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There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:13am
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All women are stupid cunts.
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Re: Stuck-in-wall bug analysis/postmortem (?)
Reply #1 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:21am
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Fuck you and your woman-hatred.
  
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Re: Stuck-in-wall bug analysis/postmortem (?)
Reply #2 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:21am
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TL;DR

Something about programming crap...

Hi, welcome.
  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14th, 2014 at 2:02pm:
#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #3 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:27am
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No, make that dumb, dirty cunts.
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Re: Stuck-in-wall bug analysis/postmortem (?)
Reply #4 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:34am
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Everything you had to say is completely obscured by your offensive chauvinism. Did a smarter than thou woman reject you at some point?

After those comments, I'm pretty sure even dumb ones will see through you at this point.


Regardless, fuck you. and fuck your ignorant, incorrect, and laughable stereotyping of women.




  
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #5 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:38am
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You all want to fuck me so bad, my pure sexiness must just ooze out your screen all the way through the intarwebz! You're just jealous you didn't call it.

I'm too sexy for my post!



Such fun!  Grin
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #6 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:44am
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Where the hell did they steal the guitar "solo" in that song from anywaw? Obviously not original, I know it from somewhere just can't remember where...

Ahhhh:
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The song samples the guitar riff from Jimi Hendrix's 1967 song "Third Stone From the Sun".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Too_Sexy

Must go listen to Jimi now.  Cool

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Reply #7 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 10:58am
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I think I struck a "chord". Nothing gets people's ire up like "an inconvenient truth".  Wink

Quote:
Although your world wonders me,
With your majestic and superior cackling hen
Your people I do not understand,
So to you I shall put an end
And you'll
Never hear
Surf music again


Tell it Jimi! Fuck yeah!  Cool
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Re: Stuck-in-wall bug analysis/postmortem (?)
Reply #8 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 11:13am
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Of all the dumbass noobs we get here, the sexist ones are my favorites.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Reply #9 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 11:22am
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C - Developed by Dennis Ritchie
C++ - Developed by Bjarne Stroustrup

Barney & Friends - Created by Sheryl Leach


You'd think you people would be harder to troll. Bwahaha!  Grin
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Reply #10 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 11:39am
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You'd think you people would be harder to troll. Bwahaha!  Grin

Were you trolling? I didn't notice, as all I saw was a loudmouth displaying his ignorance and sexism. Do you have mummy issues?
  

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Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Re: Stuck-in-wall bug analysis/postmortem (?)
Reply #11 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 11:49am
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Being new, I don't think you realize that we see the following pattern at least once a month:

1. New poster posts something moronic.
2. Vaulties call him/her out on it.
3. New poster tries to justify it.
4. Vaulties continue to point out jackassery.
5. New poster pretends criticism doesn't matter at all.
6. Vaulties tell new poster s/he is a fucktard.
7. New poster then claims trolling.

You're not even an original idiot.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #12 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:06pm
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*sniff* I'm so hurt.  Wink I started with a point and quickly moved to trolling, based on response; your analysis fails.

What next? Turbine apologism?

Don't let me interrupt your superior psychoanalysis skills!

P.S. Why does it hurt when I pee?
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Re: Stuck-in-wall bug analysis/postmortem (?)
Reply #13 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:08pm
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Grace wrote on Dec 16th, 2012 at 11:49am:
Being new, I don't think you realize that we see the following pattern at least once a month:

1. New poster posts something moronic.
2. Vaulties call him/her out on it.
3. New poster tries to justify it.
4. Vaulties continue to point out jackassery.
5. New poster pretends criticism doesn't matter at all.
6. Vaulties tell new poster s/he is a fucktard.
7. New poster then claims trolling.

You're not even an original idiot.


/sits back and watches the show as he steps into Grace's wheelhouse...  Please don't make it quick...
  

Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14th, 2014 at 2:02pm:
#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #14 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:16pm
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So, in this wheelhouse, can you tell me: Why does it hurt when I pee?

  
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #15 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:22pm
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So, in this wheelhouse, can you tell me: Why does it hurt when I pee?


It is the Herpaderpie sores...
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Feynman wrote on Jan 20th, 2015 at 4:57pm:
One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before.


IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11th, 2014 at 6:12pm:
It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor.

IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15th, 2014 at 4:56pm:
You were right this time, OnePercenter. 


iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14th, 2014 at 2:02pm:
#bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #16 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:25pm
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8. New poster edits own posts.

You're right on schedule.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Reply #17 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:26pm
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/YAWN
  

stainer wrote on Oct 5th, 2011 at 1:29pm:
Everyday that you aren't banned, is a borrowed day.


Grace wrote on Dec 2nd, 2012 at 8:31pm:
Well, you're a godless heathen, anyway. I would totally wear my rape whistle around you.
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #18 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:26pm
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All women are stupid cunts.

Chai? That you?
  

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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #19 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:28pm
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Hordo wrote on Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:26pm:
Chai? That you?



Too articulate to be Chai.
  

"The court heard that Duffy has Asperger's syndrome and suffers with alcohol problems."

Or as we call it here: Mod status.
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #20 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:28pm
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Hordo wrote on Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:26pm:
Chai? That you?



Smiley Smiley SmileyTM Gornn

I was going to ask but you beat me to it. Grin
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stainer wrote on Oct 5th, 2011 at 1:29pm:
Everyday that you aren't banned, is a borrowed day.


Grace wrote on Dec 2nd, 2012 at 8:31pm:
Well, you're a godless heathen, anyway. I would totally wear my rape whistle around you.
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Reply #21 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:36pm
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Not Chai.
  
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #22 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 1:11pm
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Inkblack wrote on Dec 16th, 2012 at 12:36pm:
Not Chai.


Sure sounded like Chai.
  

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Reply #23 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 1:43pm
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Fresh brain! Never been used! Only 3 FRD's! See 'tater for details.
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Re: There is shit stuck to the hair on my ass!
Reply #24 - Dec 16th, 2012 at 2:23pm
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*shrug*

9) New Poster erns Herpaderp Flag
10) New Poster gets Postcount = 0 hardcoded.

( to complete Grace list )

  

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