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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	If GW2 were written by Turbine Apr 11^th, 2013 at 9:45am	Print Post
	I find myself thinking things like this every once in a while when playing GW2. The "Morgan's Orchid" jumping puzzle would make you drop the orchid with no warning message any time you fell off, and physics would recalc half-way through every jump.


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Bill Z Bubb Boobies Controller Offline I only know three chords! Posts: 1238 Joined: Jul 2^nd, 2012	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #1 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 10:40am	Print Post
	Jumping puzzles are from the devil.

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Luxgolg Shroud Slacker Offline So many bugs Posts: 1221 Location: Over there Joined: Oct 2^nd, 2012 Gender:	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #2 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 10:58am	Print Post
	Like the puzzles in the shroud.

	Frog on all servers, but Cannith is home.
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Gawna Ex Member	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #3 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 11:06am	Print Post
	I LOVE the jumping puzzles in GW2! Mostly because their physics engine isn't totally fucking borked with invisible walls and invisible barriers around everything. You can even swap equipment halfway up and not end up in Argonnessen rubber banding back to Korthos.


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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #4 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:12pm	Print Post
	Luxgolg wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 10:58am: Like the puzzles in the shroud. LOL, has anyone told you lately "fuck you"?


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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #5 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:13pm	Print Post
	Quote: because their physics engine isn't totally fucking borked with invisible walls and invisible barriers around everything. QFT. I am STILL struggling with the no jump-casting thing, tho.


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Gawna Ex Member	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #6 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:17pm	Print Post
	karatekid wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:13pm: QFT.� I am STILL struggling with the no jump-casting thing, tho. Yeah, that drives me bonkers. But underwater combat! Which isn't just land combat with a bubble and slow run speed. Could you imagine DDO recalculating your weapons and abilities when you jumped in and out of water?


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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #7 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:22pm	Print Post
	Quote: Yeah, that drives me bonkers.� But underwater combat!� Which isn't just land combat with a bubble and slow run speed.� Could you imagine DDO recalculating your weapons and abilities when you jumped in and out of water? Dammit! That was another one I wanted to put under this thread title but forgot till you mentioned it. Underwater combat that's more than just running around slower. How about the fact that if you are in JUST the right depth, you can use neither land nor underwater skills till you decide which you wanna be in I should hate that, but I actually find it cool.


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #8 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:25pm	Print Post
	karatekid wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:22pm: Dammit!� That was another one I wanted to put under this thread title but forgot till you mentioned it.� Underwater combat that's more than just running around slower. I think the worst part is how excited they were about their abortion of underwater combat. It should have been a clear sign how out of touch they are with their player bases and reality.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Gawna Ex Member	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #9 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:27pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:25pm: I think the worst part is how excited they were about their abortion of underwater combat.� It should have been a clear sign how out of touch they are with their player bases and reality. Fernando was almost as excited about underwater combat as he was about the sexy ass half elves!


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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #10 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:28pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:25pm: I think the worst part is how excited they were about their abortion of underwater combat.� It should have been a clear sign how out of touch they are with their player bases and reality. Oh I fully fell for it - grabbed my UA item, ran out to and through the fens, jumped in and... "ok, where is the _real_ underwater combat?"


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #11 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:30pm	Print Post
	Quote: http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Fernando4.png was almost as excited about underwater combat as he was about the sexy ass half elves! To be fair, Breaken was just as excited as Fernado because he could finally express his true sexuality in game.
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	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Gawna Ex Member	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #12 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:49pm	Print Post
	He was faaaaaaaaabulous in that Elocator's Habiliment.


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livefreeordie Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 362 Joined: Nov 21^st, 2011	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #13 - Apr 11^th, 2013 at 7:59pm	Print Post
	It took me a while to get over the jaded feeling of playing a turbine game. Logging on after an update or (free!) expansion and having it work? wht?


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Aeolwind HERALD OF HATE Offline DDO: More broken than peanut brittle Posts: 2074 Location: Sarlona Joined: Apr 13^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #14 - Apr 29^th, 2013 at 4:30pm	Print Post
	Quote: Yeah, that drives me bonkers.� But underwater combat!� Which isn't just land combat with a bubble and slow run speed.� Could you imagine DDO recalculating your weapons and abilities when you jumped in and out of water? Underwater combat isn't that hard. 'Underwater' is essentially just a state of being applied to a particular range of locations. It doesn't change a dang thing about combat. All it 'should' change is the animation associated with the location range.


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Osharan Tregarth Horoluth Raider Offline I'm an ass... Deal with it. Posts: 2663 Location: Fresno Joined: Aug 23^rd, 2011 Gender:	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #15 - Apr 29^th, 2013 at 5:56pm	Print Post
	Aeolwind wrote on Apr 29^th, 2013 at 4:30pm: Underwater combat isn't that hard.� 'Underwater' is essentially just a state of being applied to a particular range of locations.� It doesn't change a dang thing about combat.� All it 'should' change is the animation associated with the location range. Well, one of the reasons we (D&D fanboies/fanhoes) were looking forward to underwater combat, is that things were supposed to dramatically change for underwater combat. Firewall/fireballs go away. Lightning bolts have the same area of effect/damage as a fireball, but with electric damage. Etc, etc, etc.

	I'm the 'sharans(Osharan, Asharan, Osharina, Asharina, etc.) And Epoxy.� And Notverysexy. Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #16 - Apr 29^th, 2013 at 6:26pm	Print Post
	Osharan Tregarth wrote on Apr 29^th, 2013 at 5:56pm: Well, one of the reasons we (D&D fanboies/fanhoes) were looking forward to underwater combat, is that things were supposed to dramatically change for underwater combat.� Firewall/fireballs go away.� Lightning bolts have the same area of effect/damage as a fireball, but with electric damage.� Etc, etc, etc. heh, yah - it took me about a half hour to work up the courage to cast an electric spell underwater... I thought for sure it was gonna be Quake and the lightning gun all over again.


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Breaken Horoluth Raider Offline Go^Yourself Posts: 2013 Location: TEXAS Joined: Jul 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #17 - May 4^th, 2013 at 6:55pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Apr 11^th, 2013 at 12:30pm: To be fair, Breaken was just as excited as Fernado because he could finally express his true sexuality in game. Gawna has pictures of my helf somewhere. I remembering posting a pic of him with Fernando's excited face next to it and quotting his line about them being sexy but it was cubed...

	Quote: Breaken's just a weird asshole, divorcced and pathetically marvelling at talk of sex. That guy is fucked IMHO. People I really don't like here list is small. Not that you or anyone should care, but for me it is Calvet, because he's stupid in a bitchy drama way, and Breaken, but he is a liar and a blunt, inelegant angry guy
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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #18 - May 7^th, 2013 at 9:23am	Print Post
	Breaken wrote on May 4^th, 2013 at 6:55pm: Gawna has pictures of my helf somewhere. I remembering posting a pic of him with http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Fernando4.png's excited face next to it and quotting his line about them being sexy but it was cubed... Huh, you learn something new every day - I had no idea there was a sexual preference for Barbie-plastic, slightly mongoloidal emo's with feliculitis issues.


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Schmoe Epic Poster Offline One world, one soul Posts: 4219 Location: A chair Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #19 - May 7^th, 2013 at 12:22pm	Print Post
	karatekid wrote on Apr 29^th, 2013 at 6:26pm: heh, yah - it took me about a half hour to work up the courage to cast an electric spell underwater... I thought for sure it was gonna be Quake and the lightning gun all over again. Absolutely. Because you would think that a game introducing underwater combat as a BIG EXCITING THING would at least incorporate and build on some of the concepts that were developed 15 years ago.

	"As my windshield melts, and my tears evaporate, Leaving only charcoal to defend - Finally I understand the feelings of the few, Ashes and diamonds, foe and friend, we were all equal in the end." -Waters
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Breaken Horoluth Raider Offline Go^Yourself Posts: 2013 Location: TEXAS Joined: Jul 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: If GW2 were written by Turbine Reply #20 - May 7^th, 2013 at 7:15pm	Print Post
	karatekid wrote on May 7^th, 2013 at 9:23am: Huh, you learn something new every day - I had no idea there was a sexual preference for Barbie-plastic, slightly mongoloidal emo's with feliculitis issues. He didn't say he had a preference, He just hyped up the helf's as being " youthfull" and "sexy". Mine was just a joke he had blonde womens hair and black beard stuble. He was like hulk Hogan with more hair, less muscles and much more fabulous.

	Quote: Breaken's just a weird asshole, divorcced and pathetically marvelling at talk of sex. That guy is fucked IMHO. People I really don't like here list is small. Not that you or anyone should care, but for me it is Calvet, because he's stupid in a bitchy drama way, and Breaken, but he is a liar and a blunt, inelegant angry guy
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