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kickass Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 137 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011	If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Dec 14^th, 2012 at 3:42am	Print Post
	Id be a greensteel heavy crossbow, because I was an accident.


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Azog Ex Member	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #1 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 4:16am	Print Post
	I would be bloodknuckle�s loincloth Waistband. Dirty, useless and you feel cheated when you meet me.


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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #2 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 4:20am	Print Post
	I find the fact that Bloodknuckle's loincloth doesn't give you a loincloth undies look is just saddening.


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aDifferentHandle Abbot Raider Offline omg, that's the funky shit Posts: 996 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #3 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 4:33am	Print Post
	NOTdarth wrote on Dec 14^th, 2012 at 4:20am: I find the fact that Bloodknuckle's loincloth doesn't give you a loincloth undies look is just saddening. I find Azog just saddening. So it fits, doesn't it? Re: Thread. A potion of Wonder, ofc!

	That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on.
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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9984 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #4 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 4:46am	Print Post
	An Eternal Wand of Cure Light Wounds. Just because you know that the situation is completely fucked up when you have to pull me out of the bag.

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Azog Ex Member	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #5 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 5:16am	Print Post
	aDifferentHandle wrote on Dec 14^th, 2012 at 4:33am: I find Azog just saddening. So it fits, doesn't it? Re: Thread. A potion of Wonder, ofc! But I have one bright point to feel better: Now Rev. Jim is the american dirty, useless loincloth.


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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #6 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 5:25am	Print Post
	Quote: But I have one bright point to feel better: Now Rev. Jim is the american dirty, useless loincloth. This doesn't change the fact that I can't run around the game topless and thus doesn't make me feel any better. Re on the subject: I'd be a featherfalling grease clicky.


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Munkenmo Epic Poster Online Posts: 4343 Location: A land under down under Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #7 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 6:10am	Print Post
	i'd be a docent of underwater action RR halfling umd : 0 Failing that, i'd be a unique set of handwraps since i know epoch would acquire me and punch people in the face with me.
	« Last Edit: Dec 14^th, 2012 at 6:11am by Munkenmo »
	So you want to know about an exploit? PM Epoch For Details. Or, in case you don't already know, OnePercenter controls the Exploits Board. Lastly, if you're truly desperate, Vendui Tells Everyone
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random110 Waterworks Kobold Offline Always lurking.. Posts: 182 Location: Australia Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #8 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 6:48am	Print Post
	Starter rags


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Slug Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1061 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #9 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 8:45am	Print Post
	I'd be a cursed VotM, instead of giving you 5% I cost you 10%.


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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #10 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 8:48am	Print Post
	Slug wrote on Dec 14^th, 2012 at 8:45am: I'd be a cursed VotM, instead of giving you 5% I cost you 10%. You are -10% already.


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Memnir Shroud Slacker Offline A little bit different Posts: 1149 Location: Seattle Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #11 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 10:24am	Print Post
	Murlynd's Spoon. Here to add flavor - but serves no practical purpose.

	To stop a nosebleed: apply pressure To start a nosebleed: apply greater pressure in short, rapid bursts
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Slug Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1061 Joined: Feb 19^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #12 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 11:23am	Print Post
	NOTdarth wrote on Dec 14^th, 2012 at 8:48am: You are -10% already. Was I too subtle?


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #13 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 2:02pm	Print Post
	A vagina.


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JDollar Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Swarthy as fuck Posts: 5380 Location: Uttering "death threats"! Joined: Jun 24^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #14 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 2:08pm	Print Post
	Second equipped uncleansed green steel item

	Quote: J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in. Quote: JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known Quote: SNAP!� Point for the Canadian! notajedi wrote on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:47pm: JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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JDollar Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Swarthy as fuck Posts: 5380 Location: Uttering "death threats"! Joined: Jun 24^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #15 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 2:09pm	Print Post
	Quote: An Epic Elite vagina. Ftfy

	Quote: J$ can take great pride that I think he's too revolting for words and will probably post "gtg cat on fire" if he joins a group I'm in. Quote: JD is easily the most genuinely mean person I've known Quote: SNAP!� Point for the Canadian! notajedi wrote on Mar 14^th, 2013 at 6:47pm: JonnyD has had way better exploits.
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Grace Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5851 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #16 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 3:41pm	Print Post
	Quote: A vagina. I would farm for you.

	JDollar wrote on Apr 10^th, 2013 at 5:25pm: she's Kmack's property Quote: You're obviously important to the community.� And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship. JDollar wrote on Jul 10^th, 2013 at 2:15am: To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Glenalth Puppy Farmer Offline Not banned, just bored Posts: 1602 Location: Albuquerque Joined: Sep 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #17 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 5:27pm	Print Post
	random110 wrote on Dec 14^th, 2012 at 6:48am: Starter rags I crafted on mine to make Bloodrage Rags of Negative Energy Absorption.


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Dhalgren Big Sexy Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 282 Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2011	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #18 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 7:25pm	Print Post
	Glenalth wrote on Dec 14^th, 2012 at 5:27pm: I crafted on mine to make Bloodrage Rags of Negative Energy Absorption. Goddammit. I just discovered the hard way that I cannot, in fact, breathe coffee.


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JC My Little Pony Offline Posts: 3670 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #19 - Dec 14^th, 2012 at 8:08pm	Print Post
	I probably be an anarchic cold iron kama of halfling bane.

	Alekx wrote on Jun 15^th, 2011 at 11:46pm: Fuck you and your political correctness. Eat a big fat conservative homo cock while you gaze at pony pictures with a hose up your ass.
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Dark_Helmet Wielder of the Schwartz Offline I hate you! Posts: 1176 Joined: Feb 14^th, 2010	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #20 - Dec 15^th, 2012 at 12:26am	Print Post
	No matter what I am, I would have the wrong description, not work as advertised, have a bad picture, sold in the store for too much TP, and then be nerfed.


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Aqualung Ex Member	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #21 - Dec 17^th, 2012 at 8:58am	Print Post
	A Bastard sword.


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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	What I would be Reply #22 - Dec 17^th, 2012 at 3:56pm	Print Post
	Hmm...we'll see.
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	Stand on hills of long-forgotten yesterdays... Looking for a sign that the Universal Mind has written you into the Passion Play.
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Hordo High Rabbi Offline Le Douchebag Posts: 2405 Location: Cordova, Tennessee Joined: Jun 30^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #23 - Dec 17^th, 2012 at 4:26pm	Print Post
	I'd be a soulstone, 'natch!

	I am the Rabbi, goo goo g'Jew! Who doesn't <3 Gornn? GORNN II 4:3:17 - For Gornn sent not Hordo into the world to save the party; but that the party through him might be wiped. [QUOTE=404error;4155294]Hordo I don't want to steal you from these forums because your almost an icon here. ;p [/quote]
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Gawna Ex Member	Re: If you were an item in DDO, what would you be? Reply #24 - Dec 17^th, 2012 at 5:13pm	Print Post
	Hordo wrote on Dec 17^th, 2012 at 4:26pm: I'd be a soulstone, 'natch!


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