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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Open letter to Turbine Nov 13^th, 2012 at 5:12am	Print Post
	Dear incompetent fucktards! It has come to my attention that you bloodsucking leeches can't make a single fucking update to the game without breaking a dozen other unrelated things. A bunch of drugged retarded monkeys couldn't fuck up as much shit in a year as you can on a daily basis. Quality of life fixes? How in seven hells does a jumbo billboard that blocks my fucking screen in the middle of combat and obscures 70% of my vision improve my god damn quality of life? If you're not floggin the moron that thought of this idea as we speak you should have you head examined. People that play your game aren't god damn clueless ADD 14 year olds, the majority of the players are literate mature folk and we don't need a fucking kick in the head to figure out what we need to do when we get negative stats. Every update one of you twats manages to think of a new way to make this game more annoying and less enjoyable to play. Why the fuck did you remove poison and disease immunities? Only thing that did was that now we have fugly symbols floating over our heads and annoy us until it goes away. Your incompetence in testing things before it goes live is legendary. Even though people that aren't supposed to be testers are running your broke shit and give you all the details about what you broke and you still manage to overlook fuckups. It's presented to you on a silver platter and you still manage not to fix it. Morons. People that bought MotU were promissed 2 raids. We got a single half-ass broken raid that has every annoying mechanic known in the game world. Not to mention you had people beta test your broken shit on live till you got it right. People that paid money for a finished product and not a broken piece of annoying shit. Where the fuck is the god damn 2nd fucking raid we fucking paid for? Get your shit together Turbine. You have an excellent product with lots of fucking potential. Stop constantly fucking it up you bloody retards. Yours Truly, Anal edit: grammar
	« Last Edit: Nov 13^th, 2012 at 6:48am by NOTdarth »

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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #1 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 5:56am	Print Post
	Shut up and get me popcorn.

	Troll account, please ignore
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kickass Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 137 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #2 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 6:24am	Print Post
	It's spelled 'literate'.


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Dhalgren Big Sexy Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 282 Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2011	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #3 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 6:24am	Print Post
	I feel your pain, but: if you're going to claim to be "litterate mature folk", you should at least spell "literate" correctly. For bonus points, you could try to spell "twats" right, too.


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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #4 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 6:49am	Print Post
	Damn grammar nazi trolls! edited� Suck it.
	« Last Edit: Nov 13^th, 2012 at 6:56am by NOTdarth »

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livefreeordie Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 362 Joined: Nov 21^st, 2011	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #5 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 7:09am	Print Post
	Insanity :doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. You sir are the fucktart that took years to figure this out
	« Last Edit: Nov 13^th, 2012 at 7:09am by livefreeordie »

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Hordo High Rabbi Offline Le Douchebag Posts: 2405 Location: Cordova, Tennessee Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #6 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 8:11am	Print Post
	LOL that is one heckuva letter!

	I am the Rabbi, goo goo g'Jew! Who doesn't <3 Gornn? GORNN II 4:3:17 - For Gornn sent not Hordo into the world to save the party; but that the party through him might be wiped. [QUOTE=404error;4155294]Hordo I don't want to steal you from these forums because your almost an icon here. ;p [/quote]
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stainer Arkat's Bitch Offline Gawna's big sexy crony! Posts: 12345 Location: gawna's nuts Joined: Jan 28^th, 2010 Gender:	Open letter to players Reply #7 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 9:20am	Print Post
	Dear Player, Continue to send money. Suck it, Turbine

	Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons. kmack can drive the tractor. The Vault donates to charity. JDollar wrote on Apr 25^th, 2013 at 4:47pm: Stainer likes tractors
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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #8 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 9:29am	Print Post
	Lol. Someone's not happy. Don't hold back. Tell them how you really feel.


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Mokune Shroud Slacker Offline Gimped Hairless Ape Posts: 1115 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2011	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #9 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 9:48am	Print Post
	LoL. My rage/anger toward the people making decisions for this game is directly proportional to the love I have for D&D. IM ON FUCKING FIRE (and my GW2 Elementalist "Feralthyrtiaq" is level 20 now woot)

	Welcome to your sexually transmitted death sentence served in a shit-machine meat suit.
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JDollar Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Swarthy as fuck Posts: 5380 Location: Uttering "death threats"! Joined: Jun 24^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #10 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 9:51am	Print Post
	What is this pop up ad? I played all day yesterday ... Literally 12 hrs.never had a pop up.

	Quote: J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in. Quote: JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known Quote: SNAP!� Point for the Canadian! notajedi wrote on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:47pm: JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #11 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 10:15am	Print Post
	I'm not sure. I haven't gotten any pop up ads in game either. I played for about 5-6 hours and did not get one. The only real flaws I saw were: 1) My chats (guild or channels) didn't work on Asheras. A log out and log back in cured it. 2) The map in Trial by Fury was jacked up for part of the quest. Might be pre-existing. Never paid much attention before. 3) Some of the mobs had the name "TableNameDIDStringError". They still died quickly.


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Flint Stormreaver Piker Offline I'm a Halfling on the EDGE! Posts: 567 Location: New Jersey or Armpit of the US Joined: Jul 20^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #12 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 10:29am	Print Post
	What people are calling popups are just additional text to windows that previously existed in the game. Like when you get a neg level it added a part about how to get rid of it either by spell or in the store. Also if you mouse over a stat it says to go to the store to get tomes to increase your stats. Nothing really earth shattering to me. But to some it will be an issue.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #13 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 11:49am	Print Post
	Remember that time that Asheras predicted someone would rage after the update? I love that time. Ash, am I winning the lottery this week? Please advise.


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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #14 - Nov 13^th, 2012 at 8:02pm	Print Post
	On behalf of drugged retarded monkeys everywhere, I am offended... Wait...

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #15 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 3:41am	Print Post
	stainer wrote on Nov 13^th, 2012 at 9:20am: Dear Player, Continue to send money. Suck it, Turbine Guess stainer also got butthurt from Turbine taking his money� OnePercenter wrote on Nov 13^th, 2012 at 8:02pm: On behalf of drugged retarded monkeys everywhere, I am offended... Wait... The monkeys got euthanised after the coding experiment for Turbine. They are in a better place now.
	« Last Edit: Nov 14^th, 2012 at 3:43am by NOTdarth »

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arjiwan Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Comedy! Posts: 320 Joined: Nov 17^th, 2011	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #16 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 4:23am	Print Post
	Posts like these makes me want Epoch more. His unadulterated rage. His poetic sadistic nature. It seems like he is not even trying hard. Epoch, please have my babies so that they can blame you.


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Aqualung Ex Member	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #17 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 1:26pm	Print Post
	Just to nitpick a little more, there are 9 Hells and 7 Heavens.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #18 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 1:34pm	Print Post
	OnePercenter wrote on Nov 13^th, 2012 at 8:02pm: On behalf of drugged retarded monkeys everywhere, I am offended...� Wait... Yeah, us drugged retarded monkeys have feelings, too!


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Hordo High Rabbi Offline Le Douchebag Posts: 2405 Location: Cordova, Tennessee Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #19 - Nov 14^th, 2012 at 3:59pm	Print Post
	Quote: Yeah, us drugged retarded monkeys have feelings, too! Who's my little monkey?

	I am the Rabbi, goo goo g'Jew! Who doesn't <3 Gornn? GORNN II 4:3:17 - For Gornn sent not Hordo into the world to save the party; but that the party through him might be wiped. [QUOTE=404error;4155294]Hordo I don't want to steal you from these forums because your almost an icon here. ;p [/quote]
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keyfaker banned by Strake Waterworks Kobold Offline yawn Posts: 145 Joined: Mar 3^rd, 2014	Re: Open letter to Turbine Reply #20 - Feb 1^st, 2016 at 8:21am	Print Post
	Strake aswell


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