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Bill Z Bubb Boobies Controller Offline I only know three chords! Posts: 1238 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2012	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #25 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:14am	Print Post
	Calvet wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 3:57am: Pretty sure that using some of Rodraks findings here on the official forums would get things moving quickly. That's what I was going to suggest but make it sound like you've been able to duplicate the tools he uses to parse the dat files. "Hey Turbine, I've been looking through some of the dat files and have noticed some discrepancies, like why do the Epic Casual raid loot tables have the same loot drop rates as Epic Elite? " And then there's also "I've discovered why Warforged don't benefit from Song of Vigor, it's because you've excluded Constructs.� Just drop that flag and everyone will benefit.� Let me know if there's any more bugs I can help you with."

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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #26 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:29am	Print Post
	deathtouch wrote on Aug 26^th, 2012 at 10:16pm: I am normally a lurker. However, I have decided to go out in style from DDO. Suggestions as the easiest way to get banned? Make a post on the general forums titled : Fuck you Tolero. It worked for me.

	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #27 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:41am	Print Post
	Cripey wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:29am: Make a post on the general forums titled : Fuck you Tolero. It worked for me. Remember to spell it 'fvck' so it gets past the censors. How long did that thread last? You need to be more subtle to be memorable. Maybe a puzzle that claims to be 'secret u16 info' like Eladrin's old riddles but when you crack the code it's just the word fuck 200 times followed by a link to goatse.

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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #28 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:43am	Print Post
	Cripey wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:29am: Make a post on the general forums titled : Fuck you Tolero. It worked for me. Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #29 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:43am	Print Post
	Or post a thread called 'Hey Feather Of Sun, about your items' that has the whole text of Cupcakes in it. Bonus points if it starts serious.

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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9984 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #30 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 11:45am	Print Post
	whothefuckami wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:43am: Or post a thread called 'Hey Feather Of Sun, about your items' that has the whole text of Cupcakes in it. Bonus points if it starts serious. It needs Ponies too...

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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #31 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 11:56am	Print Post
	Deathtooooooooooooooooouch! Are you playing DDO?? /sharktopus


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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #32 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 12:41pm	Print Post
	whothefuckami wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:41am: Remember to spell it 'fvck' so it gets past the censors. How long did that thread last? You need to be more subtle to be memorable. Maybe a puzzle that claims to be 'secret u16 info' like Eladrin's old riddles but when you crack the code it's just the word fuck 200 times followed by a link to goatse. It was up for maybe 20 minutes after my 'lifetime' ban from game.

	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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Cyr Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 248 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2011	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #33 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 1:38pm	Print Post
	Claim to be Sergod and that you just bought your account.


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JC My Little Pony Offline Posts: 3670 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #34 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:25pm	Print Post
	OOOOOOHHHH!!! OH1 OOOH!!! ASK ME ASK ME! I have porn that will get you banned. I have not porn that will get you banned. I can get you immediately banned for life from anything that has anything to do with Turbine or Warner Brothers. Whachyah want!? I can get you all sorts of horrifying crimes against sanity! I'll get you any flavor you want. Disturbing and twisted. Blueberries. Abominations that defy nature. Insane porn that no sound mind could enjoy. Sickening horrors that might require therapy for any innocents caught in the crossfire. Name it.� whothefuckami wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 10:43am: Or post a thread called 'Hey Feather Of Sun, about your items' that has the whole text of Cupcakes in it. Bonus points if it starts serious. Oh no. Way too obvious. Cupcakes starts out very nice and descends into the more and more detailed gore it is known for. Everyone would know what was going on before they got to the good part. You should just make a large thread that looks normal at first and just slip some of the worse lines in the middle on a paragraph in a way that flows smoothly. That way people wont realize until it's too late about the painkiller Pinkie Pie gave Rainbow Dash so that she could stay awake long enough to watch the harvest of the contents of most of her rib cage. Edited: If you want to go the MLP angle cause you want to go after FoS specifically or something don't go with Cupcakes. I love the fic and it deserves the infamy it has but it is way too overdone. Fallout Equestria has a couple good horror scenes with the carnage in the ponyville library and with Little Pip's murder induced nightmares. But what I would recommend the most would be the scene in Project Horizons where Rampage, a pony with an internal soul-jar regeneration talisman that won't let her die no matter how hard she tries, gets captured by insane cannibal raider ponies and turned into a never ending buffet.
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	Alekx wrote on Jun 15^th, 2011 at 11:46pm: Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Ragedancer Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 158 Location: In Game... Joined: Nov 23^rd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #35 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 5:03pm	Print Post
	read the forum rules, and make one epic post that breaks all of them.

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DDONoob Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 247 Joined: May 7^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #36 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 5:11pm	Print Post
	Just post what you think, in no uncertain terms, about their so-called QA department in general, and MajMal specifically. That guy is so full of butthurt you can hardly look sideways at him without getting infractions.


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #37 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 5:27pm	Print Post
	Just curious why you'd want to? If you're a certain type of poster even when you try not to get banned you do. Some others try to get banned and end up with deleted posts and warnings because they are soft. You either have the chutzpah to get it done, or you don't.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #38 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 6:26pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 5:27pm: Just curious why you'd want to? If you're a certain type of poster even when you try not to get banned you do. Some others try to get banned and end up with deleted posts and warnings because they are soft. You either have the chutzpah to get it done, or you don't. Not everyone can be awesome and call Tolero stupid and ugly with such flair!


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #39 - Aug 27^th, 2012 at 6:31pm	Print Post
	The other side of the coin is people who do have the chutzpah to do it, but also the ability to be subtle and fly under the radar. I am not one of those people.


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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #40 - Aug 28^th, 2012 at 8:36am	Print Post
	A how-to guide to fucking sheep. Detailed. For bonus points, dedicate it to New Zealand players and include analysis on which is the best brand of velcro gloves.

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malo Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 31 Joined: Jul 5^th, 2012	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #41 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:41am	Print Post
	JC wrote on Aug 27^th, 2012 at 2:25pm: OOOOOOHHHH!!! OH1 OOOH!!! ASK ME ASK ME! I have porn.... Edited: ... But what I would recommend the most would be the scene in Project Horizons where Rampage, a pony with an internal soul-jar regeneration talisman that won't let her die no matter how hard she tries, gets captured by insane cannibal raider ponies and turned into a never ending buffet. Are you OK? I am thinking not....


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Aranticus Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2110 Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #42 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 1:05am	Print Post
	how about posting reviews for DnD games made by atari?


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Aranticus Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2110 Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #43 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 1:09am	Print Post
	http://atari.com/buy-games/action-adventure-rpg/dungeons-amp-dragons-daggerdale


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #44 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 7:54am	Print Post
	malo wrote on Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:41am: Are you OK?� I am thinking not.... Of course not, he's a fan fic reading brony.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Auran Stormreaver Piker Offline www.drama.yourserver .ok? Posts: 668 Joined: Jan 26^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #45 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 10:32am	Print Post
	Repost the list of mournlands testers on the DDO forums?

	Opinions are like paraplegic circus penguins, no-one likes it when you shove one down their throat.
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #46 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 11:33am	Print Post
	Auran wrote on Aug 29^th, 2012 at 10:32am: Repost the list of mournlands testers on the DDO forums? /win


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JC My Little Pony Offline Posts: 3670 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #47 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:30pm	Print Post
	malo wrote on Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:41am: Are you OK?� I am thinking not.... Fuuuuuuck no! Eladiun wrote on Aug 29^th, 2012 at 7:54am: Of course not, he's a fan fic reading brony. I was cracked before the ponies or the fan-fiction. The fan-fiction just caters to my blood lust perfectly. The creator of FoE: Project Horizons basically said "I'm gonna take everything that was fucked up in Fallout Equestria, throw in the things even she wouldn't touch like rape, torture, ext. and turn the fucked up dial up to eleven. Its brutality makes Epoch and I look quaint. And it's long; longer than the entire combined Harry Potter series. Quote: Rampage lifted her head, looking at Daisy with mad pink eyes.� �I�m going to kill you.� I�m going to kill all of you,� she vowed in agony.� Daisy put one hoof on Rampage�s head, lowered her mouth to her throat, and bit a hole right through her windpipe.� As the hole started to close, she grabbed something purple and pinkish red and pulled hard.� There was a rip and a wheezing scream as Daisy�s head jerked back and forth till Rampages tongue flopped free. It's basically 2200 pages of tongue-ripy-outie goodness. If Epoch were a brony he would love this story. Auran wrote on Aug 29^th, 2012 at 10:32am: Repost the list of mournlands testers on the DDO forums? I like this one. Instead of going out with a bang you will have very lasting effects.
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	Alekx wrote on Jun 15^th, 2011 at 11:46pm: Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #48 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:43pm	Print Post
	JC wrote on Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:30pm: I was cracked before the ponies or the fan-fiction. The fan-fiction just caters to my blood lust perfectly. The creator of FoE: Project Horizons basically said "I'm gonna take everything that was fucked up in Fallout Equestria, throw in the things even she wouldn't touch like rape, torture, ext. and turn the fucked up dial up to eleven. Its brutality makes Epoch and I look quaint. And it's long; longer than the entire combined Harry Potter series. That's really interesting. Pretty sure anyone who enjoys My Little Pony rape should get their Future Serial Killers of America card.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Easiest way to get banned? Reply #49 - Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:51pm	Print Post
	JC wrote on Aug 29^th, 2012 at 12:30pm: I was cracked before the ponies or the fan-fiction. The fan-fiction just caters to my blood lust perfectly. The creator of FoE: Project Horizons basically said "I'm gonna take everything that was fucked up in Fallout Equestria, throw in the things even she wouldn't touch like rape, torture, ext. and turn the fucked up dial up to eleven. Its brutality makes Epoch and I look quaint. And it's long; longer than the entire combined Harry Potter series. It's basically 2200 pages of tongue-ripy-outie goodness. If Epoch were a brony he would love this story. Then what did Epoch say? Was it at dinner? What did you guys eat? Did you do the dishes or did you share? Were there inside jokes? Did you cuddle after?

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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