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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Haiku thread Dec 3^rd, 2012 at 11:30pm	Print Post
	I'm sick of haikus So many fucking lame poems Where is my shotgun?

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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9441 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #1 - Dec 4^th, 2012 at 12:58am	Print Post
	Knelt in front of me Even your mom seems to want To choke on Gunga

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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crunch Stormreaver Piker Offline Posts: 745 Location: Europe Joined: Mar 20^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #2 - Dec 4^th, 2012 at 5:27am	Print Post
	the ddo vault where the worst scum congregates here I feel at home


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sweez Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 764 Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010	Re: Haiku thread Reply #3 - Dec 4^th, 2012 at 6:14am	Print Post
	Still my fav haiku


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Dr_tank2vich Puppy Farmer Offline I Love Darma! Posts: 1427 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado Joined: Aug 16^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #4 - Dec 4^th, 2012 at 7:10am	Print Post
	Chuggin' mana pot Blasting through the lame content Gotta wait 4 min

	"The court heard that Duffy has Asperger's syndrome and suffers with alcohol problems." Or as we call it here: Mod status.
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Nax0rz Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 58 Location: GMT -4:00 Joined: Oct 30^th, 2011	Re: Haiku thread Reply #5 - Dec 4^th, 2012 at 8:22am	Print Post
	Losing some hit points Better drink a healing pot Doesn't fucking work Cast spell to kill shit Click hotkey, but no spell cast Cooldown anyway Lowbie PUGs Sorc with 40 HP joins Minus ten percent Turbine Black Friday Dafuq, no triple point deal? Damn stingy bastards! I better get back to work -_-


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Aqualung Ex Member	Re: Haiku thread Reply #6 - Dec 4^th, 2012 at 8:41am	Print Post
	Like I give a shit your eyes are brown Unlike Gawnas rosebud


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qwerty1234 Ex Member	Re: Haiku thread Reply #7 - Dec 4^th, 2012 at 9:29am	Print Post



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yesimeanno Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2 Joined: Dec 16^th, 2012	Re: Haiku thread Reply #8 - Dec 16^th, 2012 at 8:00am	Print Post
	They called me a noob, but what the fuck do they know? CON is a dump stat.


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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Haiku thread Reply #9 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 7:57am	Print Post
	Quote: http://literarious.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Fridge-Haiku.png Oh fuck, a T-Rex is a better last line there.

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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: Haiku thread Reply #10 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 9:39am	Print Post
	Nax0rz wrote on Dec 4^th, 2012 at 8:22am: Losing some hit points Better drink a healing pot Doesn't fucking work Cast spell to kill shit Click hotkey, but no spell cast Cooldown anyway Lowbie PUGs Sorc with 40 HP joins Minus ten percent Turbine Black Friday Dafuq, no triple point deal? Damn stingy bastards! I better get back to work -_- Holy crap - /thread Nicely done.


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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #11 - Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 10:03am	Print Post
	I see you standin round town with the girl I love and im like, Haiku I saw this somewhere.
	« Last Edit: Jan 3^rd, 2013 at 10:10am by Cripey »
	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Haiku thread Reply #12 - Jan 7^th, 2013 at 11:55am	Print Post
	Sweez and qwerty made me lol at my desk! I hope Grace comes in to submit some of her haipu.


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GooFY Abbot Raider Offline Just one of those days... Posts: 771 Location: Washington State Joined: Dec 12^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #13 - Jan 7^th, 2013 at 7:09pm	Print Post
	Fucking crashed again Why do I play this shit game? Must be addicted


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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #14 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 3:59am	Print Post
	B Y O H means I'll watch you die a slow death while on my cleric.


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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9441 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #15 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 12:26pm	Print Post
	NOTdarth wrote on Jan 8^th, 2013 at 3:59am: B Y O H means I'll watch you die a slow death while on my cleric. You have a talent. I should have recognized your poetic nature by the name you gave yourself.

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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kmack Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1329 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #16 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 12:53pm	Print Post
	Grace now is falling She didn't talk to the djinn The torq never drops Shroud now is forming Griglok has the star again Gawna will rage quit Children enjoy science Which way on the t again Maxwell seething hate


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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Haiku thread Reply #17 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 12:58pm	Print Post
	kmack wrote on Jan 8^th, 2013 at 12:53pm: Children enjoy science Which way on the t again Maxwell seething hate It's 5-7-5 It is not 6-7-5 You fail at haiku

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kmack Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1329 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #18 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 1:15pm	Print Post
	Maxwell Edison wrote on Jan 8^th, 2013 at 12:58pm: It's 5-7-5 It is not 6-7-5 You fail at haiku I made yours special for science.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: Haiku thread Reply #19 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 1:25pm	Print Post
	WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE? Maxwell Edison My eight babies are teething Is this seat taken?


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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #20 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 1:37pm	Print Post
	Yo gunga dog sup I hear you like cheeseburger girls what what in the butt

	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9441 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #21 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 1:38pm	Print Post
	Cripey wrote on Jan 8^th, 2013 at 1:37pm: Yo gunga dog sup I hear you like cheeseburger girls what what in the butt We clearly have a winner.

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #22 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 2:02pm	Print Post
	kmack wrote on Jan 8^th, 2013 at 12:53pm: Kids enjoy science Which way on the t again Maxwell seething hate Better? Quote: Maxwell Edison My eight babies are teething Is this seat taken? OMG you have no idea how much better this is when you've actually seen the murderous look on his face.

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Maxwell Edison Bailiff Offline HADOUKEN! Posts: 3142 Location: Bologna Joined: Jul 13^th, 2011	Re: Haiku thread Reply #23 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 2:23pm	Print Post
	Quote: WHY DO YOU HATE SCIENCE? Maxwell Edison My eight babies are teething Is this seat taken? What else could I do? They'll never find the bodies. Where'd I leave that axe...

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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Haiku thread Reply #24 - Jan 8^th, 2013 at 2:38pm	Print Post
	Boylston is closer But Chinatown is orange line Let's discuss some more

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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