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This explains a lot
Mar 11th, 2013 at 2:25pm
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Now, I don't dislike Eladrin; but my god, man... this is why Live is such a basket case!

http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=4938206&postcount=60

Get on live (the production one) and frakkin' play a while!

You would  see that it looks NOTHING like your non-prod copy.  If it did, maybe things would be getting fixed that really need it instead of dumb shit like the notch in the chat window.

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Reply #1 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:11pm
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It saddens me that when a developer that isn't feather of cunt (yeah, he earned it) actually reaches out he gets bashed into oblivion by the Armchair Developer Union (TM).

He's trying to get information to fix it, and his reasons to not use the environment on live unless absolutely necessary are sound.
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Reply #2 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:11pm
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I don't understand why he can't sing into live just to throw a wail and see it not working, that doesn't make any sense.
  
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I'd guess just seeing the bug isn't enough to track which fens mushroom is bugged.
  
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Reply #4 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:14pm
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What would he sing to find out if wail wasn't working?
  

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Reply #5 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:27pm
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I'm not saying he shouldn't use the test environment; I am saying he should see what's really happening on live.  And that goes for all of them.  Don't rely solely upon their test environment being the same as production... they are NEVER the same as production.
  
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Reply #6 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:34pm
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Bigjunk wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:11pm:
I don't understand why he can't sing into live just to throw a wail and see it not working, that doesn't make any sense.


And associate with the riff raff? Pffft
  

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Reply #7 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:49pm
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It saddens me that when a developer that isn't feather of cunt (yeah, he earned it) actually reaches out he gets bashed into oblivion by the Armchair Developer Union (TM).

He's trying to get information to fix it, and his reasons to not use the environment on live unless absolutely necessary are sound.


Honestly, as a developer what he said is retarded.  He's been part of this game for as long as I can remember for him to say on my totally custom code base that doesn't even resemble the code on live I can't reproduce the issue is asinine.    Now, the fact that they don't have at least a shared test platform that is set to the live code base shows how disorganized and incompetent this team is.
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I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Has the "casting a hold spell on certain creatures crashes everyone's client" bug made the official noticed list yet?
  

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I think they wanted to fix that one ^ in the last hotfix. still happening?
  
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Reply #10 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 4:08pm
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I'd expect no less from the DDO Devs at this point.
Very little of their desperate grasping at mediocrity surprises or infuriates me any more.

"Must be Adequate - no more/no less." seems like a prerequisite of being hired.
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 3:57pm:
Has the "casting a hold spell on certain creatures crashes everyone's client" bug made the official noticed list yet? 


And ruin one of my favorite pug griefing mechanics?
  
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Allo wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 4:05pm:
I think they wanted to fix that one ^ in the last hotfix. still happening?


Ya, we got crashed out last night in Belly of the beast after the wizard cast a hold spell at a worm.
  

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Bigjunk wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 4:22pm:
And ruin one of my favorite pug griefing mechanics?


Does it still happen if you cast hold at the Dracolich in FoT?
  

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Reply #14 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 4:37pm
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Memnir wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 4:08pm:
"Must be Adequate - no more/no less." seems like a prerequisite of being hired.


"Must be Adequate" may be a prerequisite for being hired, but Turbine's corporate culture apparently tolerates much less once they have an employee badge.
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Armchair Developer Union (TM).


Damn, the only other person who I have ever seen use that phrase is Chai.
  

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Reply #16 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 4:56pm
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It saddens me that when a developer that isn't feather of cunt (yeah, he earned it) actually reaches out he gets bashed into oblivion by the Armchair Developer Union (TM).

He's trying to get information to fix it, and his reasons to not use the environment on live unless absolutely necessary are sound.


I respect the hell outta the guy, but man, not having a debug environment that mirrors live as a reflex action is... Jesus H Christ on a crutch... ithurts.
  
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I have no fucking idea about coding (ok, I have no fucking idea about other things too), but it seems to me totally illogical not to be able to use all the tools on the live servers. As Von Molkte said, no battle plan survives contact with the enemy.
  
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Reply #18 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:02pm
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The way Eladrin explained it is awful.  The concept is sound.  You do not run diagnostics on production.  You do have a testing platform that is identical to live for the purpose of reproducing bugs and isolating.  Also used for stress testing. 

Anyone thinking that a dev should "pop onto live", fire up their diagnostics and logging and test out some bugs is asking for major lag, amongst other things, and probably doesn't have any idea what they are talking about.  I would fire a developer for running such on a production blade with paying clients.  Now, where I work, we have the ability to redirect customers to other blades and run tests on the environment that the error was reported on in addition to our testing blades/virtuals, but no well designed evironment includes "popping onto live" and firing off diagnostics.

All the above said, the idea would be stupid in my environment, but that may or may not be the case for Turbine.  We make a TON of assumptions as players about how they have things designed and architected and what their procedures are and it is very easy to pass judgement based on our assumptions.  But really, we are uninformed as to what their configuration is, testing options and procedures are, and whether they are well designed, implemented or utilized.

Of course, there is one thing we CAN evaluate.  The results, in terms of mean number of failures per release and mean time to repair, are shockingly poor and indicate either poor architecture or poor procedures, or both.  Probably combined with poor execution by the team for the triple play of software.
  
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Reply #19 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:12pm
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Osharan Tregarth wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 4:25pm:
Does it still happen if you cast hold at the Dracolich in FoT?


Any dracolich. Had it happen in the portal opens as well.
  
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Asheras wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:02pm:
Anyone thinking that a dev should "pop onto live", fire up their diagnostics and logging and test out some bugs is asking for major lag, amongst other things, and probably doesn't have any idea what they are talking about.  I would fire a developer for running such on a production blade with paying clients.  Now, where I work, we have the ability to redirect customers to other blades and run tests on the environment that the error was reported on in addition to our testing blades/virtuals, but no well designed evironment includes "popping onto live" and firing off diagnostics.



There has to be a way to connect the developers to what is what is broke, and what isn't broke. From what I experienced when I played, and from what I have read here is there is no clear way for them to figure out what is wrong. The same problems are reported, and ignored. Where is the disconnect?
  

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Reply #21 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:34pm
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1) it's apparently 'dracolitch' now
2) i never suggested any dignostic tools other than eyes be used on prod
3) lol @ chai FUD!
  
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karatekid wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 5:34pm:
1) it's apparently 'dracolitch' now
2) i never suggested any dignostic tools other than eyes be used on prod
3) lol @ chai FUD!


okay, then if they just look at the bug what does that do?

with no diagnostic tools it is impossible to fix.
  

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Reply #23 - Mar 11th, 2013 at 7:31pm
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kierg10 wrote on Mar 11th, 2013 at 6:48pm:
okay, then if they just look at the bug what does that do?


currently, they look at reported bugs on a non-live build. When they determine that everything is WAI, since it isnt broken on their internal testing build that doesnt match lamma or live, they discard the reports and go on lunch. been this way forever with turbine.

deal with incompetent coders or find another game, it will only get worse till WB dissolves turbine into their gaming division. then it wont matter  Cheesy
  
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Please don't take development tips from someone who is too dumb to run Shroud.
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