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Bacon spam
Feb 20th, 2013 at 4:44pm
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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #1 - Feb 20th, 2013 at 11:57pm
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Go on...
  

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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #2 - Feb 21st, 2013 at 10:48am
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It is from those wee tiny nickel sized pygmy pigs that Hormel harvests the bacon from for this Spam product. I am sure there is a very hi-tech process for this, miniature farms no bigger than a conference room, tiny little smokehouses to hang the pork belly in and I am sure a fine laser guided slicing mechanism to slice the end product into the microscopic strips of bacon seen here. I am assuming there is bacon in the meat product, there are some dark flecks, but those could just be some other part of the pig that got ground up.
  

                                                                      
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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #3 - Feb 21st, 2013 at 3:32pm
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Bacon spam is my favorite kind of spam
  
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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #4 - Feb 21st, 2013 at 10:11pm
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It's not as good as regular spam.
  

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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #5 - Feb 23rd, 2013 at 9:37pm
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Mmmmm bacon and spam. Fry it up and its the sure fire way to die happy.
  

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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #6 - Mar 5th, 2013 at 10:06pm
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You had me at Hormel.
  

 
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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #7 - Mar 15th, 2013 at 10:38am
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I prefer these over Bacon Spam.  You can thank me later/
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Reply #8 - Mar 15th, 2013 at 11:26am
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I put the whore in Hormel.
  
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Re: Bacon spam
Reply #9 - Mar 16th, 2013 at 12:19am
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You also put the hole in whole enchilada.
  

            
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