links to the Vault. Or even obliquely refer to it.
	« Last Edit: Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:08am by cdr »

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Azog Ex Member	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #16 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:08am	Print Post
	stainer wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:05am: Make a post telling Tolero that you will not pay child support, and WTF is that rash she gave you? You mean, somebody should asume... a person, voluntarily... had sexual intercourse... with Tolero...?


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substrate Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 263 Location: shithole city Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	re: Reply #17 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:28am	Print Post
	Whatever you end up doing, make sure that you post to all of the subforums at the same time. Nothing says ban me like taking up the first 2 pages of New Posts


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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #18 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:43am	Print Post
	Go to Twitter and post ads for the Vault in the #DDO channel under a user ID that matches your DDO forums one. That's just to piss them off. Then wait a day or two, then post it on the main boards.

	Troll account, please ignore
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Azog Ex Member	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #19 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:53am	Print Post
	whothefuckami wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:43am: Go to Twitter and post ads for the Vault in the #DDO channel under a user ID that matches your DDO forums one. That's just to piss them off. Then wait a day or two, then post it on the main boards. That is elegant. I like it.


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9984 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #20 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 3:08am	Print Post
	wujoh wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 1:43am: shade has gotten banned before? http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1328026461 http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1337715203

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Calvet Puppy Farmer Offline I take stroke pills! Posts: 1497 Location: United Kingdom Joined: Dec 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #21 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 3:57am	Print Post
	Pretty sure that using some of Rodraks findings here on the official forums would get things moving quickly.

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Smrti VoD Slasher Offline I Am Fooling No One Posts: 1920 Location: Denver Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #22 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 6:27am	Print Post
	Calvet wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 3:57am: Pretty sure that using some of Rodraks findings here on the official forums would get things moving quickly. The fact that he has already been banned for it would put me off posting it personally. Oh wait, he doesn't even play anymore. Carry on. Also, explicatives posted about willy nilly with racial slurs and direct namings of devs/mods is an easy way out.

	Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 9:41pm: All hail Smrti. Felgor wrote on Sep 11^th, 2012 at 11:18pm: Fuck Australia. rev Jim wrote on Sep 12^th, 2012 at 8:40am: I wish I was a rich black woman sometimes........
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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #23 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 9:01am	Print Post
	Another idea. Post a thread that is seriously useful that people will bookmark like Junts' old Paladin guide was two years ago. Once it has hundreds of followers, edit it to have links to pirated Warner Brothers stuff.

	Troll account, please ignore
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Smrti VoD Slasher Offline I Am Fooling No One Posts: 1920 Location: Denver Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #24 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 9:32am	Print Post
	whothefuckami wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 9:01am: Another idea. Post a thread that is seriously useful that people will bookmark like Junts' old Paladin guide was two years ago. Once it has hundreds of followers, edit it to have links to pirated Warner Brothers stuff. Or porn.

	Munkenmo wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 9:41pm: All hail Smrti. Felgor wrote on Sep 11^th, 2012 at 11:18pm: Fuck Australia. rev Jim wrote on Sep 12^th, 2012 at 8:40am: I wish I was a rich black woman sometimes........
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