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Reply #100 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:25am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:01am:
I figured you would be more concerned with your little chillens future sad lives. The statistical evidence doesn't line up well for them. As a person that works in the social services field I can attest to that first hand. I don't think you will get that kind of feedback from your current partner, as it is well established she is pretty self centered.

Is he dating Grace or something? I mustn't be lurking here often enough if I missed that.
  

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Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #101 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:26am
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Kimberlite wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:25am:
Is he dating Grace or something? I mustn't be lurking here often enough if I missed that.


I think that is what he has been inferring.
  

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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #102 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:29am
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We had 24 hours of unplanned downtime once and only once. It took a series of errors involving a backhoe and a fiber optic bundle, concurrent with corruption in several tables with millions of records, a hardware failure during restoration of the corrupted tables, and then the need to rebuild some indexes and fix grants. Even that took out only one part of our system.
  

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Reply #103 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:30am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:26am:
I think that is what he has been inferring.

I blame the cold up here. It slows down the blood flow. I get less going to my extremities - like my brain, it appears.
  

Memnir wrote on Jun 14th, 2013 at 10:59am:
Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #104 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:31am
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Kimberlite wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:30am:
I blame the cold up here. It slows down the blood flow. I get less going to my extremities - like my brain, it appears.


J$ caught on, but he likes tractors. Refined, intelligent people like tractors.
  

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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #105 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:36am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:26am:
I think that is what he has been inferring.



  

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Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #106 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:50am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:31am:
J$ caught on, but he likes tractors. Refined, intelligent people like tractors.


Is that how I knew too? Because tractors?
  
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Reply #107 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:54am
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Eladiun wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 9:06am:
there hasn't been accountability at Turbine in a long time.

And this ladies and gentlemen is the heart of the issue.
  
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #108 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:54am
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rest wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:50am:
Is that how I knew too? Because tractors?


Maybe. DO LOVE TRACTORS AND BEER AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE SUNLIGHT AND PUPPIES?

I actually wrote "I love you more than I love tractors and beer" on my wife's Valentines day card. I am a keeper.
  

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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #109 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:59am
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kmack wrote on Feb 8th, 2013 at 9:37am:
she should not feel threatened by my relationship with Grace.


You guys make mensa proud. Figuring out things which aren't secrets and all.
  
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Reply #110 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:04am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:54am:
Maybe. DO LOVE TRACTORS AND BEER AS MUCH AS YOU LOVE SUNLIGHT AND PUPPIES?

I actually wrote "I love you more than I love tractors and beer" on my wife's Valentines day card. I am a keeper.


I do love beer. And I grew up driving tractors.
  
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #111 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:07am
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rest wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:04am:
I do love beer. And I grew up driving tractors.


OMG

That is it. I am making Strakeln give us a "Tractors Only" forum for the cool kids to hang out in.
  

Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons.
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #112 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:11am
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kmack wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 10:59am:
You guys make mensa proud. Figuring out things which aren't secrets and all.


iro·ny noun \ˈī-rə-nē also ˈī(-ə)r-nē\

Examples of IRONY - inferring you date Grace and then calling out someone else on intellect.

  

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Hordo wrote on Nov 21st, 2012 at 8:07am:
EDIT: BTW I love your post.  It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit.


majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

Assholes.
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #113 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:12am
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Cripey wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:11am:
iro·ny noun \ˈī-rə-nē also ˈī(-ə)r-nē\

Examples of IRONY - inferring you date Grace and then calling out someone else on intellect.



OMG THAT WAS GOOD! DO YOU HAVE A TRACTOR TOO?
  

Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons.
kmack can drive the tractor.
The Vault donates to charity.
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Reply #114 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:13am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:12am:
OMG THAT WAS GOOD! DO YOU HAVE A TRACTOR TOO?



No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
  

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Hordo wrote on Nov 21st, 2012 at 8:07am:
EDIT: BTW I love your post.  It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit.


majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

Assholes.
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Reply #115 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:14am
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Cripey wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:13am:
No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.


You should consider getting a tractor, or at least a big riding lawn mower. You are obviously worthy.
  

Nilazgrc: For all those familiar with loreseekers/sentinels.... Dont run with Stainer.... Guy is a tool. Black list his toons.
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The Vault donates to charity.
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Reply #116 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:16am
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UPDATE 11:08 AM Eastern: We are continuing our maintenance efforts. At this time we do not have an ETA on when the game servers will be available, but rest assured we are working quickly to complete our work.

REST ASSURED.
  
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Reply #117 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:18am
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Carpone wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:16am:
UPDATE 11:08 AM Eastern: We are continuing our maintenance efforts. At this time we do not have an ETA on when the game servers will be available, but rest assured we are working quickly to complete our work.

REST ASSURED.


I soo thought of making a new forum account called ARENANET and making a post titled "Game servers down? Check this out" and linking GW2.

Can't make new accounts during the billing upgrade it seems  Angry
  

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EDIT: BTW I love your post.  It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit.


majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

Assholes.
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Reply #118 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:30am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:12am:
OMG THAT WAS GOOD! DO YOU HAVE A TRACTOR TOO?

Can I still be on the hay ride list?

Also, we're still using an old ass version of GP and no one in this bitch paid for any extra add ons and so it fucking does nothing.  WHY DO PURCHASE ORDERS TAKE SO LONG TO MAKE IN THIS ASSFUCK WHY DO YOU HATE GAWNA

Also, in my divorce, the only 2 options were irreconcilable differences or incurable insanity.  I asked if there was an option for irreconcilable herpes because I thought that was hilar.  My ex husband laughed and the lady did not.  Sad times.

Also, I'm cheating on Strakeln with stainer.  DON'T TELL, OK?
  
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Reply #119 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:31am
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Carpone wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:16am:
UPDATE 11:08 AM Eastern: We are continuing our maintenance efforts. At this time we do not have an ETA on when the game servers will be available, but rest assured we are working quickly to complete our work.

REST ASSURED.


I didn't assure ANYTHING. SLANDEROUS LIES!
  
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Reply #120 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:32am
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Also, I'm cheating on Strakeln with stainer.  DON'T TELL, OK?


I was cheating on my right hand with my left hand, but secretly thinking about my foot. Is that bad?
  

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Reply #121 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:33am
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stainer wrote on Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:32am:
I was cheating on my right hand with my left hand, but secretly thinking about my foot. Is that bad?

Did you sit on your hand until it fell asleep so that it felt like someone else?
  
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Reply #122 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:33am
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Smiley Smiley
  
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Reply #123 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:34am
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Do you still have that pic of mah nuts I sent you?
  

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Reply #124 - Feb 15th, 2013 at 11:34am
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Then I cheated on stainer with rest when we were Vault Valentine's!  I AM THE VAULT BICYCLE
  
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